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Clips from The Resort - A Noxious Toothworm (S01E01)

"- Proportionately to the rest of my body,"
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"so I'm hoping that means that I just have--"
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"- Okay, all right. - Like, more blood to lose,"
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"volume-wise. - Shut up, please."
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"I'm gonna superglue your head back together, so--"
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"- [chuckles]"
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"Oh, you're not kidding? - No."
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"It's sturdier than stitches."
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"- Okay, have you done that before, or?"
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"- No. [scoffs] But I've had it done before."
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"I used to play hockey in high school,"
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"and my dad had to glue my head a ton, so count to three."
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"- Is there any, like, sanitation process"
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"we need to do, or, before you start,"
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"or are you just gonna-- - It's a little late for that,"
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"my guy. - You don't need, like,"
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"a specific glue to start? - No--okay."
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"Oh, my God. It's so long."
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"Okay, there we go. - [sighs]"
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"- Just gonna pinch her shut. [wound sloshing]"
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"- [inhales sharply, exhales] - Ooh."
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"- [panting]"
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"I'm Violet."
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"- I'm Sam."
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"- [chuckles] - Good start."
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"Sorry if this ruined your plans."
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"- Yeah, it did, but um, it's fine."
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"[light music]"
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"* *"
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"- Okay, thanks."
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"- Uh, hey, do you wanna put your number in?"
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"You know, so I can check in on you?"
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"In case you die, I can erase any evidence."
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"- Yeah, good thinking."
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"I mean, putting my number in your phone"
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"might kind of just connect us more, but--"
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"- No, you don't have to-- - No, no, no, no--good."
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"It's good for you to have. That's a--that's a me."
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"- That's a you. [both laugh]"
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"- I don't know why I said it like that."
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"Okay. - Thank you."
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"- Thanks."
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"* *"
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"- Bye."
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"- Shit, where'd my skateboard go?"
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"[phone buzzing]"
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"- Okay, here we go-- first text."
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""Hey, this is my number.""
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"- Should we be reading this? - Yeah, of course we should."
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"- Okay, all right. - Okay."
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"- Um, all right, cool."
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""Did I leave my skateboard in your room?""
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"- "Not here, just checked.""
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"- "That's so weird. I think someone stole it.""
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"- Okay, so many questions already."
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"But missing skateboard--fuck."
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"- All right, keep goin'. - Okay."
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"- "That sucks. I suppose we were a bit distracted.""
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"- "Ha ha, yeah, that was fun.""
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"- Oh, so they hooked up right away?"
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"- Yeah. - Okay, well, "Sorry,"
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"I am inexperienced in the head department.""
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"- Ooh! Um--"
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"- Straight to oral. - Yeah."
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"- Good for her. - Good for him."
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"- Okay, "Did it dry yet?" - Um, "Yeah, but my hair"
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"is a little sticky." What?"
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"- Oh, my God. - "I'm sorry I left"
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"a gross mess." - "Most of it ended up on me."
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"A little on the couch." - Oh, no."
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""Some of it got in my eye--" Oh, my--"
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"- Ew... - Okay, all right, maybe"
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"we shouldn't be reading this."
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"[quirky music]"
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"Okay--oh, Jesus-- "It felt pretty deep.""
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"- "Yeah, it was hard not to gag.""
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"- Wow, they're perverts. - Yeah."
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"- They're like--but what's weird is that they're porny."
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"- Yeah. - I didn't expect that."
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"- I know, I know, yeah. - I didn't think they'd be,"
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"like, all porny. - I know, I don't think"
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"I like them. I don't think I like 'em. I don't--"
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"have you ever, like, texted anybody like that?"
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"- No. - Okay."
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"- Because you have to assume"
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"that people are gonna read your texts."
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"Okay, here's our first photo. Ready?"
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"- Okay, yeah."
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"- [gasps] - Ohh! No, no."
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"Sorry, sorry. Sorry, little kids."
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"Um, why--what the fuck am I looking at?"
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""A little headache, but the glue worked.""
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"- Oh, my God."
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"It's, like, a skull. Like, a--"
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"That's Sam's bloody... - Oh, God, okay."
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"- Glued skull. So that's--that, okay."
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"- Yeah. - Well, then that makes sense."
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"Yeah."
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"So we're the perverts. - Yeah."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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""Keep an eye out for my skateboard."
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""I think the security guard with the fancy suit"
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"must have taken it." - Okay, security."
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"So that's a person of interest."
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"- Yeah. - Okay, uh--"
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""Do you want to track him down?""
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"- "I can't tonight. Tomorrow?""
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"- And then she doesn't respond. That's so weird."
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"But then she doesn't text him again until 4:00 a.m."
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"on the 26th. - Yeah."
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"- She says, "Don't fuck with the yellow snake."
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"It has four noses.""
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"[eerie music]"
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"* *"
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"- Okay, so they do have yellow vipers here."
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"- Mm-hmm. - But they do not have"
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"four noses. However, there is this"
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"particular Yucatecan thing,"
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"which does have four noses, but is not yellow."
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"So I don't know. I guess it's possible"
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