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Clips from Session 9

"Says here, three patients were committed in 1889 because of mortified pride."
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"Let me see that."
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"1889. Where'd you get this?"
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"Under some boxes, man. It's fucking intense, some of the shit..."
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"When Phil calls lunch, it means lunch. Understood?"
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"Sorry, no cartridges. I gotta go pick some up at Grossman's."
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"Listen to this."
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"17 were committed due to disappointed expectations."
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"Henry, they're talking about you."
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"They would've committed your ass back then."
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"Hey, what do you have to do now to get committed?"
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"Mortify someone's pride?"
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"Simple."
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"You kill someone."
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"Nah, that won't get you committed. But it'll get you in jail."
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"If you get caught."
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"John Hinkley, temporary insanity."
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"He's not in jail. He's in a nut house. Right, Mike?"
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"That defense never works."
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"Most people are cognizant of their actions when they murder."
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"Homicide implies a motive."
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"Oh... God, Mike."
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"How did you fail law school? You're good."
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"Yeah, what are you, dude? A lobotomy case?"
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"Jeff, come on, man."
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"- Hey! Hey! - Mike!"
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"- Mike! - Mike."
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"C'mon, I'm just fucking around, Gordo."
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"- Don't hurt him! - It's all right."
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"The Ice Pick method."
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"Insert a thin metal pipette into the orbital frontal cortex"
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"and enter the soft tissue of the frontal lobe."
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"A few simple smooth, up and down jerks to sever the lateral hypothalamus."
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"All resulting in a rapid reduction of stress for our little patient here."
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"Total time elapsed, two minutes. Only side effect?"
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"Black eye. Recommended treatment..."
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"Sunglasses."
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"Brilliant! Very good."
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"All right. Let's go back to work. Come on."
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"I wasn't kidding back there, man. You're smarter than this crap job."
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"You should be using your head, buddy."
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"Yeah, um, I gotta get a part from Gordon's van."
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"Make sure mullet head here knows how to operate that thing."
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"Hey, Mike, come on, don't forget this."
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"- You know how to ride a lawn mower? - Yeah."
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"Oh, then, you're golden. Basically the same thing."
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"So, I don't know."
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"Just push it in to that mid section there and just start over there, all right?"
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"I'm gonna take a smoke break."
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"We just had a break."
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"Hey, Jeff!"
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"- What's up? - You know what a whale is?"
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"Yeah, I know what a whale is."
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"A whale is a big time gambler."
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"I got this buddy, right, he deals out at Foxwoods."
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"12 hours, and this whale has the house down 300 grand, right?"
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"As this guy's leaving, takes his car keys,"
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"and drops them in my friend's pocket."
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"- You know what they're for? - What?"
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"Porsche 911."
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"It's true, man, and that was the tip."
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"Fucking tip!"
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"What's your point?"
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"Just have an exit plan, dude."
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"If you stick with this job too long, it will mess you up, man."
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"It gets inside of you... the stress."
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"You see?"
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"Already an itty bitty piece of this shit may have gotten into your lungs, man."
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"It incubates in your lungs,"
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"and tissue begins to grow around it like a... like a pearl."
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"Like a time bomb."
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"Time you hit 30... Boom!"
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"You're drowning in your own lung fluid."
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"Look at you, you're not even wearing your mask now."
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"- Hey, where's your mask? - Me? Nah..."
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"Nah, buddy, I've learned to sublimate my fear."
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"'Cause I got a fuckin' exit plan, man."
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"I have a way of dealing with the stress."
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"You think Mikey reads all those books for fun?"
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"Nah, man, he's got an exit plan, let me tell you."
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"If stress gets too intense on this job, he'll bolt."
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"He's gonna go back, finish law school, pass the bar,"
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"get the big, juicy cases, make his dad proud."
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"That's his exit plan."
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"Phil, Jesus... Phil's got his stress reducer."
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"He's got his plan. I'm sure he'll tell you about it someday."
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"Then there's Uncle Gordo."
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"Hey, did you know if he didn't get this gig, he'd have to fold H.E.C.?"
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"Yep. Man, he can't even have an exit plan."
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"Fiber has always been his life."
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"It was over there. It is here. Imagine that stress."
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"Hey, let me tell you something, buddy, you better hope,"
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"hope, you got some of Gordo's genes, though. 'Cause Gordo..."
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"Jesus, Gordo is the Zen master of calm."
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"I've never seen old Gordo lose it."
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"I don't know, though, man."
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"The last few months, Gordo, I'm seein' some cracks."
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"Ya know, I worry."
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"Mikey knows what I'm talking about, right, Mikey?"
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"He does have the new baby, ya know."
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"It should be the joy of his life, dude."
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"Hank, when you and Amy have a kid, you'll see how hard it is."
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"Me and Amy? A kid with Amy? Nah, I just fuck her to beat on Phil."
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"Hey, get off your ass. I want my bonus."
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"Hi, Wendy?"
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"I know, but we need to talk."
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"Because we have to."
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"Would you let me finish? Would you...? Hello?"
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"Baby needs a new pair of shoes."
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"Let's do this thing."
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"Silver."
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"Yeah, baby, gold, gold."
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"Fucking eyeballs. Jesus Christ!"
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"They ought to be worth something. All right."
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"Yeah, baby, check that out."
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"What the fuck is that?"
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"God!"
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"Fucking birds!"
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"Jesus."
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"Oh, damn."
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