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Clips from The Interview

Short Films 2014 3 min 2,293 clips
Short Comedy

Credits

Comm One, please tell me I don't have to stick this thing in my ass.
"Comm One, please tell me I don't have to stick this thing in my ass."
The Interview
We don't have a better plan. You're going to have to stick it in your ass.
"We don't have a better plan. You're going to have to stick it in your ass."
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You need to secure the payload and you need to secure it in your ass.
"You need to secure the payload and you need to secure it in your ass."
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Just for the record,
"Just for the record,"
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Come over here, come here, come in here...
"Come over here, come here, come in here..."
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I think we need to do this.
"I think we need to do this."
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She is so cool.
"She is so cool."
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You don't see what's happening, and it's so obvious.
"You don't see what's happening, and it's so obvious."
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Do you actually think she just so happens
"Do you actually think she just so happens"
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Bangs, giant tits, glasses?
"Bangs, giant tits, glasses?"
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They're fake, man.
"They're fake, man."
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Fake glasses?
"Fake glasses?"
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How could the CIA come up with such a thing?
"How could the CIA come up with such a thing?"
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Okay, I'm just saying that when we're on Molly
"Okay, I'm just saying that when we're on Molly"
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and when we're horned up might not be...
"and when we're horned up might not be..."
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- Horned up? - You are horned up.
"- Horned up? - You are horned up."
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Oh, please!
"Oh, please!"
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You got half a fucking chub right now!
"You got half a fucking chub right now!"
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- Take your hands away. - Hmm-mm.
"- Take your hands away. - Hmm-mm."
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Okay, here's what's gonna happen.
"Okay, here's what's gonna happen."
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I'm gonna poop out these drugs.
"I'm gonna poop out these drugs."
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If we both still want to talk
"If we both still want to talk"
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about this afterwards, then we can, but not until then.
"about this afterwards, then we can, but not until then."
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You telling me the CIA doesn't have
"You telling me the CIA doesn't have"
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Cap'n Crunch?
"Cap'n Crunch?"
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- Did you think about that? - What?
"- Did you think about that? - What?"
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- Period. - Okay.
"- Period. - Okay."
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Dave Skylark's Adventures in North Korea."
"Dave Skylark's Adventures in North Korea.""
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The titillating Agent Lacey..."
"The titillating Agent Lacey...""
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- Why? - There's no tell-all.
"- Why? - There's no tell-all."
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It will magnetically seal,
"It will magnetically seal,"
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and then you're good to go.
"and then you're good to go."
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So you want me to carry this bag?
"So you want me to carry this bag?"
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This is the bag.
"This is the bag."
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This is a douche bag.
"This is a douche bag."
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The watches conceal an array of tactical functions.
"The watches conceal an array of tactical functions."
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It's how you stay in contact with me and the command center.
"It's how you stay in contact with me and the command center."
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- Aaron to Dave. - All radio communication
"- Aaron to Dave. - All radio communication"
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should be done using call signs.
"should be done using call signs."
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What do you mean you can't carry it?
"What do you mean you can't carry it?"
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Aerodynamics are all off.
"Aerodynamics are all off."
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It's hitting my leg.
"It's hitting my leg."
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It's, like, bulky.
"It's, like, bulky."
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the most dangerous and unpredictable country on Earth.
"the most dangerous and unpredictable country on Earth."
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Kim Jong-un is a master manipulator.
"Kim Jong-un is a master manipulator."
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His people revere him as a god.
"His people revere him as a god."
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You're telling me my man doesn't pee or poop?
"You're telling me my man doesn't pee or poop?"
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I'm telling you he does, and he lies
"I'm telling you he does, and he lies"
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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Fucking awesome?
"Fucking awesome?"
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Yeah, actually, this is really, really nice.
"Yeah, actually, this is really, really nice."
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What the fuck is this?
"What the fuck is this?"
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to reach the West Coast of the United States.
"to reach the West Coast of the United States."
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- It's my bag. - It's wonderful.
"- It's my bag. - It's wonderful."
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That's just not the bag the CIA gave you.
"That's just not the bag the CIA gave you."
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Today, an official of the United Nations
"Today, an official of the United Nations"
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That we are living in the midst of a modern-day Hitler.
"That we are living in the midst of a modern-day Hitler."
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That bag was Fugly with a capital "Fug."
"That bag was Fugly with a capital "Fug.""
