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Clips from Resident Alien (2021) - Radio Harry (S02E02)

What I believe should have nothing to do

"What I believe should have nothing to do"

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with what you believe.

"with what you believe."

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Deep down in your gut, do you trust him?

"Deep down in your gut, do you trust him?"

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Yeah, I do.

"Yeah, I do."

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Good.

"Good."

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That makes one of us.

"That makes one of us."

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See, lots of plastic straws in this restaurant,

"See, lots of plastic straws in this restaurant,"

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but no turtles. Coincidence?

"but no turtles. Coincidence?"

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Sweetie, could you please just try and enjoy yourself?

"Sweetie, could you please just try and enjoy yourself?"

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Did I hear someone is concerned about the straws?

"Did I hear someone is concerned about the straws?"

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Ours are made from cornstarch.

"Ours are made from cornstarch."

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They decompose and are very friendly

"They decompose and are very friendly"

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to our aquatic dwelling friends.

"to our aquatic dwelling friends."

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Well, what if the turtles are on land

"Well, what if the turtles are on land"

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and they eat the straws when they're dry?

"and they eat the straws when they're dry?"

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Very sharp. - He's just making a joke.

"Very sharp. - He's just making a joke."

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Of course.

"Of course."

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Can I start you all with a glass

"Can I start you all with a glass"

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of Jessup's world-famous spring water?

"of Jessup's world-famous spring water?"

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Famous? That's odd.

"Famous? That's odd."

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I always thought water was just water because it's water.

"I always thought water was just water because it's water."

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I totally understand you thinking that

"I totally understand you thinking that"

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since you've never had our water.

"since you've never had our water."

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Fine, I'll have a glass of ice water please.

"Fine, I'll have a glass of ice water please."

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Oh, we don't do ice water here.

"Oh, we don't do ice water here."

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If you put ice in the water, you can't taste the water.

"If you put ice in the water, you can't taste the water."

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Wow.

"Wow."

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You know, I think we're just gonna need

"You know, I think we're just gonna need"

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another couple of minutes.

"another couple of minutes."

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Might be a murder in Jessup after all.

"Might be a murder in Jessup after all."

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Yeah, there might be.

"Yeah, there might be."

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- Whoo, nice! - Yeah.

"- Whoo, nice! - Yeah."

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Hey, you look happy.

"Hey, you look happy."

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It is nice to be somewhere

"It is nice to be somewhere"

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that is untouched by human consumption and greed.

"that is untouched by human consumption and greed."

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And the music was...not bad.

"And the music was...not bad."

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It's not completely untouched.

"It's not completely untouched."

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I been camping here since I was a boy.

"I been camping here since I was a boy."

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Summer comes later, less water in the streams.

"Summer comes later, less water in the streams."

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Wouldn't be surprised if it all dried up someday.

"Wouldn't be surprised if it all dried up someday."

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As a tribe, we can do a ceremony and give thanks,

"As a tribe, we can do a ceremony and give thanks,"

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but if the change isn't happening globally,

"but if the change isn't happening globally,"

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it's just not gonna make a difference.

"it's just not gonna make a difference."

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These people seem to understand.

"These people seem to understand."

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Maybe there is no saving the humans.

"Maybe there is no saving the humans."

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If my people kill them all, they die,

"If my people kill them all, they die,"

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but if we do not kill the humans,

"but if we do not kill the humans,"

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they will destroy the planet, then they will die anyway,

"they will destroy the planet, then they will die anyway,"

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and every beautiful thing on this planet

"and every beautiful thing on this planet"

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will die with them.

"will die with them."

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It doesn't make sense.

"It doesn't make sense."

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Like, how could I drop a whole dress off at the dry cleaners

"Like, how could I drop a whole dress off at the dry cleaners"

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and not even remember?

"and not even remember?"

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That's weird, especially for you.

"That's weird, especially for you."

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Yeah, you've a flawless memory.

"Yeah, you've a flawless memory."

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You always remember everywhere I stash my weed.

"You always remember everywhere I stash my weed."

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That's some smile from someone

"That's some smile from someone"

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who just lost another baseball game.

"who just lost another baseball game."

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Still playing. Different game though.

"Still playing. Different game though."

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We both could win.

"We both could win."

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Oh, I'm sorry.

