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Clips from Samurai Jack - Jack and the Scotsman: Part 1 (S01E01)

TV Series 2001 –2017 Season 1, Episode 11 23 min ★ 8.5/10 (68,060 ratings) 257 clips
Adventure Action Animation

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AKU: Long ago in a distant land,
"AKU: Long ago in a distant land,"
Samurai Jack
I, Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness,
"I, Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness,"
Samurai Jack
unleashed an unspeakable evil.
"unleashed an unspeakable evil."
Samurai Jack
But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword
"But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword"
Samurai Jack
stepped forth to oppose me.
"stepped forth to oppose me."
Samurai Jack
(SWORDS CLASHING)
"(SWORDS CLASHING)"
Samurai Jack
Before the final blow was struck,
"Before the final blow was struck,"
Samurai Jack
I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future,
"I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future,"
Samurai Jack
where my evil is law.
"where my evil is law."
Samurai Jack
Now the fool seeks to return to the past
"Now the fool seeks to return to the past"
Samurai Jack
and undo the future that is Aku.
"and undo the future that is Aku."
Samurai Jack
♪ Got to get back
"♪ Got to get back"
Samurai Jack
♪ Back to the past, Samurai Jack
"♪ Back to the past, Samurai Jack"
Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
"♪ Watch out"
Samurai Jack
♪ Got to get back
"♪ Got to get back"
Samurai Jack
♪ Back to the past, Samurai Jack
"♪ Back to the past, Samurai Jack"
Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
"♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack"
Samurai Jack
♪ Got to get back
"♪ Got to get back"
Samurai Jack
♪ Back to the past, Samurai Jack
"♪ Back to the past, Samurai Jack"
Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
"♪ Watch out"
Samurai Jack
♪ Got to get back
"♪ Got to get back"
Samurai Jack
♪ Back to the past, Samurai Jack
"♪ Back to the past, Samurai Jack"
Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
"♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack"
Samurai Jack
♪ Got to get back
"♪ Got to get back"
Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack , Jack, Jack
"♪ Jack, Jack , Jack, Jack"
Samurai Jack
♪ Watch... Watch out
"♪ Watch... Watch out"
Samurai Jack
♪ Got to get back
"♪ Got to get back"
Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack
"♪ Jack, Jack, Jack"
Samurai Jack
♪ Samurai Jack
"♪ Samurai Jack"
Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack ♪
"♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack ♪"
Samurai Jack
(BIRD TWEETING)
"(BIRD TWEETING)"
Samurai Jack
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
"(BIRDS CHIRPING)"
Samurai Jack
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
"(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)"
Samurai Jack
(CREAKING)
"(CREAKING)"
Samurai Jack
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
"(BIRDS CHIRPING)"
Samurai Jack
(WIND WHOOSHES)
"(WIND WHOOSHES)"
Samurai Jack
(CREAKING)
"(CREAKING)"
Samurai Jack
(WIND WHISTLING)
"(WIND WHISTLING)"
Samurai Jack
(CREAKING)
"(CREAKING)"
Samurai Jack
(SNAPPING)
"(SNAPPING)"
Samurai Jack
(BAGPIPE PLAYING)
"(BAGPIPE PLAYING)"
Samurai Jack
(MUSIC PLAYING LOUDER)
"(MUSIC PLAYING LOUDER)"
Samurai Jack
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
"(MUSIC CONTINUES)"
Samurai Jack
(IN SCOTTISH ACCENT) By the look on your face,
"(IN SCOTTISH ACCENT) By the look on your face,"
Samurai Jack
I can tell you like the pipes, wee laddie.
"I can tell you like the pipes, wee laddie."
Samurai Jack
(CONTINUES PLAYING)
"(CONTINUES PLAYING)"
Samurai Jack
Please. I don't mean to interrupt,
"Please. I don't mean to interrupt,"
Samurai Jack
but am I close to the end of this bridge?
"but am I close to the end of this bridge?"
Samurai Jack
No, far from it.
"No, far from it."
Samurai Jack
I've been traipsing across this bridge for days now.
"I've been traipsing across this bridge for days now."
Samurai Jack
Mmm.
"Mmm."
Samurai Jack
Seems I have a long way to go still.
"Seems I have a long way to go still."
Samurai Jack
I should be on my way.
"I should be on my way."
Samurai Jack
Um, excuse me.
"Um, excuse me."
Samurai Jack
What do you expect me to do?
"What do you expect me to do?"
Samurai Jack
Just stand aside.
"Just stand aside."
Samurai Jack
And risk falling over the side for a perfect stranger?
"And risk falling over the side for a perfect stranger?"
Samurai Jack
Away and bow your head.
"Away and bow your head."
Samurai Jack
You stand aside!
"You stand aside!"
Samurai Jack
My destination lies at the opposite end of the bridge.
"My destination lies at the opposite end of the bridge."
Samurai Jack
And you'll get there after you back up,
"And you'll get there after you back up,"
Samurai Jack
and I reach that end of the bridge first.
"and I reach that end of the bridge first."
Samurai Jack
That would waste too much time, and time is what I don't have.
