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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Seven-tween Again (S12E12)

Landscaping? Construction?

"Landscaping? Construction?"

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Those sound so outside‐y.

"Those sound so outside‐y."

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Grocery store is hiring, but they drug‐test.

"Grocery store is hiring, but they drug‐test."

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‐Oh, hi, Gus. ‐Looking for work, eh?

"‐Oh, hi, Gus. ‐Looking for work, eh?"

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It's for a dumb school project to prepare us for adulthood.

"It's for a dumb school project to prepare us for adulthood."

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But I want to be, like Sir Rod Stewart once said,

"But I want to be, like Sir Rod Stewart once said,"

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‐"Forever, forever young." ‐I hear you.

"‐"Forever, forever young." ‐I hear you."

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The best way to stay young is to do young things.

"The best way to stay young is to do young things."

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That's why I started doing yoga.

"That's why I started doing yoga."

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Now I can touch my knees.

"Now I can touch my knees."

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And everything at the community center is donation‐based.

"And everything at the community center is donation‐based."

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That means it's free.

"That means it's free."

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‐Who's ready for fun? ‐(kids cheering)

"‐Who's ready for fun? ‐(kids cheering)"

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Buckle up, the Kids Club train

"Buckle up, the Kids Club train"

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is about to blast off, honk‐honk!

"is about to blast off, honk‐honk!"

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Lot of mixed metaphors, but love her energy.

"Lot of mixed metaphors, but love her energy."

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Those lucky little bastards.

"Those lucky little bastards."

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Let's get the wiggles out before story time starts.

"Let's get the wiggles out before story time starts."

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Hmm. Kids Club.

"Hmm. Kids Club."

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(all babbling)

"(all babbling)"

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Oh, hello. Uh, um...

"Oh, hello. Uh, um..."

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Are you looking for swimming?

"Are you looking for swimming?"

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I think they usually do it in the pool.

"I think they usually do it in the pool."

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Uh, I think I'm supposed to be here?

"Uh, I think I'm supposed to be here?"

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Oh. Um, what's your name?

"Oh. Um, what's your name?"

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‐Gene. ‐Hi, Gene.

"‐Gene. ‐Hi, Gene."

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I'm Miss Erica. Gene, Gene.

"I'm Miss Erica. Gene, Gene."

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I don't see you on my roster.

"I don't see you on my roster."

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Did your parents sign you up?

"Did your parents sign you up?"

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Um, yeah, like a second ago.

"Um, yeah, like a second ago."

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Well, then it's just not in the system yet.

"Well, then it's just not in the system yet."

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How, um, old are you, Gene?

"How, um, old are you, Gene?"

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Oh, I am... this many.

"Oh, I am... this many."

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You're seven? Wow.

"You're seven? Wow."

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Somebody's eating all their veggies.

"Somebody's eating all their veggies."

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Ha, no.

"Ha, no."

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It's just, you're such a big boy for seven.

"It's just, you're such a big boy for seven."

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‐Very big. ‐Thank you?

"‐Very big. ‐Thank you?"

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Do you have any wiggles to get out?

"Do you have any wiggles to get out?"

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Do I! My wiggles have wiggles.

"Do I! My wiggles have wiggles."

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‐(kids babbling) ‐(Gene yelling)

"‐(kids babbling) ‐(Gene yelling)"

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Yay! I'm young again!

"Yay! I'm young again!"

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‐(entry bell jingles) ‐Gene, where were you?

"‐(entry bell jingles) ‐Gene, where were you?"

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Why are you so late?

"Why are you so late?"

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You did spend an awful long time

"You did spend an awful long time"

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looking at that community center job board.

"looking at that community center job board."

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So, what'd you pick? I was a dog walker

"So, what'd you pick? I was a dog walker"

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for my sixth grade Life Skills pretend job.

"for my sixth grade Life Skills pretend job."

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I raked in eight fake bucks an hour walking fake dogs.

"I raked in eight fake bucks an hour walking fake dogs."

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‐And I only got fake bit twice. ‐Yup, uh...

"‐And I only got fake bit twice. ‐Yup, uh..."

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that's the job I picked, too, dog walker.

"that's the job I picked, too, dog walker."

