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Clips from Weeds - Theoretical Love Is Not Dead (S06E06)

"Thank you."
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"Esteban."
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"Esteban."
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"I'm still alive. Can I read into that?"
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"You have my son."
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"That's all."
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"I wish I spoke Icelandic."
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"Calm the fuck down and talk like Bjork. It's all gonna be fine."
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"Who the hell is Bork?"
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"Supreme Court nominee from the Reagan administration."
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"That's good."
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"Follow my lead."
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"Would you like to go in front of me?"
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"Go ahead, 'cause I gotta deal with the baby for a minute."
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"Next in line. Step through."
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"Go ahead, I'm just gonna... Fussy kid."
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"Your attention please. Please remove your shoes, jackets"
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"and any clothing containing metal before passing through the metal..."
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"This is racist and stupid."
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"Shane, my dear boy, I have learned to rely on one thing..."
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"Liquids and carry-on baggage must be in individual containers"
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"with a maximum capacity of three..."
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"...the shallow"
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"stupidity"
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"of people."
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"Step this way, please. Sir, please."
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"- Holy shit. - Go, go. That's us."
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"- Schiff, how are you gonna work it? - I'm fine."
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"I got my own passport. I'm an American."
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"I'll be just loud, dumb and enthusiastic."
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"Excellent. It's show time."
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"And where's the mother?"
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"Coming."
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"- She's coming here soon. - She's returning the rental car."
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"I can't let you go through without permission from the mother."
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"She wrote a note for us."
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"She is so smart."
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"She thought we might have this problem. I said, "Of course not.""
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"She said, "Let me write a note just in case.""
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"There we go."
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"Okay, have a safe trip."
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"Going to Paris, France."
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"Have fun."
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"Next."
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"That was incredible!"
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"Way to go, TSA. When did Mom write that note?"
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"I wrote it. Signed her name."
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"Thinking ahead. I'm that good."
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"Wasn't Nancy supposed to be here by now?"
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"Yeah, she'll be here. Don't worry. She'll meet us at the gate."
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"What are those?"
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"I'm training for the Guadalajara Half Marathon."
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"They're my barefoot shoes."
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"I'm connecting with the earth and avoiding heel strike."
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"You don't look very fit."
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"Yeah, well, my resting heart rate's down to 58, bitch."
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"So, fuck you."
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"You look gay holding my purse."
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"Gate 215."
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"He's not there."
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"I don't believe you. We need to buy tickets to get to the gate."
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"So, we buy tickets."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Yeah, she's fine. Thank you."
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"Take her into the bathroom. Clean her up."
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"I don't suppose I could have that back?"
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"No."
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"Your call has been forwarded to an automatic message system."
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"- Nathalie. ...is not available."
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"What are you doing?"
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"They told me that it was gonna be a full flight."
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"So?"
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"So, I hate strangers sitting next to me when I fly."
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"So, if someone approaches my aisle and looks like they're gonna sit down,"
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"I just flash them my Jesus hat"
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"and most beatific smile and say, "Hello, friend.""
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"- That's genius. - Some people will sit in the toilet"
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"the whole flight rather than park it next to me."
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"What if an actual believer comes and sits in the middle seat"
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"and actually wants to talk scripture with you the entire flight?"
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"Then I just watch porn on my laptop."
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"Tilt your head back and pinch."
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"I know how to deal with a bloody nose, but thanks."
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"Hell no. Get out of here!"
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"My girlfriend needs help."
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"It's okay, honey, you can step out."
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"She's fine. Get out of here before you freak people out. Go on."
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"Yeah. You better go before she calls security."
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"You got 30 seconds."
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"Hey, do you have a cell phone I can borrow, please?"
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"Sure, honey. Here."
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"Thank you."
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"Did Mr. Freaky Shoes do that to you?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, we had a fight."
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"Lord!"
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"Andy."
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"Shut up. Yeah, yeah, shut up."
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"It's plan C."
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"Plan C... No. Seriously, it's C."
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"We're at the airport, so is Esteban."
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"Yeah, bye."
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"I'm sure she'll be here soon."
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"That makes one of us."
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"She's Mom. Who knows what she's up to."
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"Come on. Come on."
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"I'd like to buy two tickets for Flight 966 to Paris."
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"Here's my passport, my credit card. Thank you."
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"Yeah. That flight is fully booked."
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"Okay, then, please sell me two tickets for any flight leaving this terminal."
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"Any flight? You don't care where you're going?"
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"No."
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"My computer just froze."
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"I'll be right back."
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"You got the tickets?"
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"No. His computer froze."
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"No, it didn't."
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"No, it didn't."
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"You're a foreign national buying last-minute tickets to Europe."
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"Money is no object."
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"If you'd ordered the halal meal, you might have hit the trifecta."
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