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Clips from Girls5eva - Returnity (S02E02)

I'm so chill, people don't notice

"I'm so chill, people don't notice"

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the passage of time around me.

"the passage of time around me."

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It's bad 'cause my dad's diabetic.

"It's bad 'cause my dad's diabetic."

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Well, was.

"Well, was."

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- It must have been his time.

"- It must have been his time."

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- Okay, come on, come on, come on.

"- Okay, come on, come on, come on."

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Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

"Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo."

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Everybody sit or stand, whatever you wanna do.

"Everybody sit or stand, whatever you wanna do."

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- Okay. - Drum roll.

"- Okay. - Drum roll."

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[all screaming]

"[all screaming]"

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- Oh, my gosh! - Our album!

"- Oh, my gosh! - Our album!"

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- We are so hot! - Oh, it's so cute!

"- We are so hot! - Oh, it's so cute!"

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- Girls5eva. "Returnity"

"- Girls5eva. "Returnity""

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- It's just for show.

"- It's just for show."

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Everything's digital now, but I wanted you

"Everything's digital now, but I wanted you"

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to have something to hold.

"to have something to hold."

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- With a screener for "Being the Ricardos"?

"- With a screener for "Being the Ricardos"?"

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- It's just in there for weight.

"- It's just in there for weight."

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- Oh. - Oh, okay, okay. All right.

"- Oh. - Oh, okay, okay. All right."

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- You put in the hard work, now it's our turn.

"- You put in the hard work, now it's our turn."

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- Okay. - You're familiar with

"- Okay. - You're familiar with"

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"The Late Late Show with James Corden"?

""The Late Late Show with James Corden"?"

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- Of course! - Obviously.

"- Of course! - Obviously."

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- Well, if during a commercial you wanted to check the news,

"- Well, if during a commercial you wanted to check the news,"

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you might find yourself at a site called wuzappening.com.

"you might find yourself at a site called wuzappening.com."

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- Yes. - And if you checked out

"- Yes. - And if you checked out"

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the Lifestyle section, and scrolled--lled

"the Lifestyle section, and scrolled--lled"

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to the bottom of the page, you would see

"to the bottom of the page, you would see"

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what looks like a legitimate news story called

"what looks like a legitimate news story called"

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"You Won't Believe What Joe Biden's First Crush

""You Won't Believe What Joe Biden's First Crush"

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Looks Like Now" with a picture of an absolute raisin on it.

"Looks Like Now" with a picture of an absolute raisin on it."

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- What does that have to do with Corden?

"- What does that have to do with Corden?"

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- Once you open the link--

"- Once you open the link--"

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I can't legally say it isn't malware,

"I can't legally say it isn't malware,"

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but you'd have to click through 147 small print Biden factoids

"but you'd have to click through 147 small print Biden factoids"

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with an evasive close button

"with an evasive close button"

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before the program releases you,

"before the program releases you,"

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all while hearing Girls5eva's new single

"all while hearing Girls5eva's new single"

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looped at your computer's max volume.

"looped at your computer's max volume."

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["Bend Not Break" playing on laptop]

"["Bend Not Break" playing on laptop]"

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- Won't that make people mad? - That's the point.

"- Won't that make people mad? - That's the point."

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Our brains are wired to store memories

"Our brains are wired to store memories"

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made during moments of extreme emotion,

"made during moments of extreme emotion,"

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like anger or panic.

"like anger or panic."

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And that's how you create an earworm.

"And that's how you create an earworm."

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[laughs] Right?

"[laughs] Right?"

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- Oh. Mm-hmm.

"- Oh. Mm-hmm."

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- No music video, no promoted tweets, no Carpool Karaoke.

"- No music video, no promoted tweets, no Carpool Karaoke."

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- No radio drop where I get to go,

"- No radio drop where I get to go,"

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"This is Gloria from Girls5eva.

""This is Gloria from Girls5eva."

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You're listening to Dr. Chunk and the Bitch."

"You're listening to Dr. Chunk and the Bitch.""

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- And why can't I swallow?

"- And why can't I swallow?"

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- It's probably because the album's dropping.

"- It's probably because the album's dropping."

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And you wrote all of the songs on it,

"And you wrote all of the songs on it,"

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so if everybody hates it, it means that they hate you

"so if everybody hates it, it means that they hate you"

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as a person on every level.

