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"She'll be matched with one of my favourites,"
Soul
"soul number 108,210,121,415."
Soul
"- (APPLAUSE) - Congratulations! Off you go."
Soul
"Our next mentor is Bjorn T. Börgensson."
Soul
"(APPLAUSE)"
Soul
"Dr Börgensson is a world-renowned child psychologist"
Soul
"who was recently awarded a Nobel Prize."
Soul
"I see pain, death, destruction."
Soul
"- How about now? - A pretty butterfly."
Soul
"(ALL GASP)"
Soul
"Dr Börgensson will be matched with soul number 22."
Soul
"Oh, we're gonna get into this now. Excuse me."
Soul
"22, you come out of this dimension right now."
Soul
"22: (GRUNTS) How many times do I have to tell you?"
Soul
"- (OBJECTS CLATTERING) - I don't wanna go to Earth."
Soul
"- Stop fighting this, 22. - 22: I don't wanna."
Soul
"COUNSELOR JERRY B: You will go to Earth"
Soul
"- and have a life. - 22: Make me!"
Soul
"22 has been at the You Seminar for quite some time"
Soul
"and has had such notable mentors as Gandhi,"
Soul
"Abraham Lincoln, and Mother Teresa."
Soul
"(LAUGHS) I made her cry."
Soul
"COUNSELOR JERRY B: Ignore that."
Soul
"22: Put me down."
Soul
"We're truly glad to have you here, Dr Börgensson."
Soul
"- (GRUNTS) - (22 WHIMPERS)"
Soul
"It is an honour having you prepare 22 for Earth."
Soul
"I'm gonna make you wish you never died."
Soul
"Most people wish that, 22."
Soul
"- (22 CHUCKLES) - Off you go. Bye!"
Soul
"(JOE GRUNTS)"
Soul
"(MUSIC PLAYING)"
Soul
"Where are we?"
Soul
"BJORN: That's great progress."
Soul
"You should be very proud. Step by step."
Soul
"In celebration of Dr Börgensson's body of work,"
Soul
"we are pleased to present him this honorary..."
Soul
"BJORN: These past few weeks, I have seen such growth."
Soul
"So many people I'd like to thank, of course."
Soul
"Okay, look, I'm sure your life was amazing"
Soul
"and you did amazing things,"
Soul
"but here's what we're gonna do."
Soul
"We're gonna stand here in silence for a little bit,"
Soul
"then we go back out, you say you tried,"
Soul
"I go back to not living my non-life and you go to the Great Beyond."
Soul
"- No, look. - Talk all you want, Bjorn."
Soul
"It's not gonna work, anyway."
Soul
"I've had thousands of mentors who failed and now hate me."
Soul
"Mother Teresa..."
Soul
"I have compassion for every soul."
Soul
"Except you. I don't like you."
Soul
"Copernicus..."
Soul
"The world doesn't revolve around you, 22."
Soul
"Muhammad Ali..."
Soul
"You are the greatest pain in the butt."
Soul
"Marie Antoinette..."
Soul
"Nobody can help you! Nobody!"
Soul
"Thanks, but no thanks, Doc."
Soul
"I already know everything about Earth,"
Soul
"and it's not worth the trouble."
Soul
"Come on, don't you want to fill out your pass?"
Soul
"(SIGHS) You know, I'm comfortable up here."
Soul
"I have my routine."
Soul
"I float in mist, I do my Sudoku puzzles,"
Soul
"and then, like, once a week,"
Soul
"they make me come to one of these You Seminars."
Soul
"It's not great, but I know what to expect."
Soul
"Look, kid, I'm not... Can I just be honest with you?"
Soul
"I'm not Bjorn Borgenstein"
Soul
"or whatever his name is. I'm not even a mentor."
Soul
"Not a mentor?"
Soul
"Ah... (LAUGHING)"
Soul
"Reverse psychology."
Soul
"You really are a good shrink, Doctor."
Soul
"Carl Jung already tried that."
Soul
"Stop talking! My unconscious mind hates you!"
Soul
"(GRUNTS FRUSTRATEDLY) Is there any way"
Soul
"to show a different life in this place?"
Soul
"(MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY)"
Soul
"Wait. You're really not Bjorn Börgensson?"
Soul
"It's my life."
Soul
"Um, excuse me, what's going on here?"
Soul
"Binaca breath spray? Cheap cologne?"
Soul
"Man, who curated this exhibit?"
Soul
"(CHUCKLES) You did."
Soul
"(RAPPING ON TV) ♪ I go to Harlem, it's no problems"
Soul
"JOE: Oh, my goodness. It's Cedric's rap group. No!"
Soul
"♪ Now everybody bow down To the Kings of Queens ♪"
Soul
"No, don't look at that stuff. Let's look over here."
Soul
"YOUNG JOE: Dad, I don't wanna go."
Soul
"I don't like jazz."
Soul
"Black improvisational music."
Soul
"It's one of our great contributions to American culture."
Soul
"At least give it a chance, Joey."
Soul
"(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)"
Soul
"This is where it all started."
Soul
"This is the moment where I fell in love with jazz."
Soul
"Listen to that."
Soul
"See, the tune is just an excuse to bring out the you."
Soul
"And that's why I became a jazz musician."
Soul
"WOMAN: It's not what we're looking for."
Soul
"Wait a minute, that's not how I remember it going down."
Soul
"Come back when you have something."
Soul
"- Sorry, Joe. - Sorry, Joe."
Soul
"MAN: We're looking for something different."
Soul
"Two, three, four."
Soul
"(INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY)"
Soul
"(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)"
Soul
"My life was meaningless."
Soul
"(EKG BEEPING)"
Soul
"No, no, no."
Soul
"No, I will not accept this."
Soul
"Kid, give me that badge. I'm goin' back to my body."
Soul
"Oh, yeah, sure. Here."
Soul
"Unless it becomes an Earth Pass, I'm stuck with it."
Soul
"(JOE SIGHS)"
Soul
"Well, what if I help you turn it into an Earth Pass?"
Soul
"Will you give it to me then?"
Soul
"Wait..."
Soul
"I've never thought of that. I'd get to skip life."
Soul
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