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Clips from Armageddon

Short Films 1998 3 min 2,053 clips
Comedy Action Animation

Credits

Aah!
"Aah!"
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Sir, the override. It's been overridden.
"Sir, the override. It's been overridden."
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I bought us a couple of minutes, so get that radio workin', okay? Hurry, hurry!
"I bought us a couple of minutes, so get that radio workin', okay? Hurry, hurry!"
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Bring me all the way up here just to blow me and my friends up? Is that it?
"Bring me all the way up here just to blow me and my friends up? Is that it?"
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- Listen... - Shut up!
"- Listen... - Shut up!"
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Shut up, Colonel. I'm talking now.
"Shut up, Colonel. I'm talking now."
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It could start again. It might've been a warning.
"It could start again. It might've been a warning."
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Uhoh.
"Uhoh."
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That's why you are gonna dismantle this bomb.
"That's why you are gonna dismantle this bomb."
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All right. What'd we miss?
"All right. What'd we miss?"
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- Do it again. - Go.
"- Do it again. - Go."
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Keep tryin'.
"Keep tryin'."
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Sir, I need you to cease and desist. I need your terminal... now.
"Sir, I need you to cease and desist. I need your terminal... now."
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They're reactivating the bomb. Comin' back online, sir.
"They're reactivating the bomb. Comin' back online, sir."
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Oh, geez. Here we go again.
"Oh, geez. Here we go again."
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What're you doin' up here? And why did you even bother to make the trip?
"What're you doin' up here? And why did you even bother to make the trip?"
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To do the right thing, to see that it's done.
"To do the right thing, to see that it's done."
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For God's sakes, think about what you're doin'.
"For God's sakes, think about what you're doin'."
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Why are you listenin' to someone that's 100,000 miles away?
"Why are you listenin' to someone that's 100,000 miles away?"
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We're here. Nobody down there can help us.
"We're here. Nobody down there can help us."
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So if we don't get this job done, then everybody's gone.
"So if we don't get this job done, then everybody's gone."
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One minute.
"One minute."
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I've been drillin' holes in the earth for 30 years.
"I've been drillin' holes in the earth for 30 years."
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And I have never, never missed a depth that I have aimed for.
"And I have never, never missed a depth that I have aimed for."
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And by God, I am not gonna miss this one. I will make 800 feet.
"And by God, I am not gonna miss this one. I will make 800 feet."
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42 seconds. But I can't do it alone, Colonel. I need your help.
"42 seconds. But I can't do it alone, Colonel. I need your help."
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You swear on your daughter's life, on my family's,
"You swear on your daughter's life, on my family's,"
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that you can hit that mark?
"that you can hit that mark?"
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I will make 800 feet. I swear to God, I will.
"I will make 800 feet. I swear to God, I will."
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Then let's turn this bomb off.
"Then let's turn this bomb off."
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Steady. Take it back. That's what you'll have to do. Get 'em off backwards.
"Steady. Take it back. That's what you'll have to do. Get 'em off backwards."
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Rainbow track? Under under one? Under Okay. All of 'em. All of 'em.
"Rainbow track? Under under one? Under Okay. All of 'em. All of 'em."
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- Okay. Are we free of static? - Oh, do a good job. Do a good job.
"- Okay. Are we free of static? - Oh, do a good job. Do a good job."
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Steady. Steady. Good job. All right. All right.
"Steady. Steady. Good job. All right. All right."
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Go! Go! Go! Red wire "A." Ready? And.
"Go! Go! Go! Red wire "A." Ready? And."
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Now. Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
"Now. Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!"
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Negative "B."
"Negative "B.""
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- Ready, and now. - Do a good job. Do a good job.
"- Ready, and now. - Do a good job. Do a good job."
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Track flipped. Hots in.
"Track flipped. Hots in."
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- It better be. Go. - Red or blue?
"- It better be. Go. - Red or blue?"
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Re...
"Re..."
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Blue.
"Blue."
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Good job!
"Good job!"
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Oh, God, it sucks up here.
"Oh, God, it sucks up here."
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Sir, the clock has stopped at three seconds. What?
"Sir, the clock has stopped at three seconds. What?"
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Have we lost complete radio contact?
"Have we lost complete radio contact?"
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I got some magic happening. We're bouncing off Russian and French satellites.
"I got some magic happening. We're bouncing off Russian and French satellites."
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- It may have a faint signal. - Houston? Houston, do you copy?
"- It may have a faint signal. - Houston? Houston, do you copy?"
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Go ahead, Freedom.
"Go ahead, Freedom."
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Houston, you have a problem. Problem.
"Houston, you have a problem. Problem."
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See, I promised my little girl that I'd be comin' home.
"See, I promised my little girl that I'd be comin' home."
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Now, I don't know what you people are doin' down there, but we got a hole to dig up here.
"Now, I don't know what you people are doin' down there, but we got a hole to dig up here."
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Go, go, go, go! Come on. We got work to do.
"Go, go, go, go! Come on. We got work to do."
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Okay, guys. All go, no quit. How ya doin' down there? Good?
"Okay, guys. All go, no quit. How ya doin' down there? Good?"
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Okay, got the tranny. We're back in business.
"Okay, got the tranny. We're back in business."
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Hey, you guys should take a break and come up and see this.
"Hey, you guys should take a break and come up and see this."
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Wow. Got a great view of the Earth from here.
"Wow. Got a great view of the Earth from here."
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Too bad we'll never set foot on her again.
"Too bad we'll never set foot on her again."
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- Lev, do you see anything? - No.
"- Lev, do you see anything? - No."
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Well, keep goin'. I'm not givin' up.
"Well, keep goin'. I'm not givin' up."
