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Clips from B Positive (2020) - Love, Taxes and a Kidney (S02E02)

"Oh, sure."
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"Mr., uh, Dunlop, right?"
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"[chuckles] Dunbar. But close."
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"Right. Darn. [laughs]"
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"Well, what can I do for you, Mr. Dunbar?"
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"Well, uh, this is gonna sound a little odd,"
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"but I was wondering if the cemetery might buy it back?"
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"Why?"
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"Are you unhappy with it?"
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"No, it's a great plot.Yeah."
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"If I recall, it's on a hilltop under a copse of trees."
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"Terrific view."
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"Yeah. Very picturesque."
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"It's just, the thing is,"
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"when I bought it I wasn't doing so well, and..."
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"Don't tell me."
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"You decided on cremation?"
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"You're gonna do the, uh, environmental,"
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"ashes-in-the-ocean thing?"
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"I got to tell you, not really good for the fish."
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"No. No cremation."
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"[chuckles] No, th-the thing is..."
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"I got a kidney transplant, and I'm looking"
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"to live a lot longer."
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"Well, uh..."
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"[clears throat] good for you."
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"Thanks.Yeah, sure,"
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"we'll buy it back."
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"Great.But I got to tell you,"
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"you lose half your investment."
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"Why?"
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"Well, think of it like a car purchase."
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"The second you drive it off the lot..."
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"[clicks tongue] loses 50% of its value."
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"But I haven't driven it anywhere."
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"It's just grass and dirt.Well, I'm sorry,"
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"it's considered a used plot"
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"whether you're lying in it or not."
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"Now,"
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"if you'll excuse me,"
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"I have people who are not as lucky as you"
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"who need to be put to their eternal rest."
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"Can I at least sublet it?"
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"[phone vibrating]"
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"Hey, Eli."
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"Hey, let me ask you-- how are you fixed for a burial plot?"
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"What?A burial plot."
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"You know, a headstone, flowers..."
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"enough room for a tasteful crypt."
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"I'm good, Drew."
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"Listen, has Gina said anything about me lately?"
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"No. Why do you ask?"
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"I haven't heard from her"
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"the last couple of days, and to be honest with you,"
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"things have been... weird."
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"Really?"
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"Is she seeing someone else?"
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"Not that I'm aware of."
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"But who knows with women. They are the original deceivers."
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"I always felt like I was a little bit more into her"
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"than she was into me, you know?"
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"Maybe."
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"What does your gut tell you?"
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"Part of me says I should just break it off."
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"Hi. We're hoping to buy a cemetery plot."
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"Oh, uh, got to go, Eli."
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"Trust your gut. Dump her."
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"Come with me."
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"I want to show you something with a view."
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"Shoes."
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"Hmm."
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"[forced gasp] And more shoes."
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"Ooh..."
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"Look. Shoes!"
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"What is this one?"
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"[forced gasp] What do you know? Shoes!"
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"Hey.Hey."
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"Shoes!"
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"Did a little shopping, huh?"
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"I was feeling a little sad this afternoon-- shoes!--"
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"so I decided"
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"to spend some money-- bought some shoes."
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"Shoes!"
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"I see."
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"Also bought a couple of Birkin bags-- they're, like,"
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"$30,000 each, which is totally obscene until you own one,"
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"and then they're pretty wonderful."
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"You want one?"
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"I think you could pull it off."
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"No, thanks."
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"Tomorrow I'm going into the city,"
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"and I'm buying a condo."
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"Maybe two condos."
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"One for my shoes."
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"Y-You're gonna live in Manhattan?"
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"[panting]: I could. I don't have to."
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"I can... go wherever I want."
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"[crying]: Wherever makes me happy."
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"[chuckling, crying]"
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"That's what I'm gonna be."
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"[sobbing]: Happy!"
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"I don't know what's happening!"
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"[groans]"
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"Aah. Ow!"
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"Sorry. Louboutin."
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"Look, everything's gonna be okay. You'll see."
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"Will it? I don't know!"
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"I don't know anything!"
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"Okay?!"
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"I thought buying all this stuff would make me feel better,"
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"and it did, and then... and then it didn't."
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"It just makes me..."
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"I don't know what I am."
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"You're just a little overwhelmed."
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"And that's perfectly understandable."
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"How come I feel so awful?"
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"What is wrong with me?"
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"Oh, nothing is wrong with you."
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"[shudders]: Oh..."
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"Are there support groups for rich, unhappy people?"
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