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Clips from Disenchantment - What to Expect When You're Expecting Parasites (S04E04)

"We have to find him."
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"[scoffs] Really? What has Zøg done for me lately?"
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"The guy still thinks I'm a cat."
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"Excuse me, but I'm a demonic agent of chaos and destruction"
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"who just happens to like belly rubs."
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"Bean, last time I checked, you like your belly rubbed."
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"-Yea or nay? -Yea."
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"[scoffs] Okay, I'm doing this one time."
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"[exclaiming in pleasure]"
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"-Don't make me sorry. -That feels good, man."
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"-Okay, too far. You went too far. -[chuckling]"
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"-Bean, I owe you. -Okay."
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"Let's go get my dad."
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"God… Everything in this place is so cute and clammy."
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"Whoa! I think we're in an elf castle."
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"Why build a castle at the bottom of the sea?"
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"Yeah, we don't even like taking baths."
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"Hey, dumbasses, wasn't always underwater."
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"It was attached to Dreamland Castle."
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"[screaming in distance]"
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"Oh, no. Dad! They're killing him."
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"Oh, good. We're too late."
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"Shall we just save ourselves then?"
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"[sighs grimly]"
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"Inka-binka, tinka-binka. Damn it."
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"[all gasp]"
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"[screaming]"
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"Dad, no!"
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"Back off, you slime bags, or I'll stomp your guts out."
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"Bean, what the hell are you doing?"
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"Aren't they tryin' to kill you?"
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"-You screamed. -Of course I screamed. With glee!"
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"Look! These hideous freaks are sittin' on a veritable gold mine of jewels"
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"and gold!"
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"[squeals]"
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"Can you believe it? We're rich!"
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"What do you mean, "We're rich"?"
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"Isn't it their stuff?"
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"What she means is what's more important is that we're rich on the inside."
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"[giggles]"
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"I can't believe you're that greedy, Elfo."
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"[giggles]"
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"What you laughing at?"
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"Oh, the rubies are tickling my nipples."
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"Can we go now? This one's looking at me funny."
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"[screeches]"
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"Hello."
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"Welcome to the home of the sea Trøgs."
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"I am King Dripo."
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"Yeah, uh, great."
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"Anyway, where did you get all this gold and treasure and baubles and loot?"
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"What is this gold and money you speak of?"
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"All the sparklies here, we find in the ships that sink from the surface."
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"It's a gift from the water."
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"[in unison] Thanks, water!"
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"-And this castle? -Is our home."
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"We moved in ages ago."
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"Zero percent down."
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"Well, why did you bring us here?"
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"We thought he was a delicious walrus to eat."
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"But then we realized his face was the same as the gold-face man from the coins."
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"You're a celebrity down here."
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"[in unison] Coin man, coin man."
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"Clumpy dumpy coin man!"
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"[laughing]"
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"So we invite you as guest of honor at our special brunch this afternoon."
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"Oh, um, that's really nice of you, but we can't stay, we have so much--"
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"Time on our hands."
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"Of course, we can stay."
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"It'd be rude of us not to take advantage of their gullibility."
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"-Gullibility? -Gullibility?"
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"I'm so sorry. My Dad didn't mean to offend you."
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"Well, that's quite all right."
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"We don't have thoughts. It's mostly mucus."
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"Yeah. [laughing]"
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"Hey, Dripo, uh, since we're hanging out,"
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"eh, how about you show me around your castle?"
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"Uh, your vaults, the place where you keep your wheelbarrows?"
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"Okay, but watch your step."
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"We've got a terrible emerald problem."
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"Bean, Elfo, you know what to do."
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"Okay, so you're just gonna blindly follow my dad's orders?"
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"Bean, I'm well aware of the moral implications of what I'm doing."
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"But I'll have plenty of time to worry about that"
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"when I'm rolling in tickle rubies."
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"[clinking]"
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"[sighs]"
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"Mmm."
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"[whispers] Dad, you gotta quit stealing."
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"You're embarrassing me and Dreamland and humanity."
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"Me? What about Elfo?"
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"He ain't even human."
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"Ow, my raisins."
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"Humph. There's no talking to him. Elfo's gone Elfo."
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"[chuckles] I'm a noun and a verb."
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"What's that?"
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"Sea salt, ginger, a hint of lemon juice over lightly seared my cousin Roger."
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"You might want to eat around the venom sac."
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"Enjoy!"
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"Uh, pass the cousin Roger and coleslaw, please."
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"Oh… [grunts]"
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"Am I seeing things or did my food just wink at me?"
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"[whispers] Shh! I'm still alive."
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"Smuggle me out your large intestine."
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"[yelps]"
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"Thank you."
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"[chomps] You know, this place reminds me of that old story."
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"-You remember, Beanie? -What? No."
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"Ah! You know… about how we stole Dreamland from the elves."
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"It was my favorite bedtime story."
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"-What the hell? -Elfo, please."
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"-What the hell? -You cuddly fascist!"
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"Hey, I always just figured it was a fairy tale, you know?"
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"Each daddy king tells his future kiddy king."
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"Though I did wonder why I was sworn to secrecy"
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"and threatened with death if I ever told any of my friends."
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"What? I thought we were the heroes."
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"Turns out we're the bad guys."
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"After dessert, this means war."
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"Uh, it was a long time ago."
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