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Clips from Maggie (2022) - You Will Have a Night to Remember (S01E01)

"I've been told that my energy really throws people off."
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"- And that's why we switched therapists."
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"- Ooh. Ooh. How about we make a game of it?"
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"Whoever surprises the birthday girl first wins."
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"- Yes. I love games. Maybe too much."
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"Which is why we can't keep them at our place anymore."
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"- Well, she bit me the last time we played Scrabble,"
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"so I'm on her team."
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"- I pick Amy. - Aww. Are you playing?"
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"- No."
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"- Dammit. Okay, you're my first choice, babe."
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"- Oh hey! - I'm bringing my beer."
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"- What are you talking about?"
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"You can totally surprise a psychic."
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"Maggie's literally shocked every time she sees how long my toenails are."
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"- Well, of course, you can surprise a psychic."
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"I walked into a glass door this morning."
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"I just wanted to see what kind of birthday surprises"
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"these crazy kids come up with."
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"- Oh, Angel, that's really sweet."
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"- It sprouted out of boredom, but it ripened into sweetness."
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"- You talk like a book."
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"- I talk like a play."
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"- Dad. You ran away earlier."
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"This is Daniel."
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"- Oh yeah. I'm sorry about that. Hi, Daniel. Welcome."
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"Boy, you know, it's kind of odd."
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"The way Maggie described you, you seemed taller."
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"- Maggie talked about him to you?"
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"- Oh yeah. We went out for ice cream together,"
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"and she was telling me all about her new boyfriend"
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"and how handsome and charming he is."
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"And, I don't know,"
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"I kind of equate qualities like that with someone"
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"six-two, six-three, something like that."
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"- I love ice cream, Daniel."
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"Why wasn't I invited to ice cream?"
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"- Oh, uh, sorry, I don't know. I wasn't part of the ice cream getting."
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"I think that was just your husband and daughter."
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"- Wow. You threw that right in my face."
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"- Okay, I think that's enough for now."
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"- Okay."
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"Sure."
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"- Ooh. Well, you have officially met my parents,"
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"and we're still standing."
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"I do have to warn you, though,"
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"um, I saw some embarrassing things go wrong later."
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"Nothing big. But, you know, just so that you're prepared--"
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"- Hey, hey. Let's not worry about the future right now."
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"- Okay. - Okay?"
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"Now let's focus on the present."
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"- Okay."
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"Oh my god, is this a cookie?"
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"- Mm-hmm."
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"Well, I mean, you gave me one when we met,"
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"so I thought I'd return the favor."
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"- I feel like the Cookie Monster's girlfriend."
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"- [mimicking Cookie Monster] Well, I mean, in a way, you kinda are."
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"[laughs]"
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"So you really like it?"
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"[police siren chirps]"
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"- I got a call about a security alarm going off."
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"Everything okay? - Yeah, we're fine."
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"My husband forgot the password to our new alarm."
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"- Yes, I know your husband."
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"- That's right. Officer Kantor is the guy who came over"
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"when I was trapped on the roof in my underwear."
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"Before you roll your eyes back there, I had a good reason."
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"Thought my pants were up there."
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"- I suggest you find your password."
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"If I'm called out again, you'll be charged a fine."
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"- Thank you, Officer."
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"Would you like to stay for my daughter's birthday?"
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"Full disclosure, I caught her smoking marijuana in high school,"
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"but she is clean now."
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"- Mom. Would you like to share where I found that joint?"
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"- She also does comedy."
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"[all laugh] JACK: Yeah."
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"- If I'm going to Vegas, the only thing I'll bet is Midler."
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"- Hello? - Oh hello, necklace."
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"- Oh my gosh. It's from Daniel. It's a cookie."
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"- Oh, wow. Oh, we like him."
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"- I know. He's passing every test imaginable."
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"Lou, I can't believe I'm saying this,"
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"but... I think I might actually be in love."
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"- Mags, this is great news!"
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"Are you going to tell him?"
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"- I don't know. It'd have to be the right moment, you know."
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"I'm freaking out, Lou. I've never said it."
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"Girl, what you're feeling right now,"
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"that's the stuff that makes life so good."
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"You should tell him. This is a safe space."
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"- Gah! [Maggie gasps]"
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"Ha, ha!"
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"Oh, guys, I won."
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"- What was that? - Uh, don't ask."
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"- Ohh."
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"- Okay. I did it. I scared the crap out of Maggie."
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"So what do I win?"
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"- Nothing. - What? Why?"
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"- Yeah, we agreed the first person who surprises Maggie wins."
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"- She was pretty surprised by that cop."
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"Did that make him the winner?"
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"- Hey, Dave, did I miss the cop joining our team?"
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"No? Then shut it down. - Oh."
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"- Y'all, the game is not about scaring Maggie."
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"It's about making her birthday better with a delightfully unexpected gift."
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"Have you no whimsy?"
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"- Oh, I have whimsy."
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"I have more whimsy than anyone else here."
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"My car's headlights have eyelashes on them."
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"- Oh."
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"You're driving me home."
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"- I would be honored. - Yeah."
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"- I don't understand."
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"If the alarm goes off,"
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"why can't we give them the code we punch in."
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"- Could you please explain to her that the code, honey,"
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"it's not our password."
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"The password is a word."
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