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Hold up here, Bear.
"Hold up here, Bear."
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- Oh, boy. - This is great.
"- Oh, boy. - This is great."
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We just happen to run into the Grand Canyon on the asteroid?
"We just happen to run into the Grand Canyon on the asteroid?"
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I told you, you took a wrong way, a wrong road.
"I told you, you took a wrong way, a wrong road."
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What... What road? Do you see any roads around here?
"What... What road? Do you see any roads around here?"
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You know what? I do not have much pleasure being near God's ear.
"You know what? I do not have much pleasure being near God's ear."
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But you think this is looking good, or what?
"But you think this is looking good, or what?"
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Lev, why don't you just do humanity a favour and just shut the hell up?
"Lev, why don't you just do humanity a favour and just shut the hell up?"
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Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?
"Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?"
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No, I never saw Star Wars.
"No, I never saw Star Wars."
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All right. Doin' a good job.
"All right. Doin' a good job."
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- Give me a depth reading, Max. - We're 150 feet, Harry.
"- Give me a depth reading, Max. - We're 150 feet, Harry."
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Yeeha!
"Yeeha!"
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Ride 'em, cowboy! Yippeekaiyo, kaiyay!
"Ride 'em, cowboy! Yippeekaiyo, kaiyay!"
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Get off... the nuclear... warhead.
"Get off... the nuclear... warhead."
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I was doin' that guy from that movie, you know,
"I was doin' that guy from that movie, you know,"
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Slim Pickens, where he rides it all the way in the nuclear warhead.
"Slim Pickens, where he rides it all the way in the nuclear warhead."
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- Now. - Oh, you didn't see that one, huh?
"- Now. - Oh, you didn't see that one, huh?"
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We got 700 feet of hole to dig, Rockhound.
"We got 700 feet of hole to dig, Rockhound."
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All right. Just-Just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother.
"All right. Just-Just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother."
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Hey, Sharp.
"Hey, Sharp."
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No nukes! No nukes! No nukes!
"No nukes! No nukes! No nukes!"
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You got any more bullets in that gun, Sharp?
"You got any more bullets in that gun, Sharp?"
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What did Watts tell you, Bear? If she kicked you in the balls, you'd keep floating.
"What did Watts tell you, Bear? If she kicked you in the balls, you'd keep floating."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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We turn the thrusters off,
"We turn the thrusters off,"
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we jump this thing, we float right over it.
"we jump this thing, we float right over it."
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Go over it again, Lev.
"Go over it again, Lev."
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- Throw the jet thrusters off exactly when we jump. - Okay.
"- Throw the jet thrusters off exactly when we jump. - Okay."
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And then we're gonna put them on, and we gonna go down nice and slow.
"And then we're gonna put them on, and we gonna go down nice and slow."
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That's it. That's it, baby. That's it. Is this gonna work?
"That's it. That's it, baby. That's it. Is this gonna work?"
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- I don't know. - Lev, you know what, just lie to me.
"- I don't know. - Lev, you know what, just lie to me."
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Let's say 50/50 No. More like, uh
"Let's say 50/50 No. More like, uh"
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like 70/30 or 80/20.
"like 70/30 or 80/20."
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But you know what? If it works, the two of you gonna be heroes, just like me.
"But you know what? If it works, the two of you gonna be heroes, just like me."
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Screw it. We're jumpin' over this canyon.
"Screw it. We're jumpin' over this canyon."
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Just for the record, this is a very bad idea!
"Just for the record, this is a very bad idea!"
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- Wait for the edge. Don't hit it till we get there. - I'm waiting.
"- Wait for the edge. Don't hit it till we get there. - I'm waiting."
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Three.
"Three."
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Two. One!
"Two. One!"
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Aah!
"Aah!"
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Yes! It's working! It's working!
"Yes! It's working! It's working!"
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Oh, my God!
"Oh, my God!"
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- I'm a genius! Wait a minute. - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
"- I'm a genius! Wait a minute. - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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We got some rocks! Go left! Go left!
"We got some rocks! Go left! Go left!"
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Lev, Lev, I can't do anything!
"Lev, Lev, I can't do anything!"
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Oh, okay, okay, we're floating into outer space.
"Oh, okay, okay, we're floating into outer space."
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Check main switch. Uh, this could be a little bit of a problem.
"Check main switch. Uh, this could be a little bit of a problem."
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Thrusters on... now! All right, turn 'em on.
"Thrusters on... now! All right, turn 'em on."
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What's wrong?
"What's wrong?"
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II don't know. The-The thrusters not working. I hate this machine!
"II don't know. The-The thrusters not working. I hate this machine!"
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I thought you had this planned! What're we supposed to do? Be quiet! I must think!
"I thought you had this planned! What're we supposed to do? Be quiet! I must think!"
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- I'm stepping outside. - You're... You're going outside?
"- I'm stepping outside. - You're... You're going outside?"
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I am the only certified astronaut, and I'm saving your American ass!
"I am the only certified astronaut, and I'm saving your American ass!"
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Yes. You'll listen to him. Right.
"Yes. You'll listen to him. Right."
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Hurry up, Lev, because we're about a mile off the asteroid!
"Hurry up, Lev, because we're about a mile off the asteroid!"
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Just a second. The fuel line is iced up.
"Just a second. The fuel line is iced up."
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- I think maybe workin' now. - No, Lev, it's not working!
"- I think maybe workin' now. - No, Lev, it's not working!"
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I'm sorry, A.J. I was way off the odds.
"I'm sorry, A.J. I was way off the odds."
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- We're gettin' higher, man. - Look out!
"- We're gettin' higher, man. - Look out!"
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