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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - The Actor (S01E01)

"- That's very generous. - Yeah."
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"Um, this is a laundry ticket."
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"Yes."
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"But I will send you the money"
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"as soon as I get to Hollywood."
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"Mmm, when are you gonna go to Hollywood?"
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"Didn't I tell you guys?"
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"I'm going to Hollywood right now."
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"That big part has finally come in."
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"Martin Scorsese is doing a movie"
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"about a dry cleaner."
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"- What's it called? - "Dry Cleaner.""
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"So I'm off to Hollywood right now."
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"- It was great knowing you guys. - Okay."
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"- Congratulations, Ben. - Thank you, thank you."
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"Oh at least that's... that's good news for Ben."
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"Bret..."
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"he's acting."
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"You think that was acting?"
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"He's acting."
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"- God, he's good. - He is good. He's very good."
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"Could you guys please leave?"
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"- We're waiting on our dry cleaning. - Fuck."
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"Thank you, Ben."
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"- Murray. - Oh, look who it is."
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"In you come."
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"The merry jesters."
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"Have a seat."
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"I'm just having another look"
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"at Stefan's professional credentials."
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""To Ben, thanks for keeping me clean, Art Garfunkel.""
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"I thought that was some sort of drug rehab thing."
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""Your whites are the whitest.""
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"Well, thought that was a Beatles album."
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""To Ben, thanks for dry-cleaning my clothes for me,"
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"Debbie Harry.""
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"That makes sense now."
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"We're sorry, Murray."
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"For what? Huh?"
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"Making me look like king of the dicks?"
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"We just thought you needed some positive reinforcement."
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"It's all right. It's not even your fault, really."
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"I'm the dick."
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"I should have seen it at the meeting."
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"A 90/10 split. That's ridiculous."
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"Not even "Crowded House" gets a 90/10 split."
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"- Don't they? - No."
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"80/20 maybe, but 90/10 is unheard of."
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"I know it's pretend, but I thought you did really well in that meeting."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"- Eh, Bret? - Yep."
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"Well..."
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"I didn't want to say anything, but..."
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"I was hoping you'd bring that up."
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"I kind of felt that as well."
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"- Did you? - Yeah, I did do well, didn't I?"
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"- You did? - Yeah."
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"That was my... my proudest moment,"
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"that meeting."
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"Oh look, it's my undies."
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"Ooh, hot."
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"Excuse me."
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"So many empty seats"
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"and a story to go with each of 'em."
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"You've got that right, Jim."
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"Oh, and one more thing:"
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"You know that ticket stub I gave you from the dead guy's suit pocket?"
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"- Yeah. - Look at the date."
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"Seems a little unusual"
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"that a man would go out to the theater"
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"three days after he's been reported kidnapped."
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"You know, Max,"
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"you should have been a cop."
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"I should have been a lot of things, Jim."
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"..."
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"..."
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