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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Bed & Breakfast (S01E01)

"Mm, smell."
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"Come on, smell it."
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"You're shoving things in my nose."
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"Smell this one now."
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"You always do this, Lin."
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"Whenever you entertain, you put way too much effort into it"
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"and drive yourself crazy."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"- I'm a wonderful hostess. - No, Linda."
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"You go overboard and then"
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"if people aren't appreciative enough, you snap."
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"That's not true."
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"I'm a gifted hostess and I'm ready to go pro."
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"- It is really soft. - Put it back on the roll, please."
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"But, mom, what if we just put Tina by the toilet?"
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"- Yeah. - I don't mind."
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"Almost check-in time."
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"Tina, Gene, are your rooms guest-ready?"
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"- Yeah. - Subjective."
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"Remember when you made fun of me for moving into a closet?"
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"Well now you suckers have to give up your room and I don't."
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"A guest!"
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"Javi...is an entomologist."
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"- Javed. My name is Javed. - What?"
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"Alright."
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"What kind of doctor is and entomologist again?"
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"Glands, butt?"
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"Ha, I'm not a butt doctor."
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"I study insects, specifically"
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"the mating habit of the myfungal beetle."
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"Oh. So what brings you here?"
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"Myfungal beetles feed on fungus,"
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"and this town has a very, very high potency of fungus."
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"Uh, that's actually our town motto."
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"Fungus town!"
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"Tina, why don't you show Javeeed..."
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"His room... Javed."
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"Jav-ed? Javed."
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"You'll be in the equestrian suite!"
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"Huh? Okay."
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"That's great... he brought a bug in a jar"
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"into our house."
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"(Whispers): Don't be racist!"
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"I decorated it myself."
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"You..."
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"Like horses a lot."
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"You like jars."
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"Oh, these are specimen jars... I intend"
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"to mate the queen with a male and preserve her eggs."
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"You mean you're gonna watch beetles have sex with each other?"
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"Mm-hmm. Cool."
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"What's that for?"
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"Ooh, this is a synthetic pheromone."
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"It's similar to what the queen emits"
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"when she wants to attract males. (Sniffs)"
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"Does it work on human boys?"
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"Oh, no."
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"Well, maybe."
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"Ah..."
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"(Coughing)"
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"May I store these in the bathroom?"
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"Sure. Everyone would love that."
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"(Doorbell rings)"
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"More guests!"
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"Welcome!"
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"You must be ed"
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"and Nora Samuels!"
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"Yes. Hello. Hi. Come on, come in."
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"I'll give you the tour."
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"Okay, this is the salon."
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"This is where we're gonna have the meet-and-greet,"
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"and you're just in time!"
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"Uh... Actually, we'd just like"
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"to go to our room, if that's okay? Right."
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"We'd just like to get settled."
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"(Laughs) What? Why?"
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"Stay here for the meet-and-greet."
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"Maybe we'll come back out in a bit."
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"No, stay."
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"It's gonna be fun."
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"Tina, get Javeed!"
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"I think he's napping."
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"Wake him up!"
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"So, let's go around"
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"and we'll, um, we'll play a little game."
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"Let's say what our most embarrassing moment was."
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"Who wants to go?"
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"I'll go."
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"One time I coughed at communion,"
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"and the wafer flew right out of my mouth"
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"and it landed on my boob!"
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"(Laughs) Who wants to go next? Javed?"
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"I'll take a pass."
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"Get me on the next one."
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"What about when dad got a perm?"
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"It wasn't a perm; It was a body wave."
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"You looked like Barbra Streisand in the main event."
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"You looked like Barbra Streisand's pubes. I did."
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"How about how dad says gracias in Mexican restaurants?"
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"That's embarrassing."
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"Remember the time you asked me to check"
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"your prostate and you made a poopie?"
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"Linda! Oh, remember when dad"
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"tried to go jogging?"
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"(Others laughing)"
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"(Laughter becomes hysterical)"
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"Oh, come on! What about"
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"when dad cried at the end of about Schmidt?"
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"Gene, why are you in your underwear?"
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"I was eating. What, you want me"
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"to get butter all over my clothes?"
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"Yeah. Now we just take him out back and hose him off."
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"You're a doctor... is this a mole?"
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"I'm not a doctor. And that's a raisin."
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"Oh... edible mole."
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"(Laughs) All right, let's let someone else go."
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"Samuels, how about you,"
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"what's your most embarrassing moment?"
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"I don't know."
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"This? Yeah, definitely this."
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