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Clips from Jane the Virgin (2014) - Chapter Ninety (S05E05)

Oh, who am I kidding?

"Oh, who am I kidding?"

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I love him so much.

"I love him so much."

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Jane.

"Jane."

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Are you okay?

"Are you okay?"

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Yep. All good.

"Yep. All good."

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Of course I'm not all good. I love you so much.

"Of course I'm not all good. I love you so much."

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Okay, I should probably get going.

"Okay, I should probably get going."

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Wedding planning duty calls.

"Wedding planning duty calls."

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Sorry.

"Sorry."

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PETRA: Girls, go inside.

"PETRA: Girls, go inside."

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Jane, stay here.

"Jane, stay here."

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Why didn't you tell me J.R. yelled at my girls?

"Why didn't you tell me J.R. yelled at my girls?"

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I didn't think it was my place

"I didn't think it was my place"

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to get in the middle of someone else's business.

"to get in the middle of someone else's business."

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Since when? That's like your calling card. 1-800-NOSY.

"Since when? That's like your calling card. 1-800-NOSY."

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Excuse me?Like, the one time it could've actually been useful,

"Excuse me?Like, the one time it could've actually been useful,"

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you decide to stop meddling? I am not okay with J.R. yelling

"you decide to stop meddling? I am not okay with J.R. yelling"

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at my children, and I could've used the heads-up.

"at my children, and I could've used the heads-up."

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Well, I'm not okay with you yelling at me.

"Well, I'm not okay with you yelling at me."

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And if you have an issue with her, then you should talk to her.

"And if you have an issue with her, then you should talk to her."

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Jane, I'm in a relationship with a woman.

"Jane, I'm in a relationship with a woman."

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Trust me, we talk, a lot.

"Trust me, we talk, a lot."

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So you've talked about her role in disciplining your kids?

"So you've talked about her role in disciplining your kids?"

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Well, no. We haven't actually talked about that.

"Well, no. We haven't actually talked about that."

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So it's not really fair for you to get mad at her or me.

"So it's not really fair for you to get mad at her or me."

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Now if you're done yelling at me,

"Now if you're done yelling at me,"

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I have to go get a wedding gift for my grandma.

"I have to go get a wedding gift for my grandma."

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XIOMARA: This way, we can see what the dress would look like a little.

"XIOMARA: This way, we can see what the dress would look like a little."

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And what do you think about

"And what do you think about"

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Cattleya mossiaeorchids

"Cattleya mossiaeorchids"

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for your bouquet?LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Cattle-what now?

"for your bouquet?LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Cattle-what now?"

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It's the national flower of Venezuela.

"It's the national flower of Venezuela."

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I thought it might be nice for you to have a little piece

"I thought it might be nice for you to have a little piece"

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of home with you when you walk down the aisle.

"of home with you when you walk down the aisle."

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Aw, I'm tearing up already.

"Aw, I'm tearing up already."

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Great. I'm on it.

"Great. I'm on it."

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Damn, grandma.

"Damn, grandma."

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Bye, Jorge.

"Bye, Jorge."

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Ooh!

"Ooh!"

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Things are getting pretty steamy between you two.

"Things are getting pretty steamy between you two."

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Hard to wait?

"Hard to wait?"

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Well, I have just the thing for that.

"Well, I have just the thing for that."

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This has worked wonders for me over the years,

"This has worked wonders for me over the years,"

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so I only found it fitting to give one to you.

"so I only found it fitting to give one to you."

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Ah!

"Ah!"

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When you have urges, you know,

"When you have urges, you know,"

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just think about the flower and how...

"just think about the flower and how..."

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Though to be fair, hers has already been crumpled.

"Though to be fair, hers has already been crumpled."

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Not by Jorge. Ooh!

"Not by Jorge. Ooh!"

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Ooh, I got to get this.

"Ooh, I got to get this."

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Hey, uh, Jeremy. Thanks so much for getting back to me.

"Hey, uh, Jeremy. Thanks so much for getting back to me."

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JEREMY: Yeah, sorry, Jane,

"JEREMY: Yeah, sorry, Jane,"

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I'm just not really looking for any new manuscripts right now.

"I'm just not really looking for any new manuscripts right now."

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Oh, no, it's not that.

"Oh, no, it's not that."

