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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Weed the People (S07E07)

"'Cause I just got a call from the real consultant,"
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"and he asked when we could reschedule"
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"because he was told I had "pink eyes.""
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"Okay, look... this is our friend, Karl."
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"Karl is the reason that we are pushing so many whistles."
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"Nobody was buying them, okay, and we just wanted to help,"
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"and he had an alternative approach"
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"- to this whole situation. - Mmhmm."
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"And what was his alternative "approach.""
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"Look, you can't fire me..."
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"- but it's weed. - No."
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"Yeah, no, we are selling weed with the whistles."
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"You've been selling weed over the phones?"
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"That is illegal! Have you lost your minds?"
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"Hey, guys, I was writing baby names while taking a shit,"
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"and hey, what do you think of "Bilbo"?"
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"I should fire you guys."
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"Or "Baggins" Murphy?"
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"- Adam! - Alice, please,"
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"don't fire us, please?"
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"Okay, we've sold 100 whistles. There's only 50 left."
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"As soon as we get the weed from the drug dealer..."
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"like, 12 pounds or whatever..."
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"[whispering] 12 pounds of weed?"
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"Yeah, we've sold a lot of it."
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"We start shipping it out, we wash our hands of it all."
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"Mm, you know what? Funny you should mention that,"
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"'cause I got off the phone with him a while back,"
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"and he said the drop is off unless we pay triple."
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"- Triple? What? - Yeah, it's the drought, man."
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""Husky." You know, in case he's fat."
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"[all talking at once]"
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"What prices went up?"
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"- Oh. - Huh?"
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"Hey, Dad. Um..."
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"no, we're just having a, uh,"
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"office supply packaging issue with the guy."
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"It's no big deal. We got it covered. Boring stuff."
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"What's the problem?"
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"The guy... the guy, he promised us one price."
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"- Uh-huh. - Now he's asking for another..."
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"just only triple."
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"Triple?"
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"Wha... who does that? That's highway robbery."
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"- That's what I said. - I know, I know."
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"[gasps] "Marvin.""
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"Look, Dad, we're totally handling this."
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"Uh, Kyle is going to take me to talk to his guy today, so..."
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"- That's right. - No."
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"Honey, this is my product. I am Smoke Cutter."
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"Now, Newacheck, where are we supposed to meet this guy?"
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"[rockabilly music]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"- Is this the guy? - Yeah, yeah, that's him, okay,"
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"but I'm gonna do all the talking"
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"'cause Noel doesn't really trust new people."
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"How about you don't talk in my backswing, huh?"
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"Well, uh, we're just looking to..."
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"- Hi. I'm Ted Murphy. - Ted Murphy."
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"And my associates here, they tell me"
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"that you have tripled your price,"
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"and I don't think that's particularly fair,"
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"so I thought that you and I, we could get together,"
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"and I could help you to help me to help you"
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"to find something that works for everybody."
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"[laughs]"
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"You're kind of new in this business, aren't you?"
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"[laughs] Well, fair enough,"
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"but I will tell you this little secret about myself."
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"I do know smoke and I do know green."
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"Uh, okay, Grampa, you want to talk green?"
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"We'll talk green."
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"You guys want 12 pounds?"
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"Yes, that would be much appr... mucho appreciated."
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"What are we talking, money or packing peanuts?"
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"[laughs]"
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"What the [bleep]?"
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"Okay, look, this seems like it's gonna take"
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"a while to sort out, so Dad, why don't we hit the pro shop"
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"and buy a round? You know, we'll catch up"
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"with you guys. Adam, help me."
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"That's right, family time."
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"- Come on, Dad. - Come on, Dad."
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"[rockabilly music]"
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"Karl, could you figure something out, please, quickly?"
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"Just dab'll do me. No, 12 pounds is great."
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"No. Come on, come on!"
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"No, no, no, buddy. Hop on."
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"Uh, hold on one second."
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"- You on? - Yeah."
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"Okay, no... no, hold on, buddy!"
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"Let's just lower the price"
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"and we'll move some product together."
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"Whoa, look at you, making demands."
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"Hey! You give us the price that you promised,"
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"because word is bond!"
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"- You just cut me off? - Well... [scoffs]"
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"Dude, stop trying to dom him, dude, this is not the time."
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"If you can't dom that sub, then what kind of dom are you?"
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"- How do I look? - Phenomenal."
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"I hope you're ready to get hard."
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"[hip-hop music]"
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"What?"
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"That's right."
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"♪ ♪"
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"No."
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"Oh, my God."
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"You ready to get real freaky?"
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"'Cause one ball ain't as good as two."
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"Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm. Please don't do that."
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"- Mmm. - Stop."
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"[breathing heavily]"
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"Please stop."
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"- [moaning] - Don't... don't do a dance."
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"[moaning]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"[moans] Oh."
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"All right, come on, let's hustle back there."
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"Come on. No, Dad, wait, just-hold on."
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"Hey, shut up real quick. Shut up."
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