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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Sauce Side Story (S12E12)

"I'm gonna scratch Joey's eyes out."
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"- Nope, nope. - Don't talk to your mother that way."
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"Ooh, recipe box. Recipe box."
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"Flipping through."
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"- Wait. Lasagna. - We're not looking for lasagna."
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"- Maybe it's looking for us. - He's coming back."
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"- Give it to me. - No, no, no."
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"Well, look at that. I can move this stool. (chuckles)"
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"- Oh, hey, cuz. - Look what I got."
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"- Ooh, I think Mom's home. - Oh, no."
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"- Do I look like I've been trying to find a job? - So much."
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"Nico, who's in my spot? Ugly little car."
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"Crap, crap, crap. What do we do?"
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"Ah. Who are you people?"
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"Run! I mean, hey, you."
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"- Wait, who are they? - They're our cousins."
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"Yeah, Gene, Tina and me, Louise."
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"And Linda. We were just headed out."
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"Yup, we're taking our mom to get washed."
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"- A brunch and wash. - I'm filthy."
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"Nico, you have been nothing but delightful."
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"Lorraine, incredible to meet you."
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"- Are we hugging? I can't tell. - Wait."
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"Did you say your name was Linda?"
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"Yes. And these are my three beautiful children"
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"that I home-birthed while watching TV"
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"because birth isn't as hard as people are always saying it is."
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"(gasps) So you're Gloria's daughter?"
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"I am. And that's really true."
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"Nico, do you realize what you've done?"
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"Uh, no."
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"You've let the foxes into the henhouse."
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"You've invited the blood of Tonys"
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"- into this house of the blood of Joeys! - Ah!"
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"So, we know there's some history in our family,"
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"but we swear, we come in peace."
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"The same way Tony came to dinner in peace"
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"all those years ago and forked my grandfather?"
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"The same way your Grandma Gloria came in peace"
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"when she poured punch down my back"
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"at her wedding and then punched me?"
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"Well, we should go move that ugly car."
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"You're not leaving. Why'd you come here?"
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"- What did you do? - (sighs) Here's the thing."
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"We actually came here to say"
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"- we think your side is right. - What?"
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"- What? Ow. - Yeah."
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"That's why we're really here."
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"To tell you that our side of the family"
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"is dumb and stabby and bad."
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"- Really? - Okay."
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"Really. Right, guys?"
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"It's not easy being a Tony."
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"Oh, man, yeah. "Be a Tony," they said."
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""It'll be easy," they said."
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"Well, it's not!"
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"Yeah, it's the worst. Ugh!"
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"Even our, uh, mom agrees. Right, Mommy?"
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"Yes, I do."
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"Well, you're right. They're the worst."
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"But I guess it's not your fault you come from garbage."
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"(Gayle growls)"
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"Hey, I got a rotisserie chicken for Nico."
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"Uh, he eats so many chickens."
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"And I have Sprite. You like Sprite?"
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"You want to stay for some Sprite and some chicken? Huh?"
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"Oh, we should really get going."
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"- It's Sprite and chicken time, baby! - Gene."
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"Mom, do we really have to give them my chicken?"
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"Yes, Nico! You're sharing your chicken."
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"-(phone chimes) - TEDDY: Oh, that's Mom."
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"She said she's sorry it took so long to respond."
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"She was at an estate sale"
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"and she got some really good Rollerblades."
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"Oh! She likes the long hair bathtub lady."
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"- Okay. With the wheels? - (phone chimes)"
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"Wait. She said she needs to "see it on skin.""
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"Mom, just draw it right on your thigh."
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"- (phone chimes) - She says she can't. She's rollerblading."
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"Ooh, Teddy."
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"We draw it on your thigh and send a picture."
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"My thighs are just a tiny bit hairier than my mom's."
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"Okay. So we do it on your back and pretend it's a thigh?"
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"- Eh, I-I-I don't know. - Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"- Take your shirt off. - Okay."
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"H-He'll-He'll put his shirt back on soon."
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"Enjoy your burger."
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"Sorry it's not home-cooked."
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"And it's not that warm and the soda's not cold."
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"I'll never eat chicken any other way."
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"I can't believe you gave them the drumsticks."
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"Hush! Guests get the drumsticks!"
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"Well, that was delicious."
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"Got to save some room for brunch, though."
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"Right, everybody?"
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"Yes, let's leave. I'll take my fanny pack."
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"- I'll take my chicken. - Okay, bye."
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"No, no. Don't go yet."
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"We're having such a nice visit,"
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"and you were gonna say bad stuff about your grandparents."
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"Sit, sit, sit."
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"- Okay. - Sure."
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"Can someone please pass the chicken?"
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"So, Grandma Gloria. Yuck, right?"
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"- Oh, yuck. Yeah. - Ugh. The worst."
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"- Right, Mom? - GAYLE: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"Yeah, I didn't have another dress to wear to her wedding,"
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"so I wore my wedding dress, and somehow I'm the bad guy?"
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"Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"Linda, have some chicken."
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"- I don't want chicken. - I'll have some chicken."
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"Ah! And that voice. Everyone on that side."
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"Linda, you are lucky you didn't get it."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Have some chicken."
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"- I'd like the chicken. - Ah, those people make me sick."
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"Linda, seriously, have some chicken."
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"- You don't like chicken? - Fine, I'll get it myself."
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"All right, I'll have some chicken!"
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"- Ow! - (gasps)"
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"Did you just stab my sweet baby boy Nico?"
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