"Oh, I'm sorry."

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That should have sounded really cheesy, but it didn't,

"That should have sounded really cheesy, but it didn't,"

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and I'm suspicious.

"and I'm suspicious."

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I'm gonna need to see some ID.

"I'm gonna need to see some ID."

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That's a clever way to get my name.

"That's a clever way to get my name."

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It's Elliot.

"It's Elliot."

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I even got a lanyard from my worksite.

"I even got a lanyard from my worksite."

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- Worksite? - Yeah.

"- Worksite? - Yeah."

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Very adult.

"Very adult."

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I got a degree in archaeology

"I got a degree in archaeology"

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thinking I was gonna be the Indigenous Indiana Jones.

"thinking I was gonna be the Indigenous Indiana Jones."

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I'd watch that.

"I'd watch that."

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So did you find the Ark?

"So did you find the Ark?"

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Not yet.

"Not yet."

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I don't give up very easily

"I don't give up very easily"

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when I'm looking for something special.

"when I'm looking for something special."

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Right.

"Right."

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Coming.

"Coming."

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- He's cute. - That guy? No.

"- He's cute. - That guy? No."

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I can't date him. His hair's way nicer than mine.

"I can't date him. His hair's way nicer than mine."

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You're, like, even worse than Mike.

"You're, like, even worse than Mike."

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Oh, real talk, though.

"Oh, real talk, though."

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The Munsters are coming to town for the summer.

"The Munsters are coming to town for the summer."

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Gerald and Bethany are here?

"Gerald and Bethany are here?"

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It's my dad's birthday tomorrow.

"It's my dad's birthday tomorrow."

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- Aw. - Will you come to dinner?

"- Aw. - Will you come to dinner?"

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They love you, and if you're there,

"They love you, and if you're there,"

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maybe they'll have fun and not try to fix my life.

"maybe they'll have fun and not try to fix my life."

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Of course, and it will be fun.

"Of course, and it will be fun."

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But why are you still talking to me?

"But why are you still talking to me?"

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Sorry, ma'am, we're all out of T-shirts.

"Sorry, ma'am, we're all out of T-shirts."

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Damn it.

"Damn it."

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- Asked around about you. - Oh, great.

"- Asked around about you. - Oh, great."

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So you know I'm a disaster.

"So you know I'm a disaster."

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I know you're a professional skier.

"I know you're a professional skier."

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That was a long time ago.

"That was a long time ago."

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Who you were isn't who you are.

"Who you were isn't who you are."

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You're funny and smart,

"You're funny and smart,"

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and you got a wicked arm.

"and you got a wicked arm."

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And you're pretty.

"And you're pretty."

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Uh, actually, I think you're really, really pretty.

"Uh, actually, I think you're really, really pretty."

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So you should let me take you out to dinner tomorrow.

"So you should let me take you out to dinner tomorrow."

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I already have a dinner thing,

"I already have a dinner thing,"

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but if you're down for dessert, we could meet up after.

"but if you're down for dessert, we could meet up after."

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Okay, oh, and be sure to be holding a single red rose

"Okay, oh, and be sure to be holding a single red rose"

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so I can tell you apart

"so I can tell you apart"

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from all the other hot guys waiting for a lady.

"from all the other hot guys waiting for a lady."

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That's good.

"That's good."

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Now can I buy a drink for your friend

"Now can I buy a drink for your friend"

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down at the end of the bar

"down at the end of the bar"

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for telling you to flirt with me?

"for telling you to flirt with me?"

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Courtesy of our mayor.

"Courtesy of our mayor."

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Hi, Mitch Green, Mayor of Jessup.

"Hi, Mitch Green, Mayor of Jessup."

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It is so nice to have a fellow mayor visiting.

"It is so nice to have a fellow mayor visiting."

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Good to meet you, Ben.

"Good to meet you, Ben."

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That is so nice of you.

"That is so nice of you."

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This water is from the '73 wildfire.

"This water is from the '73 wildfire."

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Smoke settled on an exceptional snowpack,

"Smoke settled on an exceptional snowpack,"

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giving the water clear tones of mesquite.

"giving the water clear tones of mesquite."

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Yeah, I think we're probably pretty good on the water.

"Yeah, I think we're probably pretty good on the water."

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