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Uh, I just wanted to apologize if my dad called

"Uh, I just wanted to apologize if my dad called"

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and harassed you in any way

"and harassed you in any way"

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after my book came out.

"after my book came out."

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No. No, no, no, it was, uh, nothing like that.

"No. No, no, no, it was, uh, nothing like that."

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Ah. But something definitely happened between you two?

"Ah. But something definitely happened between you two?"

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Look, Jane, I promised

"Look, Jane, I promised"

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I wouldn't say anything, so you're really gonna

"I wouldn't say anything, so you're really gonna"

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have to talk to your pops on that one. Sorry.

"have to talk to your pops on that one. Sorry."

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So I talked to Jeremy.

"So I talked to Jeremy."

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I know what you did.

"I know what you did."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Thank you so much.

"Thank you so much."

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You're not mad?

"You're not mad?"

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Of course not. Why would I be mad?

"Of course not. Why would I be mad?"

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Well, because you don't like it

"Well, because you don't like it"

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when I use my resources to help you.

"when I use my resources to help you."

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Aha! How did you use your resources?

"Aha! How did you use your resources?"

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I-I didn't mean...I knew you did something.

"I-I didn't mean...I knew you did something."

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What was it? What did you do?

"What was it? What did you do?"

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I-I promised to pay the publishers back

"I-I promised to pay the publishers back"

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if 10,000 copies of your book didn't sell.

"if 10,000 copies of your book didn't sell."

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Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God."

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That's why I got published?

"That's why I got published?"

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Friends, if this were a telenovela--

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Friends, if this were a telenovela--"

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which it is-- I'd say we've just gotten to our big...

"which it is-- I'd say we've just gotten to our big..."

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RIVER: Hola, mi peeps.

"RIVER: Hola, mi peeps."

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Hola.

"Hola."

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What did you think?

"What did you think?"

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I loved it.

"I loved it."

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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I mean, honestly, I was worried that, as Rogelio's daughter,

"I mean, honestly, I was worried that, as Rogelio's daughter,"

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that you would favor Steve over Brenda,

"that you would favor Steve over Brenda,"

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but you did a great job

"but you did a great job"

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of making us equal costars.

"of making us equal costars."

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Thank you, River.

"Thank you, River."

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But actually, I disagree.

"But actually, I disagree."

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I think Brenda's underserved by this story.

"I think Brenda's underserved by this story."

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I want to see her really shine.

"I want to see her really shine."

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I mean, your talent greatly, greatly outpaces my father's,

"I mean, your talent greatly, greatly outpaces my father's,"

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and I think that should be reflected in these pages.

"and I think that should be reflected in these pages."

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You need several more monologues,

"You need several more monologues,"

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of course.

"of course."

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A-And I want to give her an additional lover

"A-And I want to give her an additional lover"

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because Steve's face is gonna be horribly disfigured

"because Steve's face is gonna be horribly disfigured"

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by a Martian mining accident at the end of the pilot.

"by a Martian mining accident at the end of the pilot."

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ROGELIO: Jane, even if

"ROGELIO: Jane, even if"

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that were to happen, I...Oh. And he's gonna lose his genitals.

"that were to happen, I...Oh. And he's gonna lose his genitals."

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Oh, oh, that sounds like

"Oh, oh, that sounds like"

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some pretty crazy, risky television.

"some pretty crazy, risky television."

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It's gonna be great. And did I mention,

"It's gonna be great. And did I mention,"

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I think Brenda should be the one

"I think Brenda should be the one"

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who plants the American flag on Mars,

"who plants the American flag on Mars,"

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because she's the one doing all the work.

"because she's the one doing all the work."

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I am so in.

"I am so in."

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Let's do it.

"Let's do it."

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Mm!

"Mm!"

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Bye.

"Bye."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Adiós, mi peeps.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Adiós, mi peeps."

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XIOMARA: Oh, good, you're home. Your abuelais being wishy-washy

"XIOMARA: Oh, good, you're home. Your abuelais being wishy-washy"

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about wedding colors, and we need to move fast.

"about wedding colors, and we need to move fast."

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What's wrong?

"What's wrong?"

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Oh.

"Oh."

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The meeting went great, right?

"The meeting went great, right?"

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Come on! Do the dance. Break it down. Ooh.

"Come on! Do the dance. Break it down. Ooh."

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JANE: Nope. No dance.

"JANE: Nope. No dance."

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