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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - The Actor (S01E01)

"# But those people don't know what they see #"
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"# They just see Ginger Balls #"
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"# Ginger Balls #"
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"# Cheer up, Murray, it's time to forget #"
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"# Your wife met someone on the net #"
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"# Let's go and get an ice cream #"
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"# Cheer up, Murray, so nothing goes your way #"
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"# It's the same every day #"
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"# Well, tomorrow is another day-ay. #"
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"Oh, thanks, guys."
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"And you organized the soup. That's good management."
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"Yeah, how'd you manage to get us some soup? Huh?"
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"Oh, speaking of which."
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"We need you guys to clear out of this room."
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"The janitor needs to use the mop sink."
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"Uh, I'm actually the manager of the band."
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"I believe we've got two soups coming."
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"We ran out of soup two hours ago, Marty."
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"Sorry."
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"I couldn't even get that right."
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"So you have to call up our manager, Murray,"
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"and pretend you work for a big record label"
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"and just tell him to keep on trying."
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"Yeah, give him a rejection call to cheer him up."
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"- Okay. - He's a little bit sad."
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"Okay, I get it. So I just say,"
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""I heard your stuff, it's not for us, but keep trying.""
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"- Yeah. - Okay."
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"- That's perfect. - Okay, good."
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"So tell me a bit more about this character you want me to create."
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"- Hmm? - Who is this record-label guy?"
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"What makes him tick?"
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"It's you pretending to be someone else."
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"I see. Okay."
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"Already I'm getting a feel for this guy."
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"Uh, listen,"
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"let me demonstrate a few characters. You'll see."
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"This is Stefan, who is like..."
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"Hey, hello."
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"I'm Stefan."
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"Then there's Big Eddie,"
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"who is this tough, no-nonsense mobster,"
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"and he is like this..."
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"Hey, what... what's with all the commotion?"
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"What's this commotion?"
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"Explain to me what's with the commotion!"
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"Whoa."
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"- That's very good. - Flippin' awesome."
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"P... probably not right for this... this though."
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"- Probably. - Yeah."
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"Okay, well, I..."
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"I have been working on a character from New Zealand."
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"- Okay, what's he like? - Oh."
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"Hey, watch out, you flamin' drongo!"
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"Don't be such a flamin' bloody drongo!"
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"Could... could you do it in your normal voice, maybe?"
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"No."
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"That's not acting."
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"Well, I think I like the first one."
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"- Mmm. - Mm-hmm."
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"Um..."
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"did we mention that we really can't pay you..."
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"- Can't pay you. ...at all?"
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"Opportunity is in itself reward."
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"And so it begins."
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"Ding."
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"Could you guys leave, please?"
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"New Zealand Consulate, Murray Hewitt speaking."
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"Is this Murray Hewitt, the band manager?"
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"Yes. I'm him."
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"Murray, this is Stefan from the record company."
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"Stefan who?"
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"Stefan... Gucci,"
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"you know, from the record company."
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"Okay, well..."
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"which record company was that?"
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"You know, the... the big one."
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"- Sony? - Yeah, uh-huh."
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"- Sony. - Have you got the demo CD then?"
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"Listen, Murray, all of us here at, uh..."
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"- Sony? - Exactly."
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"Uh, we all think you're doing great work with the Conchords."
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"Really super stuff."
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"Thanks, that's nice to hear. Thanks, Stefan."
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"Look, the bad news though is for..."
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"some very good reasons,"
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"we can't sign your band in the short term."
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"So you're not offering us a record deal?"
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"No. But... but you are brilliant."
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"You are great, and I love the guys."
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"Well, if you like us so much, why can't you just offer us a deal, you know?"
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"You're just not what we're looking for at the moment, okay?"
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"God."
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"Please offer us a record contract."
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"Please? I'm begging you."
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"Come on, please."
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"Please."
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"Please give us a record deal."
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"Oh, come on."
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"Okay then."
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"- Really? - Yeah, why not?"
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"Thank you!"
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you."
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"Look, we won't let you down. You won't regret this."
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"I'm sure I won't."
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"Gentlemen, welcome to the restaurant!"
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"Thanks for flying in from L.A., Mr. Gucci."
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"That was extremely quick."
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"Well, I flew in a supersonic jet."
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"Wow, a supersonic jet."
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"- How about that, guys? - Hmm."
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"It is great to meet you guys for the first time."
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"Be polite."
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"Great to meet you, Mr. Gucci."
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"- Mmm. - "Good to meet you.""
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"- A real pleasure. - Good, nice."
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"Shall we have a seat?"
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"Right."
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"So, the record deal."
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"Uh yes. Mr. Gucci,"
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