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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Girlfriends (S01E01)

"I wish, but I don't know. She's got to go to war."
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"What?"
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"Yeah, Iraq."
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"- Iraq? - Yeah."
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"Lisa?"
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"Yes, she's in Delta Force. She's been deployed to Fallujah."
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"But she works in the croissant shop."
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"Yeah well, she's got two jobs."
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"She's a pastry chef and a sniper."
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"Hmm."
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"Well, if it makes you feel better,"
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"me and Felicia are probably gonna have to break up too."
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"She keeps pressuring me into sex."
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""Give me some more sex." Oh, give me a rest..."
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"for five minutes."
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"Cheer up, Bret."
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"Mmm, it's the talking stove."
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"Things'll work out."
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"Yeah?"
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"You love the talking stove."
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"Oh, let's make a cake."
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"Okay, so to sum up,"
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"basically, CD sales are going okay,"
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"but a little slower than I would have liked."
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"How many have you sold?"
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"One."
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"But I would have liked to have gotten a few more out than that."
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"How many have you got left?"
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"Two and a half thousand."
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"Can I have one?"
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"You can have a whole box. There you go."
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"- Really? - Yes, take it home."
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"I can't store them here. You... Jemaine, you take one."
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"- I don't want a whole box... - Take a whole box home with you."
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"- What am I gonna do with it? - I can't store them here."
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"So just take... take it home."
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"In fact, if you can take two boxes each..."
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"Murray, how many of these... Have you looked in all the boxes?"
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"- Just the one. - This one's got sawdust in it."
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"Oh my God."
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"Did you buy some sawdust as well?"
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"Open your box, Jemaine."
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"Look, Murray. Sawdust."
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"We've been done. I didn't tell you this,"
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"but I did the business underneath an overpass,"
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"you know, and he was dodgy from the beginning."
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"What, you had sex with him?"
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"No, he sold me the sawdust boxes."
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"Did you want to buy sawdust, though?"
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"Bret, no! I bought the CDs, didn't I?"
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"It's a lot lighter. Did you pick them up?"
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"Of course I picked them up."
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"I should find Quincy Jones and let him know what his brother's up to."
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"He needs to know this."
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"Oh, I haven't got his number."
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"You could email him."
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"I'd love to email him."
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"Come on, Bret, you're moping."
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"Yeah, I just miss Lisa. I think about her out there"
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"in Operation Sand Freedom."
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"- Yeah, but you're walking really... - It's gonna be dangerous."
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"You're walking really slow."
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"I want to send her some croissants in a care package."
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"That'd be nice, right?"
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"- Don't... uh. - What?"
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"- Hey, Lisa. - Hey, Bret."
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"- You didn't ship out to Iraq? - No, actually,"
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"didn't end up going to Iraq."
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"Oh really?"
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"Yeah... oh no. I'm shipping out tomorrow."
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"- Oh you are? - Yeah."
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"See, I told you. She's a sniper."
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"I'm a sniper."
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"So then, maybe we should go out tonight?"
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"Tonight, no... I don't... I can't tonight."
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"- What? - Yeah, I'm sorry,"
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"but... but you guys should go."
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"You guys should go out. It'd be fun."
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"But you said you love me and?"
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"- Oh. - You had sex on me."
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"No... oh yeah, that was just physical."
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"- Just physical. - It was just... I mean, we were just..."
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"we were just using each other, weren't we?"
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"- Just using each other. - Oh, we were just using each other."
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"- Yeah. - I see, yeah."
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"- Yeah. - Oh, okay."
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"But, anyways, it's... I gotta..."
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"I mean, it's really busy in here and I got to get back to work but..."
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"I'd love to talk, but you know."
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"But it was great... seeing you guys again."
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"I know! You see him?"
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""I love you.""
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"Your real problem, Bret, is the kind of girls you go for."
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"You're attracted to bastards."
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"- Bastard girls. - It's true."
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"They treat you badly and you get into a cycle of that."
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"- Yeah. - You've gotta break out of that."
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"- Hey, guys! - Hey, Murray."
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"Where's your girlfriends?"
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"- They're not here. - I knew you didn't have girlfriends."
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"Yes we... well, Bret did."
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"- Yeah. - He had one."
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"- This will cheer you up. - Sort of, she didn't really..."
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"- what? - Jemaine, I've sold all your CDs,"
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"- every last one of them. - Really?"
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"- Yep. - People liked them?"
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"I sold them to Dave."
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"Apparently, they're rewritable."
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"So he just deletes the music files and then sells them as blank CDs."
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"Apparently, it's worth more that way so..."
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"- It's not ideal. - It's not ideal,"
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"but yeah, they're still getting out there, aren't they?"
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"Yeah, well, they're blank though."
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"Yeah, but they'll be out there,"
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"and... you know."
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"- As blanks. - Yeah."
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"- It's good. - It's..."
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"It's good, I know."
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"Just gotta find someone that'll buy this sawdust now,"
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"and I'll be complete."
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