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Clips from Arrested Development - Visiting Ours (S01E01)

"wasn't Lupe, but was a total stranger."
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"And upon seeing bones, a shovel and what appeared to be blood..."
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"she realized he wasn't who she thought he was."
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"Mister, please."
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"This is gonna be tricky. I don't speak Spanish."
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"Yo "escared.""
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"- Uh-huh. - "Izquierdo." I know that one."
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"Left turn it is, Mrs... They call me selfish."
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"Michael thought he was helping his mother's housekeeper..."
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"- but he had the wrong woman. - I guess it would just be a guy who..."
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"you know, grabs bananas and runs..."
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"or, uh, a banana that grabs things."
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"I don't know. Why would a banana grab another banana?"
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"Those are the kind of questions I don't wanna answer."
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"- Hello. - Oh, Michael, it's so beautiful here."
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"- You have to come down and see this. - I'm a little busy right now."
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"I've got someone else in the car with me..."
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"and I'm not going anywhere until she's taken care of."
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"Look, I screwed up, okay?"
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"I'm lost. And I hate them. I hate the wetlands."
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"They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere."
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"And I think I maced a crane, Michael."
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"Look, you've got Dad's car. Why don't you come pick me up?"
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"Crazy. Loco."
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"Listen, we gotta make a little detour, okay?"
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"So I hope no one's waiting for you."
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"In fact, the woman Michael thought was Lupe..."
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"did have people waiting for her..."
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"and they had reported her missing."
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"The real Lupe, however, was leaving Lucille's for the evening."
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"Buster, l..."
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"Oh. Hello."
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"It appears my one-time admirer..."
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"is not planning some grand romantic gesture after all."
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"You know what? It's his loss."
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"It's his loss. It's his loss!"
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"Gob, meanwhile, was casing the permit office..."
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"following the first rule of surveillance... never get noticed."
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"Carrier Express."
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"- Say, you're not our regular guy. - No, I'm the substitute."
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"Hey, Gary, get a picture of me with the new whistling delivery guy."
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"Gob realized he needed a new plan."
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"So, I need you to give your father a message for me."
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"All right. You heard my dad. I have to do whatever you ask me to."
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"Right. I forgot about that."
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"All right. Take this lock-pick set, break into the permit office for me."
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"- No, I think I better check with my dad first. - Well..."
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"You're gonna break into a permit office? Sweet. Can I come?"
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"And George Michael saw a chance to get closer to Maeby."
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"You know, my dad hates to micromanage. Let's just do this."
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"And back at the wetlands..."
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"Lindsay finally found her taxi."
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"Oh, good Lord. You smell worse than before."
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"Oh, my God. It's me! - And in her haste to leave the wetlands..."
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"she forgot to call Michael."
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"Hey. Hey! Stay there. What are you doing? Get in the car. Don't move."
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"Lindsay! Linds!"
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"Come on. I'm tired of looking."
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"She's not here."
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"She probably never was here. She set me up."
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"This is probably all about the car. I'm gonna kill her!"
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"Hey! Where are you going? Hello!"
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"I'm trying to help you."
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"You're welcome."
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"Meanwhile, Gob met with his father..."
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"to discuss the permit office break-in."
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"So I say to Michael, "If it's so important to Dad,"
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"I'll look past your selfishness and do it.""
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"There's a dentist in here who, uh, took liberties with his patients."
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"- I'm gonna ask him to look at whatever is happening with you. - Thanks, Pop."
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"Hey, my stock is never gonna be higher with his gang than it is right now."
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"Yeah. So have you, uh, made a decision or..."
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"I don't know. I thought I had it down to two..."
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"but then the Haitians made this beautiful pitch."
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"So, uh, any trouble at the, uh, permit office?"
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"- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Easy."
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"- I delegated, just like you taught me. - Who'd you get?"
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"George Michael."
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"- My grandson? - Yeah."
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"You got my 14-year-old grandson to do this."
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"Under 18 walks out clean."
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"Listen, um, there's a very strict "no touching" policy here, but..."
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"Oh, what the hell. It's worth a week in the hotbox."
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"- No touching! - You stupid ass."
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"And George Michael was successful..."
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"- with the lock pick Gob had given him. - What are you doing?"
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"We're supposed to put the form in the wrong file."
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"I know. I'm just leaving my calling card."
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"I thought we didn't want anyone to know we were here."
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"It's a little late for that. Our fingerprints are everywhere."
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"You said they weren't gonna check for fingerprints."
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"No. I said don't wear your mittens."
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"I didn't want you to look stupid on the security camera."
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"- There's a security camera? - Security breach..."
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"Someone's coming. What do we do?"
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"I don't know. I always get caught."
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"Save yourself. I'll take the hit."
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"My record's clean. I got my bike seat stolen once..."
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"but I don't think it counts on your record if you're the victim."
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"There is a record of this, but it's not like I'm..."
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"Thanks. I'll take the rap next time we do something like this, okay?"
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"Next time."
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"Hold it!"
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"And Lindsay made it to the Save the Wetlands auction..."
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"- with moments to spare. - Hey, Mom."
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"Oh, honey."
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"You're not supposed to show up as the wetlands."
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"While Lucille was waiting for Buster to show up and bid on her..."
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"Buster was waiting for the other Lucille to leave..."
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"for what he assumed was The Producers..."
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"but was now, in fact, the bachelorette auction."
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"And Lindsay was finally up for auction..."
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"which Michael arrived just in time to see."
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"What do I hear for Lindsay Bluth?"
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"Gentlemen, it's a good cause. - And as Michael looked at his sister..."
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"uncertain whether her face was red from embarrassment or the sun damage..."
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"it was clear she had been in the wetlands that day."
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"One thousand."
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"Seriously?"
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"Sold... to the man who truly knows what charity is."
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