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Clips from Upload - The Grey Market (S01E01)

"I mean, we do have 40 minutes."
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"Just stay close, okay?"
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"We're always watching you."
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"Celebrity memories!"
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"I got real celebrity memories here, people!"
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"Pulled moments after upload."
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"Drake pooping."
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"The sad end of Sir Justin Bieber."
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"Huh? Hey, hey."
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"I got Penélope Cruz in the shower."
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"Huh?"
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"This is stupid."
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"You're stupid. Those pants are dumb."
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"What do you keep in there, Teddy Grahams?"
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"Fuck off, you fat nerd."
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"Bite me, Tiny Tim."
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"- Oh, easy, easy, easy. Okay. - Come on!"
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"Come on. Come on."
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"How would you like to hack"
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"into a living person's wrist phone camera?"
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"Ten seconds for 100 coins."
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"Interesting."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"I've seen 100 different sex bot shops,"
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"- and this is where you want to go? - Okay."
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"How 'bout Jamie Arpaz,"
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"my old business partner?"
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"2-1-3-5, ampersand sign,"
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"7-5-3-2-8-1-9-2."
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"So, you see, the best part is,"
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"the design costs nothing"
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"because the uploads build their own homes."
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"- How? - As Josh said,"
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"my software is unique"
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"and proprietary."
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"Huh."
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"What is he up to?"
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"We got 12 minutes left. Let's roll."
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"Where's the kid?"
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"Oh, shit."
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"He was right here. Dylan?"
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"Dylan?!"
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"Man, I can't believe your angel trusted you."
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"- Dylan! Dylan! - Dylan! Dylan!"
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"Hello, visitor."
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"The patient is suffering from chronic vape lung."
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"Noncontagious."
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"Mr. Antony,"
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"we simply can't keep meeting like this."
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"Well, I don't think we will be much longer."
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"Dad, come on."
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"I don't want to run up a-a stack of bills like when Mom died."
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"Y-You had to skip college."
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"Can you imagine me as a lawyer?"
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"Yeah. It was your dream."
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"You went as Gloria Allred three Halloweens in a row."
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"I just want you to be happy."
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"It's been nothing but sickness and crap for too long."
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"We're still here."
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"Together. Right now."
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"That makes me happy."
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"Oh, I hate to leave you alone."
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"Well, you wouldn't if you uploaded."
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"Oh. Oh, I've seen the commercial."
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"I go on dates."
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"I mean, there's a guy I might like."
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"- Ooh. - Okay."
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"There's nothing yet. We're just friends."
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"It's kind of long-distance."
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"How long-distance?"
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"Long."
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"What's he do?"
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"He's in computers."
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"Is he there for you?"
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"I mean, can you really count on the guy?"
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"Yeah."
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"I think I can."
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"- Dylan! - Dylan!"
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"Dylan!"
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"- Fuck! - Dylan!"
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"Dylan?!"
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"How could you have brought a child here?"
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"Dylan!"
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"Dylan?! Dylan?!"
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"- Yeah, man! - Dylan?!"
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"There. There, there, there. There."
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"You didn't tell me this would hurt."
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"You want hair where you were telling me,"
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"you better hold still."
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"- Hey, Dylan, we got to go. Now. - In a minute."
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"No, now. You'll just have half a tattoo."
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"It's not a tattoo."
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"- It's a puberty power-up. - A what?"
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"What the hell does that mean?"
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"Just some code to age up his avatar."
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"I got it off a top-notch Russian hacker."
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"Next time he falls asleep,"
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"he'll wake up with adult parts. And... done."
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"- Great. Okay, we are one ping away from annihilation."
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"- Come on. - Uh-uh-uh-uh."
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"600 Facebook Libras."
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"Fuck."
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"Stupid pants."
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"- Great. Okay. - Hey, see"
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"if those Nitely girls have a friend for me!"
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"- Like a babysitter? - You motherfucker!"
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"Cafeteria's that way."
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"Oh, actually, I had a question about scanners."
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"Do these machines ever damage memories by accident?"
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"Never."
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"They're, uh..."
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"glorious, really."
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"You can watch the life of a squirrel beat for beat"
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"if you put one in this machine."
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"Not that I ever have."
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"Uh, what if I happen to know, uh,"
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"an upload with damaged memories?"
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"Then it wouldn't be the machine's fault."
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"It's always whoever designed the avatar."
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