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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Escape (S09E09)

"- Okay? - Guys, I think I see an opening."
Modern Family (2009)
"We're saved."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yippie-ki-yay, mother... Oh, dear God."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Phil? Phil? - Phil?!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Good news, guys. I see two people."
Modern Family (2009)
"Maybe I can get a... Oh, it's you."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Hello? - Haley, I'm sorry."
Modern Family (2009)
"You had every right to run out of the restaurant."
Modern Family (2009)
"You know, I've put up with a lot from boyfriends..."
Modern Family (2009)
"futons, video games, wives."
Modern Family (2009)
"But you were ashamed of me."
Modern Family (2009)
"I-I wanted her to like you."
Modern Family (2009)
"I know I just... I handled it all wrong."
Modern Family (2009)
"But please come back."
Modern Family (2009)
"No! You made me feel bad about myself,"
Modern Family (2009)
"and I deserve better than that, okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"So just go to Switzerland"
Modern Family (2009)
"and sit in a big thing of, like, Swiss chocolate"
Modern Family (2009)
"and... and yodel, okay? We're done."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, my God."
Modern Family (2009)
"Are you okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Why do you all have accents?"
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"- Ugh. What happened? - You passed out."
Modern Family (2009)
"Those stickers on your arms are loaded with all sorts of chemicals."
Modern Family (2009)
"We called your emergency contacts. Your boyfriends here."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, sunshine."
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"Andy? You... You came all the way from Utah?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, no. I was in town for a self-help seminar..."
Modern Family (2009)
""How To Be In The Right Place at the Right Time.""
Modern Family (2009)
"Holy cow. It's working."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, gosh, I guess your name must still be in my phone"
Modern Family (2009)
"as my emergency contact."
Modern Family (2009)
"I use boyfriends to avoid lectures from my parents."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't want to wake up in a Tijuana prison"
Modern Family (2009)
"and them be all like, "You're grounded.""
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm just glad I could be here."
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"Andy, um, I have to tell you something."
Modern Family (2009)
"And I'm really, really sorry,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but I'm seeing someone."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Really? - Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes! Whoo-hoo!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, thank goodness."
Modern Family (2009)
"Me, too. I just didn't know how to tell you,"
Modern Family (2009)
"especially if you were dying."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Oh. - She's a Laker girl."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, wow. A cheerleader. Nice."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
Modern Family (2009)
"Josephine scrapes barnacles off boats in the Great Salt Lake."
Modern Family (2009)
"We call them Laker girls."
Modern Family (2009)
"But they are kind of sex symbols in Utah."
Modern Family (2009)
"So, who is the lucky guy?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, it's a bit of a mess right now,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but, um, he is a professor and an astrophysicist."
Modern Family (2009)
"He's a... a legit genius."
Modern Family (2009)
"Haley! I came as soon as I heard."
Modern Family (2009)
"Actually, that's not true. I stopped for tacos."
Modern Family (2009)
"Not him."
Modern Family (2009)
"Anybody got a spoon?"
Modern Family (2009)
"We could "Shawshank" this thing."
Modern Family (2009)
"It didn't go so well when you "Die Hard"-ed it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay. Full disclosure."
Modern Family (2009)
"If I don't feel supported, I tend to shut down."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay. I'm, um... I'm getting stuffy."
Modern Family (2009)
"Is... Is it getting stuffy in here?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Come on. There's got to be something in this place"
Modern Family (2009)
"that can help us."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa! A phone!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Is there a plug around here?"
Modern Family (2009)
"If there's a phone, there's got to be a plug."
Modern Family (2009)
"Everybody look for a plug!"
Modern Family (2009)
"What if nobody looks down here?!"
Modern Family (2009)
"You know, how are we gonna survive?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I... I had a protein bar in my car. I don't know why I didn't bring it in."
Modern Family (2009)
"- There's got to be a plug. - There is no plug!"
Modern Family (2009)
"It was peanut butter and 20 grams of protein."
Modern Family (2009)
"Guys, if it comes to it, and I mean this..."
Modern Family (2009)
"I want you guys to eat me."
Modern Family (2009)
"As I told you before, in those elevators"
Modern Family (2009)
"and in the traffic jam years ago,"
Modern Family (2009)
"I am not going to eat you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, you say that now, but we may not get out of here,"
Modern Family (2009)
"and we may have to make some hard decisions."
Modern Family (2009)
"Look what is happening!"
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"Exactly what they said is going to happen!"
Modern Family (2009)
"You're bouncing off the walls and you're panicking!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- And you're yelling. - No, I'm not."
Modern Family (2009)
"Look, Claire may be right."
Modern Family (2009)
"I may be unfocused, but..."
Modern Family (2009)
"but she wouldn't be doing any better."
Modern Family (2009)
"She'd be hyper-focused on something stupid like..."
Modern Family (2009)
"like... like, "Why aren't the wires connected"
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"to that security camera?""
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, why aren't they connected?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Wait. She's onto something."
Modern Family (2009)
"The wires are cut."
Modern Family (2009)
"Why would someone cut the wires to a security camera"
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"in a basement room?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, Mitchell would have some conspiracy theory"
Modern Family (2009)
"that this is where the staff does illicit behaviors."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's what it is."
Modern Family (2009)
"I have been smelling marijuana since I got here!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- I got Gloria. - My God, she's like a DEA dog."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's coming from..."
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"Great. Now we have marijuana and no lighter"
Modern Family (2009)
"and just this stupid key."
Modern Family (2009)
"I can hear Jay saying,"
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""Maybe that key opens the door, dummy.""
Modern Family (2009)
"They can never know how much smarter they are than us."
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"Never."
Modern Family (2009)
"- You got this, Becky. - Mm-hmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"You walk in the cabin, you push those buttons."
Modern Family (2009)
"They go beep, boop, boop, boop."
Modern Family (2009)
"What are the numbers?"
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"- 3... - Uh-huh."
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"- 3... - Yeah?"
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"Weeks!"
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"Since I've had my stroke,"
Modern Family (2009)
"and this is the first time you come and visit,"
Modern Family (2009)
"and all you can care about is that stupid cabin."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Wait. No, what? - My brain is fine!"
Modern Family (2009)
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