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Clips from Mary Tyler Moore - Smokey the Bear Wants You (S01E01)

"and look through, uh, you know, for forest... fires."
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"- Yeah? That's it? - l..."
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"Can you imagine me living up in a tree house with a guy in a Boy Scout hat?"
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"Think of the exciting evenings when Chuck is there pressing leaves into a book."
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"Or, when we have Smokey the Bear over for dinner."
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"Hey, Rhoda, this is really a guy you like, right?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Good point. Okay, kid. I'm gonna try it... the hike."
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"- Maybe he's on to something. - Good for you."
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"- Oh, Mary. - What?"
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"Oh. All that fresh air."
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"to serve as a judge in the annual potato pancake contest."
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"This is Ted Baxter wishing you out there in television land..."
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"a wonderful weekend, and to all my German friends, auf Wiedersehen."
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"Oh, Mary. Marie wanted me to ask you over for Sunday brunch."
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"Hey, not bad for making up a quick excuse."
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"No, it's not an excuse. I really am going hiking."
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"Yeah. It turns out he's an executive who's dropped out..."
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"- If I didn't have a wife and kids... - Yeah?"
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"Murray, really, have you ever thought about it?"
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"If you could do something different with your life,"
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"I'd build a little raft and sail it to Tahiti."
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"- How about you, Mr. Grant? - Me?"
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"I'm happy just doing what I'm doing."
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"Uh, wait a minute. Don't I get a chance?"
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"- If I could be anything I wanted to be? - Right. Anything."
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"I'd be Cary Grant."
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"- I don't understand. - What else is new?"
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"Now, look, Ted. Just forget about a specific person."
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"- You mean, if I couldn't be Cary Grant? - Right."
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"I don't know. I haven't given it much thought."
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"I want to. I don't know if I can."
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"Oh, boy. All I want to do is stand under a hot shower."
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"Me too. I may not even take off my clothes."
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"No, I think I can ache all by myself."
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"You probably wouldn't be so exhausted if you hadn't carried all that extra junk."
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"That's true. But you'll never know the thrill..."
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"of having a raccoon watch you change."
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"Mary, tell me something, 'cause I missed it. Why do people hike?"
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"You learned something about survival, didn't you?"
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"All those tall, Nordic, Amazon girls..."
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"with the long, blond hair and rosy cheeks."
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"Wait a minute. I was on that hike. I don't have long, blond hair."
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"But my cheeks do get a little rosy, don't they?"
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"And your personality is definitely blond."
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"I know what you mean about Chuck's friends, though."
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"- Singing the old camp songs... - Oh, yeah."
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""One more time!""
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"When I want wildlife, I want wild life."
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"Not wildlife."
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"Come on in. I was, uh, just leaving."
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"Oh. Oh, yeah. Florence."
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"you didn't have so much fun on the hike, huh?"
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"- What makes you say that? - 'Cause you kept telling me how much you hated it."
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"Chances are if we do it again, you won't like it any better."
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"Actually, I think I'll like it worse."
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"And it's not really terribly appealing to a girl like you..."
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"Especially when that student's determined to become a forest ranger."
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"I guess not."
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"- Maybe I'd better just bow out of the picture then. - I didn't say that."
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"Did you hear me say that? I don't think a person in this room heard me say that."
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"Let's just accept each other as we are, huh?"
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"And see what happens."
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"See what happens?"
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"- Good. - Of her key, right."
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"Was it really all that bad being vice president of..."
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"the Hercules Lawn Mower, Snow Blower Company, huh?"
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"But was it really that bad?"
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"- What? - A book on tree diseases."
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"Is anything wrong with learning about oak tree root rot?"
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"No, no. I guess not."
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"What are you making faces? There is nothing wrong..."
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"with acquainting one's self with the various parasites..."
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"which present our national park service with one of its biggest problems."
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"- Besides, it works two ways. - Rhoda, aren't you working..."
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"on getting Chuck to go back into lawn mowers?"
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"No. I would never attempt to change his interest in trees."
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"Do you know how much money there is in lumber?"
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"[Mews]"
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"- It was really nice meeting you. - We have to do it again sometime."
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"- Great. What do you think, Mar? - Well, I think, uh,"
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"I was looking at the maple tree out there."
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"- would anyone like a cup of coffee? - We grind it ourselves."
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"I'm a little late for a meeting now."
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"Chuck, I would love to have dinner with you."
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"Yes. Saturday, Chuck. Bye."
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"had his choice of asking two women out... you and me."
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"And he chose me. That doesn't happen too often."
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"And this apartment... Why did you tell him it was ours?"
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"A guy like that walks in here and admires the place, you want me to tell him it's not mine?"
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"- Jealous. - No, not at all."
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"Honestly, how much do you know about him?"
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"I'd have to convert by Saturday night."
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"Preempted by a crummy parade."
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"[Giggling] Oh, Ted."
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"What's happening with Rhoda and that guy? Are they still dating?"
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"- You mean Chuck? - Yeah. - Yeah."
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"trying to figure out whether I am suspicious..."
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"Okay."
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"And once in a while, one of'em would bring home a boy..."
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"Just drove me right up the wall. But I learned three things."
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"I learned how to follow somebody in a car without being spotted."
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"Do you ever take gifts from the guys you're dating?"
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"Rhoda, I hope you don't think I'm being overly concerned,"
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"- Like what? - Well, like, he asked me,"
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"- Rhoda! - Think about it, Mar."
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"Well, now, that's something."
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"- Right. That's my feeling. - Nah."
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"but he's an old friend of the family... my godfather."
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"- Good. - Chuck!"
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"- She always seems to be here. - Yeah, that's the trouble with having roommates."
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"- Well, you know, I can't find where she keeps her liquor. - "Her liquor"?"
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"[Sighs] Sit down."
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"I wish you'd have been honest with me in the beginning. I would have broken it off then."
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"And I'd say, " No, Rhoda! Put it out of your mind! It can't be! Not that!""
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"- Are you finished? - Yeah, I'm finished."
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"- May I continue? - Mm-hmm."
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"I quit a couple months ago, and now my vacation is almost over..."
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"- What do you say? Uh... - You think I'm crazy for doing this, don't you?"
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"- You mean you did that one time? - Oh, sure."
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