You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Rides a Bike! (S01E01)

"Jacqueline, is Christopher here really any different"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"than Julian?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I'm not talking about the Reverend."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Is he different than any guy who tells you"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"he'll make you richer or prettier or safer"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"if you just let him make all the decisions?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I'm talking about him."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"But when it's time to look at fabric swatches"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Tristafé? No, he's not..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Look at yourself, girlfrenemy..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"for the banquette, he's got no opinion."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"The clothes, the hair."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"You walk around spouting his gibberish."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Sure, that."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Of course he spouts gibberish."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Kimmy..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"He studied spirit biking in Giberia."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I need to find out who I really am,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"And I'm not locked up anywhere."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I can go wherever I want."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I just can't unclip my shoes."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"not just wait for some guy to come and tell me."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Oh!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"And I need a few days off."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Oh, my goodness, are you okay?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I'm going to Durnsville to testify against the Reverend."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"SpiritCycle is a cult."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Oh, Kimmy."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"It's just another cult."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I'll dock your pay accordingly."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Why does this keep happening? What's wrong with me?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"But it could happen to anyone. It almost happened to me."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Usually you can't hear that 'cause of the music."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"All right, ladies, today is a gift."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"You, with your iron will?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"That's why we call it the present."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"That's what I said."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"You're right."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I have to go to Durnsville."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Let's lock and load."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Good night, everybody!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Kimberly, when I first heard about your dealio,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"all I cared about was the lurid, titillating details."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Like how we built Can Man to practice kissing on,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"and we only had one rule..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Don't fall in love with Can Man?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"But Can Man was irresistible?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"No. No."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"All I care about is helping my friend."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"So... I'm coming with you."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"You'd do that for me?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"So I can see the trial without ads."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Sorry!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I meant..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"so I can see the trial without ads."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I'm really trying to be supportive here."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I'm your friend."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"So I'm gonna come to Durnsville with you,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"so I can see the trial without ads."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Thanks, Titus."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I just need to take care of something first."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"[ominous music]"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"[chuckles]"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Time to clip in. [chuckles]"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"[women scream]"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Ladies!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"And gay guy."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"This is a spin-tervention."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"That man is a fraud!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Kimmy, how dare you?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I gifted you with the sacred words..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Tcha-kamo, feenahnay."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Sacred words?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Tcha-kamo, feenahnay"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"is from Iko Iko,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"from the Rain Man soundtrack."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Is that a brand-new cassette tape"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"of the Rain Man soundtrack?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"And his name isn't Tristafé."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"It's Christopher!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"[all gasp]"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"He just pronounces it like an idiot."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"You ever wonder why it's so dark in here?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Kimmy, don't touch those."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"[all] Oh!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"And he's not even pedaling his bike."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"It's just a video."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"That's how he does ten classes a day."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Kimmy, don't move that monitor."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"[all] Oh!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Don't judge! IBS is real!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"He was on the toilet the whole time?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Oh, God. That's what the candles are for."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"They're also to set the mood."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Why do we keep doing this to ourselves,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"replacing one stupid male authority figure with another,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"like Days of Our Lives replaces Roman Bradys."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I like the first Roman."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"You're a moron!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Sorry. That's just wrong."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Jacqueline, is Christopher here really any different"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"than Julian?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Is he different than any guy who tells you"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"he'll make you richer or prettier or safer"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"if you just let him make all the decisions?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"But when it's time to look at fabric swatches"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"for the banquette, he's got no opinion."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Sure, that."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Kimmy..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I need to find out who I really am,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"not just wait for some guy to come and tell me."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"And I need a few days off."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I'm going to Durnsville to testify against the Reverend."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Oh, Kimmy."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I'll dock your pay accordingly."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"[toilet flushes]"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Usually you can't hear that 'cause of the music."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"All right, ladies, today is a gift."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"That's why we call it the present."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Let's lock and load."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt