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Clips from Family Guy - Candy, Quahog Marshmallow (S14E14)

"(meowing)"
Family Guy
"My God."
Family Guy
"This is more pussy than even I can handle."
Family Guy
"CLEVELAND: Is he gonna say giggity?"
Family Guy
"Should I say giggity?"
Family Guy
"Are other people allowed to say giggity?"
Family Guy
"Giggity."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"Nothing. It's stupid."
Family Guy
"Ah, that was a great dinner, Sujin."
Family Guy
"I've missed you so much."
Family Guy
"I'd forgotten how happy we make each other."
Family Guy
"Okay, I'm done with this sweet rice water"
Family Guy
"that has a pine nut floating in it."
Family Guy
"Nice dessert, by the way."
Family Guy
"Can we watch the thing now?"
Family Guy
"Of course. Here it is--"
Family Guy
"the last episode of Winter Summer."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"This is everything I've dreamed of."
Family Guy
"Well, this, and becoming a half-man, half-horse."
Family Guy
"Give up these legs?"
Family Guy
"Don't be absurd."
Family Guy
"(dramatic music playing)"
Family Guy
"(all crying)"
Family Guy
"Why?!"
Family Guy
"Why would American Johnny leave Korea?"
Family Guy
"He had everything!"
Family Guy
"Love! A family!"
Family Guy
"Why would he go back to his sad,"
Family Guy
"pathetic bachelor life in America?!"
Family Guy
"He's got nothing there!"
Family Guy
"Why would he ever want to go home?!"
Family Guy
"Okay, Quagmire, let's go home."
Family Guy
"Well, you know what?"
Family Guy
"You're right, Peter."
Family Guy
"American Johnny never should've left."
Family Guy
"It was the only time he was ever happy."
Family Guy
"What? What are you saying?"
Family Guy
"Hey, Sin-ju, your TV says it's 21:00."
Family Guy
"What is that in real time?"
Family Guy
"I'm saying I'm not going back to Quahog."
Family Guy
"What?!"
Family Guy
"But we've-we've seen the last episode."
Family Guy
"We did what we came here to do."
Family Guy
"Peter, everything you just said is true."
Family Guy
"I don't have anyone waiting for me in Quahog."
Family Guy
"But here, I've got Sujin."
Family Guy
"I've got Buttercup and our grandcats."
Family Guy
"I've got a family."
Family Guy
"I'm not gonna make the same mistake American Johnny did."
Family Guy
"I'm staying here."
Family Guy
"KOREAN ANNOUNCER: Will Quagmire stay in Korea?"
Family Guy
"Will Peter find a new friend?"
Family Guy
"Find out after this Korean commercial Ashton Kutcher"
Family Guy
"thought no one in America would ever see."
Family Guy
"Hi. I'm Ashton Kutcher."
Family Guy
"Have you ever killed a dog while driving drunk,"
Family Guy
"and then been upset that there was no way for your car engine"
Family Guy
"to cook it for you on the rest of the drive home?"
Family Guy
"Well, those days are over,"
Family Guy
"thanks to Dr. Lee's Pet Engine Cooking Bag."
Family Guy
"Just put the dog in the bag, place it over the engine block,"
Family Guy
"and drive your usual 20 miles per hour"
Family Guy
"over the speed limit."
Family Guy
"Mmm. Bow-wow!"
Family Guy
"I'm Ashton Kutcher, and remember,"
Family Guy
"Dr. Lee's Pet Engine Cooking Bags"
Family Guy
"are not meant for babies."
Family Guy
"But they can be used for babies."
Family Guy
"Quagmire, you can't stay in Korea."
Family Guy
"We all got lives back in Quahog."
Family Guy
"That's just it, Peter-- you have lives."
Family Guy
"You guys all have wives and kids."
Family Guy
"And I have nothing waiting for me back there."
Family Guy
"But here, I have a family."
Family Guy
"Plus, commercial pilots around here can just"
Family Guy
"fly their plane into the ocean if they want."
Family Guy
"Peter's right-- we can't just leave you here."
Family Guy
"Who am I gonna get all my wiener jokes from?"
Family Guy
"You're my wiener guy."
Family Guy
"Joe, I got them from a book."
Family Guy
"I wish I didn't know that."
Family Guy
"Don't peek behind the curtain, huh?"
Family Guy
"Sorry, guys, you're not gonna change my mind."
Family Guy
"I just feel like I belong here with Sujin."
Family Guy
"What are you gonna do?"
Family Guy
"It's a powerful thing when a woman pays you"
Family Guy
"even the slightest bit of attention."
Family Guy
"Yeah, God knows I've been there."
Family Guy
"Welcome to Chili's."
Family Guy
"We're through."
Family Guy
"Can't believe Quagmire isn't coming back with us."
Family Guy
"Donna's mother? It was suicide."
Family Guy
"You guys want to check out Brazil while we're out?"
Family Guy
"We just got to accept that Quagmire has made his decision."
Family Guy
"There's nothing we can do about it."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I guess as far as Quagmire's concerned,"
Family Guy
"he's totally Korean now."
Family Guy
"(Korean pop music playing)"
Family Guy
"Guys, there's only one way to get through to a Korean."
Family Guy
"Through their music."
Family Guy
"Uh-huh. Yeah."
Family Guy
"We can try your thing."
Family Guy
"Eh, another show about a lizard."
Family Guy
"Quagmire, you're making a mistake."
Family Guy
"Quahog is where you belong."
Family Guy
"That's right."
Family Guy
"And if you won't listen to us,"
Family Guy
"maybe you'll listen to, um... us."
Family Guy
"But singing."
Family Guy
"(Korean pop music playing)"
Family Guy
"Quagmire!"
Family Guy
"Quagmire!"
Family Guy
"♪ Heh-heh heh-heh-heh ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Ooo! ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Your new romance has you lost in an Asian trance ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ So we're breakin' the spell with a K-pop dance ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Ooo-oo-oo-oo-hoo ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ In our booty pants ♪ ♪ Ooo-oo-oo-oo-hoo ♪"
Family Guy
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