"That would waste too much time, and time is what I don't have."
Samurai Jack
So you think you're better than me 'cause you're in a hurry.
"So you think you're better than me 'cause you're in a hurry."
Samurai Jack
Well, I'm in a hurry, too.
"Well, I'm in a hurry, too."
Samurai Jack
But, no, you didn't figure that, did you?
"But, no, you didn't figure that, did you?"
Samurai Jack
That I might be an equal?
"That I might be an equal?"
Samurai Jack
No!
"No!"
Samurai Jack
You just consider yourself superior right off.
"You just consider yourself superior right off."
Samurai Jack
You're rude.
"You're rude."
Samurai Jack
You mistake my comment, sir.
"You mistake my comment, sir."
Samurai Jack
Do I? You think I'm dumb, too?
"Do I? You think I'm dumb, too?"
Samurai Jack
No, I...
"No, I..."
Samurai Jack
Look, we are both in a hurry,
"Look, we are both in a hurry,"
Samurai Jack
so I shall hang from these planks, and you may walk right over.
"so I shall hang from these planks, and you may walk right over."
Samurai Jack
So you get a peek up me kilt?
"So you get a peek up me kilt?"
Samurai Jack
That is not what I am suggesting.
"That is not what I am suggesting."
Samurai Jack
So you say, you plucky face hinoot.
"So you say, you plucky face hinoot."
Samurai Jack
What did you call me?
"What did you call me?"
Samurai Jack
So you're deaf, too, you clog-tailed cutty drake.
"So you're deaf, too, you clog-tailed cutty drake."
Samurai Jack
I'll tell you what we're going to do.
"I'll tell you what we're going to do."
Samurai Jack
We'll fight for it to the finish.
"We'll fight for it to the finish."
Samurai Jack
I do not think there is any need to--
"I do not think there is any need to--"
Samurai Jack
Listen, you boony, blithering numbthet,
"Listen, you boony, blithering numbthet,"
Samurai Jack
the only way for you to get across this bridge
"the only way for you to get across this bridge"
Samurai Jack
is to beat me in combat.
"is to beat me in combat."
Samurai Jack
Now, are you a man or a worthless bloke like I know you are?
"Now, are you a man or a worthless bloke like I know you are?"
Samurai Jack
I'm calling you a coward!
"I'm calling you a coward!"
Samurai Jack
I fear no man.
"I fear no man."
Samurai Jack
Ooh! That's some tough talk
"Ooh! That's some tough talk"
Samurai Jack
coming from a man who wears a basket on his head.
"coming from a man who wears a basket on his head."
Samurai Jack
I carry me haggis in a basket.
"I carry me haggis in a basket."
Samurai Jack
You might even make me shiver if you weren't dressed in a nightgown.
"You might even make me shiver if you weren't dressed in a nightgown."
Samurai Jack
You look like my nanny.
"You look like my nanny."
Samurai Jack
You call that thing dangling off your hip a sword?
"You call that thing dangling off your hip a sword?"
Samurai Jack
Looks like a butter knife.
"Looks like a butter knife."
Samurai Jack
You won't hurt anyone wielding a piece of tin foil around.
"You won't hurt anyone wielding a piece of tin foil around."
Samurai Jack
You'd be better off using your slippers for a weapon.
"You'd be better off using your slippers for a weapon."
Samurai Jack
This is a sword.
"This is a sword."
Samurai Jack
And it's bigger than yours.
"And it's bigger than yours."
Samurai Jack
What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-wearing,
"What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-wearing,"
Samurai Jack
basket-face, slipper-wielding...
"basket-face, slipper-wielding..."
Samurai Jack
(BABBLING) (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
"(BABBLING) (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)"
Samurai Jack
...gather up and play more blithering domino,
"...gather up and play more blithering domino,"
Samurai Jack
Jessie off-looking stoner...
"Jessie off-looking stoner..."
Samurai Jack
(BABBLING)
"(BABBLING)"
Samurai Jack
...milk-drinking, sorry-faced...
"...milk-drinking, sorry-faced..."
Samurai Jack
(BABBLING)
"(BABBLING)"
Samurai Jack
...sniveling worm...
"...sniveling worm..."
Samurai Jack
(BABBLING)
"(BABBLING)"
Samurai Jack
(LAUGHS)
"(LAUGHS)"
Samurai Jack
(LAUGHS)
"(LAUGHS)"
Samurai Jack
Aw. You're gonna weep now?
"Aw. You're gonna weep now?"
Samurai Jack
(LAUGHING) Shall I pause while you mourn your hat?
"(LAUGHING) Shall I pause while you mourn your hat?"
Samurai Jack
I can play a melancholy tune to go with your weeping.
"I can play a melancholy tune to go with your weeping."
Samurai Jack
(HISSING)
"(HISSING)"
Samurai Jack
You've done it now.
"You've done it now."
Samurai Jack
I'm going to turn your head into a flour sifter.
"I'm going to turn your head into a flour sifter."
Samurai Jack
(GROWLING)
"(GROWLING)"
Samurai Jack
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
"(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)"
Samurai Jack