You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Archer - Cold Fusion (S11E11)

"So are you here for the antenna repair"
Archer
"or for the murder?"
Archer
"‐ Both; we need to get a handle on the situation."
Archer
"Gather everyone on base for questioning."
Archer
"Krieger here will attempt to repair the main antenna."
Archer
"‐ But right now, you need to get me inside"
Archer
"because if I get any colder,"
Archer
"I'm gonna literally murder someone."
Archer
"Oh! Sorry."
Archer
"Too soon? ‐ He was my friend."
Archer
"‐ But come on, it's not like there were"
Archer
"a ton of options out here. ‐ [Cheryl groans]"
Archer
"It's like an oat milk orgy in here."
Archer
"‐ A half‐bottle of substandard vodka?"
Archer
"‐ I don't drink alcohol."
Archer
"I need every brain cell at top capacity"
Archer
"when my mind is uploaded to the cloud."
Archer
"‐ Which means we'll need the vodka"
Archer
"to deal with you until then. ‐ [laughs]"
Archer
"He thinks alcohol goes in your brain."
Archer
"You use your mouth."
Archer
"‐ But, please, do not leave this area."
Archer
"‐ Does that seem fishy to you? ‐ [sniffs]"
Archer
"I mean, it's not like you're not gonna drink it."
Archer
"‐ [gulping]"
Archer
"Lana: I'm not saying you're wrong."
Archer
"I just think we want them looking"
Archer
"at the pickaxes, so they're, you know,"
Archer
""facing their crime." ‐ Oh."
Archer
"What about ropes to symbolize‐‐ Archer: Shh!"
Archer
"I'm getting into character."
Archer
"‐ As a douchebag? I think you're there."
Archer
"‐ Lana, please. We are in the midst"
Archer
"of a closed‐door whodunnit, so forgive me"
Archer
"for actually enjoying my work."
Archer
"‐ No. Rex: What do you mean, "no"?"
Archer
"‐ I don't deal well with dead bodies,"
Archer
"so maybe I should‐‐ahh!"
Archer
"God, it's worse than I thought! ‐ What's with him?"
Archer
"‐ Well, after turning his life around"
Archer
"while Archer was in a coma,"
Archer
"he's fallen back into some old habits."
Archer
"‐ Like being a whiny little bitch!"
Archer
"‐ Keep it together. You're a man!"
Archer
"‐ Yeah, that's the thing about real men‐‐"
Archer
"always saying they're men. ‐ [sighs]"
Archer
"Sharp entrance wound, no evidence"
Archer
"of sawing or slicing."
Archer
"We're looking at a single blow, angled downward."
Archer
"My verdict: this wasn't a murder at all!"
Archer
"It was an icicle!"
Archer
"‐ This was next to the body."
Archer
"‐ [laughs] Oh, the shame."
Archer
"Just sit in it."
Archer
"‐ It's a pretty standard move. ‐ Oh, I'm‐‐I'm Gray."
Archer
"I've spent most of the last 15 years with penguins."
Archer
"I kind of forget how to‐‐ ‐ Be a person?"
Archer
"[snaps finger]"
Archer
"‐ I am Dr. Gertrude Rilsa."
Archer
"‐ Wow. That was intensely sinister."
Archer
"‐ Yeah, do you have a vocal setting"
Archer
"where it doesn't seem like you're about to kill us?"
Archer
"‐ I will humanize myself."
Archer
"I study how the isolation of a small group"
Archer
"affects willingness to engage"
Archer
"in increasingly deviant sexual behaviors..."
Archer
"with robots..."
Archer
"on drugs."
Archer
"‐ Wow! ‐ The robots?"
Archer
"‐ Do we introduce her to Krieger or would that‐‐"
Archer
"‐ Bring about the death of humanity"
Archer
"in a cyber‐sexual apocalypse? Hard yes."
Archer
"‐ Yes‐‐no. I mean, yes."
Archer
"No, I‐‐I didn't do it."
Archer
"I'm second in command of this base,"
Archer
"and I do everything by the book."
Archer
"‐ Um, name? ‐ Maddox."
Archer
"Sorry, little jumpy. Whoo!"
Archer
"‐ Uh, hey, that's okay. It's a stressful sit‐‐"
Archer
"‐ It wasn't me, goddamn it!"
Archer
"Kinski: Playing at detectives, they must face death"
Archer
"in all her guises, both that of the victim and their own."
Archer
"‐ You, uh‐‐you wanna turn that off?"
Archer
"‐ I am afraid that is not possible."
Archer
"‐ [gulps] We were all in the common area."
Archer
"Maddox: Bob left first."
Archer
"We didn't see him for the rest of the night."
Archer
"Rex: Then I think Gray left for a while."
Archer
"‐ Ah! He must have left"
Archer
"to do some light murdering, then‐‐"
Archer
"‐ He went to my experimental robot den"
Archer
"to engage in his ultimate fantasy."
Archer
"‐ Gray is great, but let's just say"
Archer
"I don't leave him alone with Lamont."
Archer
"‐ I think we get it."
Archer
"‐ He wants to fornicate with penguins."
Archer
"‐ Did you know penguins mate for life?"
Archer
"‐ Fantastic. ‐ Did anyone else leave"
Archer
"after Gray? ‐ Sure, I left for a while."
Archer
"‐ Oh, ho, ho, ho. Very interesting."
Archer
"‐ I did, twice. ‐ I left four times."
Archer
"‐ Thank you."
Archer
"This has all been very unhelpful."
Archer
"‐ Worse murder suspects ever. ‐ Perhaps not."
Archer
"I went outside to document the desolate, inky night..."
Archer
"‐ Well, I'll notify the consulate"
Archer
"of the great nation of I‐don't‐care‐istan."
Archer
"‐ Whilst pouring over footage, I found I had captured"
Archer
"Maddox exiting the murder location at the time of death."
Archer
"‐ Why didn't you tell us before?"
Archer
"‐ Who can say?"
Archer
"Trying to understand the human motives"
Archer
"only leads to a labyrinth of madness and chaos."
Archer
"both: Shut up! Archer: Oh, shut up!"
Archer
"All right, let's announce our next contestant"
Archer
"on "Did You Commit Murder?""
Archer
"And Maddox, come on down!"
Archer
"[overlapping chatter]"
Archer
"Archer: Pam, come on!"
Archer
"You were supposed to get everyone."
Archer
Show more clips