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Clips from I, Robot

Del, don't play with me.

"Del, don't play with me."

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I'll bet if I stopped cooking, you'd call Marci.

"I'll bet if I stopped cooking, you'd call Marci."

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Boy, what is that on your feet?

"Boy, what is that on your feet?"

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Mm. Converse All-Stars, vintage 2004.

"Mm. Converse All-Stars, vintage 2004."

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Don't turn your face up like that.

"Don't turn your face up like that."

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I know you want some. All you gotta do is ask.

"I know you want some. All you gotta do is ask."

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No, thank you very much.

"No, thank you very much."

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- Sweet potato pie. - Put that on a plate.

"- Sweet potato pie. - Put that on a plate."

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You know, I've seen on TV, they're giving away some of them new robots in the lottery.

"You know, I've seen on TV, they're giving away some of them new robots in the lottery."

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You know, Gigi ...

"You know, Gigi ..."

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those robots don't do anybody any good.

"those robots don't do anybody any good."

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Of all the people on God's earth, you should know better.

"Of all the people on God's earth, you should know better."

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Sometimes the stuff that comes out of your mouth.

"Sometimes the stuff that comes out of your mouth."

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You listening to me, Del?

"You listening to me, Del?"

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Hey! Hey!

"Hey! Hey!"

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Hold my pie.

"Hold my pie."

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Sir, hold it or wear it.

"Sir, hold it or wear it."

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Hey! Move!

"Hey! Move!"

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Hey, hey, thief!

"Hey, hey, thief!"

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Stop!

"Stop!"

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I said stop.

"I said stop."

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Relax. Relax.

"Relax. Relax."

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- I'm a police officer. - You ...

"- I'm a police officer. - You ..."

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are an asshole.

"are an asshole."

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Ma'am, is that your purse?

"Ma'am, is that your purse?"

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Of course it's my purse. I left my inhaler at home.

"Of course it's my purse. I left my inhaler at home."

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He was running it out to me.

"He was running it out to me."

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I saw a robot running with a purse, and naturally I-I assumed --

"I saw a robot running with a purse, and naturally I-I assumed --"

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What? Are you crazy?

"What? Are you crazy?"

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I'm sorry for this misunderstanding, Officer.

"I'm sorry for this misunderstanding, Officer."

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Don't apologize. You're doing what you're supposed to be doing.

"Don't apologize. You're doing what you're supposed to be doing."

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But what are you doing?

"But what are you doing?"

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Have a lovely day, ma'am.

"Have a lovely day, ma'am."

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You lucky I can't breathe, or I'd walk all up and down your ass.

"You lucky I can't breathe, or I'd walk all up and down your ass."

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Lead by example.

"Lead by example."

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It says that right on your badge.

"It says that right on your badge."

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- So, we gonna talk about this? - About what?

"- So, we gonna talk about this? - About what?"

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Help, police. That robot stole my dry cleaning.

"Help, police. That robot stole my dry cleaning."

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Oh, you wanna talk about that.

"Oh, you wanna talk about that."

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Detective, how many robots have ever snatched a purse?

"Detective, how many robots have ever snatched a purse?"

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- John, the thing is running down the -- - Uh-uh. Mm-mm.

"- John, the thing is running down the -- - Uh-uh. Mm-mm."

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How many robots in the world ...

"How many robots in the world ..."

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have ever committed a crime?

"have ever committed a crime?"

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- Well, define "crime." - Answer my question, damn it.

"- Well, define "crime." - Answer my question, damn it."

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None, John.

"None, John."

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Now tell me what happened today.

"Now tell me what happened today."

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Nothing.

"Nothing."

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Better be the last nothing.

"Better be the last nothing."

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Spoon, are you sure you are ready to be back? 'Cause you can take your time.

"Spoon, are you sure you are ready to be back? 'Cause you can take your time."

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I'm fine, John. Thank you.

"I'm fine, John. Thank you."

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Better here than sitting around at home.

"Better here than sitting around at home."

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Homicide. Spooner.

"Homicide. Spooner."

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Please take the next exit to your right.

"Please take the next exit to your right."

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Welcome, Detective Spooner.

"Welcome, Detective Spooner."

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Welcome to U.S. Robotics.

"Welcome to U.S. Robotics."

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You have entered the garage level lobby.

"You have entered the garage level lobby."

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Please use the elevators for direct access to the main level concourse.

"Please use the elevators for direct access to the main level concourse."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Good to see you again, son.

"Good to see you again, son."

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Hello, Doctor.

"Hello, Doctor."

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Everything that follows is a result of what you see here.

"Everything that follows is a result of what you see here."

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Is there something you wanna tell me?

"Is there something you wanna tell me?"

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I'm sorry. My responses are limited.

"I'm sorry. My responses are limited."

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You must ask the right questions.

"You must ask the right questions."

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Why did you call me?

"Why did you call me?"

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I trust your judgment.