"as a person on every level."

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- Jesus, Summer! - What?

"- Jesus, Summer! - What?"

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Oh, no, honey, I'm so on your side.

"Oh, no, honey, I'm so on your side."

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So what if it turns out that you let us all down

"So what if it turns out that you let us all down"

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and then nobody gives us a third chance

"and then nobody gives us a third chance"

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because of what you made us do?

"because of what you made us do?"

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Dawn, don't worry.

"Dawn, don't worry."

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- Yeah, I blame my damn knee. [Collab song playing]

"- Yeah, I blame my damn knee. [Collab song playing]"

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That should be us up there.

"That should be us up there."

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- [gasp] Collab got a shoe collab?

"- [gasp] Collab got a shoe collab?"

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Eff it, I'm doing a graffito.

"Eff it, I'm doing a graffito."

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- Don't waste your lipstick.

"- Don't waste your lipstick."

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- Summer, no, posters move now.

"- Summer, no, posters move now."

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[music stops] - Oh, boy.

"[music stops] - Oh, boy."

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- Oh, no. Ma'am, I'm so sorry.

"- Oh, no. Ma'am, I'm so sorry."

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- Listen, we gotta do something really big if we want

"- Listen, we gotta do something really big if we want"

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anyone to know that we exist.

"anyone to know that we exist."

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- Oh, something that reaches people.

"- Oh, something that reaches people."

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OnlyFans, sell my farts.

"OnlyFans, sell my farts."

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- Oh, my God.

"- Oh, my God."

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My Instagram posts are blowing up.

"My Instagram posts are blowing up."

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Feel my phone. - Ow.

"Feel my phone. - Ow."

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- It's warm.

"- It's warm."

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I'm getting comments from actual humans.

"I'm getting comments from actual humans."

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- Oh. - You do look cute.

"- Oh. - You do look cute."

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"Meat between bread is a sandwich" from @WineOClock.

""Meat between bread is a sandwich" from @WineOClock."

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The lunch lord is a basic whisperer.

"The lunch lord is a basic whisperer."

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- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

"- Hey, hey, hey, hey."

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Don't use him, Wickie.

"Don't use him, Wickie."

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He's a good guy. He has individual handshakes

"He's a good guy. He has individual handshakes"

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for every one of Scott's students,

"for every one of Scott's students,"

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and he never once tried to get on "Ellen."

"and he never once tried to get on "Ellen.""

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- Alexa, volume none.

"- Alexa, volume none."

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I'm doing this.

"I'm doing this."

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For us!

"For us!"

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[quirky music]

"[quirky music]"

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I'm not really a chef. - No. Here, here.

"I'm not really a chef. - No. Here, here."

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Let me show you.

"Let me show you."

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Like this.

"Like this."

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Just--hey, don't rush.

"Just--hey, don't rush."

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[machine whirring]

"[machine whirring]"

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- Don't we need to remove the bones?

"- Don't we need to remove the bones?"

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* *

"* *"

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- Nope.

"- Nope."

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You should wash your nose.

"You should wash your nose."

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- Oh.

"- Oh."

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- Oh, God.

"- Oh, God."

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- Are you okay?

"- Are you okay?"

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- It's just work. I don't wanna bore you.

"- It's just work. I don't wanna bore you."

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- Cool. So you wanna talk about

"- Cool. So you wanna talk about"

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whether Jake Paul is a real fighter or not?

"whether Jake Paul is a real fighter or not?"

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- It's just the label's not pushing our album,

"- It's just the label's not pushing our album,"

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and we need to do something big to get noticed.

"and we need to do something big to get noticed."

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And I keep asking myself,

"And I keep asking myself,"

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what would a regular brained normal like?

"what would a regular brained normal like?"

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You know, what would get on their radar?

"You know, what would get on their radar?"

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[machine rumbling]

"[machine rumbling]"

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- The Nuggetter's working through a beak.

"- The Nuggetter's working through a beak."

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- Oh.

"- Oh."

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- [grunting]

"- [grunting]"

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[machine quiets]

"[machine quiets]"

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I'm actually kind of surprised that you wanted

"I'm actually kind of surprised that you wanted"

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to hang out with me again.

"to hang out with me again."

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- Why?

"- Why?"

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I love it here! [machine rumbling]

"I love it here! [machine rumbling]"

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