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Well, it was also designed to conceal fucking poison
"Well, it was also designed to conceal fucking poison"
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that we're gonna smuggle into a foreign country.
"that we're gonna smuggle into a foreign country."
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He knows I take fashion risks.
"He knows I take fashion risks."
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I'm Dave Skylark.
"I'm Dave Skylark."
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Look, I show up with that other bag,
"Look, I show up with that other bag,"
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Kim's gonna be like,
"Kim's gonna be like,"
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Tonight, we are joined by 13-time Grammy winner,
"Tonight, we are joined by 13-time Grammy winner,"
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"Oh, no.
""Oh, no."
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Oscar-winning songwriter,
"Oscar-winning songwriter,"
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"You got ugly bag?
""You got ugly bag?"
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"You no Skylark, you secret agent.
""You no Skylark, you secret agent."
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which has been mired in controversy
"which has been mired in controversy"
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Terminate him."
"Terminate him.""
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I put the strip in a pack of gum.
"I put the strip in a pack of gum."
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And... action.
"And... action."
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"It's hell to be Shady.
""It's hell to be Shady."
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"'F' word a senior citizen.
""'F' word a senior citizen."
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Suck a wiener, sit and spin."
"Suck a wiener, sit and spin.""
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"Suck a wiener, sit and spin."
""Suck a wiener, sit and spin.""
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"And why you drive so slow for?
""And why you drive so slow for?"
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"Don't you want to get where you're going faster
""Don't you want to get where you're going faster"
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"Die, old bitch, die,
""Die, old bitch, die,"
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before I murder you."
"before I murder you.""
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What do you mean by this, Em?
"What do you mean by this, Em?"
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Well, first of all, I feel like, when I rap,
"Well, first of all, I feel like, when I rap,"
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like, people twist my words.
"like, people twist my words."
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Okay, but can you see
"Okay, but can you see"
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how an old person might say, "I think
"how an old person might say, "I think"
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"what this guy is telling me... this Eminem... is that I should
""what this guy is telling me... this Eminem... is that I should"
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go kill myself, and I... you know, I don't like that."
"go kill myself, and I... you know, I don't like that.""
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I mean, I don't
"I mean, I don't"
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It's more about... the things that I fear.
"It's more about... the things that I fear."
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I think a lot of that is more or less me
"I think a lot of that is more or less me"
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Okay, okay.
"Okay, okay."
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just dealing with issues with...
"just dealing with issues with..."
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- North side! - Okay.
"- North side! - Okay."
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you know, old issues with my mom or whatever.
"you know, old issues with my mom or whatever."
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Yeah, or-or... you know,
"Yeah, or-or... you know,"
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Good to see you again. How are you?
"Good to see you again. How are you?"
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or people think that my lyrics are homophobic,
"or people think that my lyrics are homophobic,"
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Um, when I rap about violence
"Um, when I rap about violence"
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- Wait... -or, you know, sound like I'm promoting violence,
"- Wait... -or, you know, sound like I'm promoting violence,"
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- Sook? The Sook? - Yes, yes.
"- Sook? The Sook? - Yes, yes."
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I think that, uh... you know,
"I think that, uh... you know,"
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That you won't stop talking about?
"That you won't stop talking about?"
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- it's more or less because... - What? -What, what, what?
"- it's more or less because... - What? -What, what, what?"
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you know, confronting it.
"you know, confronting it."
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We speak different languages.
"We speak different languages."
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- Did he just say he was gay? - We're pretty sure
"- Did he just say he was gay? - We're pretty sure"
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but inside
"but inside"
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in the booth we just heard him say he was gay.
"in the booth we just heard him say he was gay."
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You... just said
"You... just said"
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But still same.
"But still same."
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that you were gay?
"that you were gay?"
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what you meant by that exactly.
"what you meant by that exactly."
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You know, I'm very,
"You know, I'm very,"
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very interested in the history of your young nation.
"very interested in the history of your young nation."
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can mean a lot of things.
"can mean a lot of things."
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absolutely everyone here is-is starving to death.
"absolutely everyone here is-is starving to death."
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I am a homosexual.
"I am a homosexual."
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It's quite all right.
"It's quite all right."
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What the fuck just happened?
"What the fuck just happened?"
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