"I trust your judgment."

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Normally, these circumstances wouldn't require a homicide detective.

"Normally, these circumstances wouldn't require a homicide detective."

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But then our interactions have never been entirely normal. Wouldn't you agree?

"But then our interactions have never been entirely normal. Wouldn't you agree?"

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Got that right.

"Got that right."

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Is there something you wanna say to me?

"Is there something you wanna say to me?"

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I'm sorry. My responses are limited.

"I'm sorry. My responses are limited."

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You must ask the right questions.

"You must ask the right questions."

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Why would you kill yourself?

"Why would you kill yourself?"

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That, Detective, is the right question.

"That, Detective, is the right question."

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Program terminated.

"Program terminated."

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Good-bye, old man.

"Good-bye, old man."

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- Afternoon, boys. - Hey, Detective.

"- Afternoon, boys. - Hey, Detective."

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- Enlighten me. - What you see, is what you get. Massive impact trauma.

"- Enlighten me. - What you see, is what you get. Massive impact trauma."

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U.S. Robotics. I gotta get my kid something.

"U.S. Robotics. I gotta get my kid something."

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- Anything upstairs? - Nada.

"- Anything upstairs? - Nada."

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Door was security-locked from the inside.

"Door was security-locked from the inside."

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Wham. Splat. The guy's a jumper, for sure.

"Wham. Splat. The guy's a jumper, for sure."

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Okay, guys, we gotta be smart about this. Let's deal with it later.

"Okay, guys, we gotta be smart about this. Let's deal with it later."

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Detective.

"Detective."

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- Lawrence Robertson. - Wow.

"- Lawrence Robertson. - Wow."

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Richest man in the world. I've seen you on television.

"Richest man in the world. I've seen you on television."

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Can I offer you coffee?

"Can I offer you coffee?"

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Uh, sure. Why not? It's free, right?

"Uh, sure. Why not? It's free, right?"

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I don't think anyone saw this coming.

"I don't think anyone saw this coming."

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You know, I-I should have, I suppose. I knew him 20 years.

"You know, I-I should have, I suppose. I knew him 20 years."

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Alfred practically invented robotics.

"Alfred practically invented robotics."

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He wrote the Three Laws.

"He wrote the Three Laws."

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But I guess brilliant people often have the most persuasive demons.

"But I guess brilliant people often have the most persuasive demons."

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- So, whatever I can do to help, just -- - Sugar.

"- So, whatever I can do to help, just -- - Sugar."

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- I'm sorry? - For the coffee. Sugar?

"- I'm sorry? - For the coffee. Sugar?"

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- Ah. - Oh, you thought I was calling you "sugar."

"- Ah. - Oh, you thought I was calling you "sugar.""

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- You're not that rich. - It's on the table.

"- You're not that rich. - It's on the table."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Uh, when Lanning fell, he was holding the, uh -- the little green --

"Uh, when Lanning fell, he was holding the, uh -- the little green --"

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- The holographic projector. - Right, right.

"- The holographic projector. - Right, right."

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Why do you think Lanning's hologram would have called me?

"Why do you think Lanning's hologram would have called me?"

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I assumed you knew him.

"I assumed you knew him."

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Yeah, I knew him.

"Yeah, I knew him."

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Well, holograms are very simple programs.

"Well, holograms are very simple programs."

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They're just pre-recorded responses, designed to give the impression of intelligence.

"They're just pre-recorded responses, designed to give the impression of intelligence."

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And apparently this one was programmed to call you upon his suicide.

"And apparently this one was programmed to call you upon his suicide."

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- Death. - I'm sorry?

"- Death. - I'm sorry?"

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The hologram. It was programmed to call me in the event of Lanning's death.

"The hologram. It was programmed to call me in the event of Lanning's death."

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Yeah. Suicide is a type of death, Detective.

"Yeah. Suicide is a type of death, Detective."

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Look. Please don't misunderstand my impatience.

"Look. Please don't misunderstand my impatience."

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No, no. Go, go, go.

"No, no. Go, go, go."

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A really big week for you folks around here.

"A really big week for you folks around here."

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- Yeah. - Gotta put a robot in every home.

"- Yeah. - Gotta put a robot in every home."

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- Mm. - Look. This is- This is not what I do ...

"- Mm. - Look. This is- This is not what I do ..."

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but I got an idea for one of your commercials.

"but I got an idea for one of your commercials."

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You could see a carpenter making a beautiful chair.

"You could see a carpenter making a beautiful chair."

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Then one of your robots comes in and makes a better chair, twice as fast.

"Then one of your robots comes in and makes a better chair, twice as fast."

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- Mm-hmm. - And then you superimpose on the screen ...

"- Mm-hmm. - And then you superimpose on the screen ..."

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Shittin' on the little guy.

"Shittin' on the little guy."

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- Ah. - That would be the fade-out.

"- Ah. - That would be the fade-out."

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