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And I'll be at Alex's house after school

"And I'll be at Alex's house after school"

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all this week, working on the Life Skills project,

"all this week, working on the Life Skills project,"

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no need to check in. (laughs nervously)

"no need to check in. (laughs nervously)"

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I'm not acting weird.

"I'm not acting weird."

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O‐Okay...

"O‐Okay..."

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Hey, Gene, how about you, uh, come over and catch up

"Hey, Gene, how about you, uh, come over and catch up"

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on your restaurant work?

"on your restaurant work?"

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Of course, I love restaurant work.

"Of course, I love restaurant work."

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Okay, what's going on?

"Okay, what's going on?"

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Nothing. What's going on with you?

"Nothing. What's going on with you?"

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This is a great conversation.

"This is a great conversation."

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Why do you have glitter on your chin

"Why do you have glitter on your chin"

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and feathers sticking out of your backpack?

"and feathers sticking out of your backpack?"

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‐I got a job at Pickles? ‐The strip club?

"‐I got a job at Pickles? ‐The strip club?"

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‐It's a gentlemen's revue. ‐Gene.

"‐It's a gentlemen's revue. ‐Gene."

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All right, fine, I was at Kids Club.

"All right, fine, I was at Kids Club."

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Kids Club? Isn't that for little kids?

"Kids Club? Isn't that for little kids?"

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Exactly.

"Exactly."

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I said I was seven, and I just got to be young,

"I said I was seven, and I just got to be young,"

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dumb, and full of fun.

"dumb, and full of fun."

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Didn't anyone notice that you don't at all

"Didn't anyone notice that you don't at all"

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‐look like a seven‐year‐old? ‐How dare you?

"‐look like a seven‐year‐old? ‐How dare you?"

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Age is in the eye of who's lying about it.

"Age is in the eye of who's lying about it."

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Actually, the hardest part was getting signed out.

"Actually, the hardest part was getting signed out."

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Gene, buddy. We can't let you leave without an adult.

"Gene, buddy. We can't let you leave without an adult."

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An adult?

"An adult?"

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Uh, hey, silver fox father coming out of yoga.

"Uh, hey, silver fox father coming out of yoga."

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‐Get over here. ‐Uh, oh, o‐okay.

"‐Get over here. ‐Uh, oh, o‐okay."

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You got Gus to pretend to be your dad and sign you out?

"You got Gus to pretend to be your dad and sign you out?"

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He was so loose from that yoga, he would have signed anything.

"He was so loose from that yoga, he would have signed anything."

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Look, pal, I don't care how you blow off your fake job,

"Look, pal, I don't care how you blow off your fake job,"

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but I don't like Tina having to cover for you

"but I don't like Tina having to cover for you"

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at your real job 'cause then she doesn't cover for me as well.

"at your real job 'cause then she doesn't cover for me as well."

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‐So get wiping. ‐I will.

"‐So get wiping. ‐I will."

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But first, check this out.

"But first, check this out."

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I call it Feather Glitter Glue,

"I call it Feather Glitter Glue,"

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and everyone said it was the best name ever.

"and everyone said it was the best name ever."

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That's how easy it is to be a seven‐year‐old.

"That's how easy it is to be a seven‐year‐old."

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G'day, mate. Roommate.

"G'day, mate. Roommate."

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You pumped about coming over after school

"You pumped about coming over after school"

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and getting into some heavy duty budgeting?

"and getting into some heavy duty budgeting?"

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Oh, um, sorry, Alex.

"Oh, um, sorry, Alex."

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I can't. Still got to find a dang job.

"I can't. Still got to find a dang job."

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You can't buy fake Ding Dongs and Ho Hos

"You can't buy fake Ding Dongs and Ho Hos"

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with no fake dough‐dough, right? (chuckles)

"with no fake dough‐dough, right? (chuckles)"

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Okay.

"Okay."

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(bell jingles)

"(bell jingles)"

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Bob.

"Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Bob."

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‐They're in here. That's them. ‐Who?

"‐They're in here. That's them. ‐Who?"

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The hair people who work next door.

"The hair people who work next door."

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Don't look at 'em, don't look.

"Don't look at 'em, don't look."

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But don't we want to serve them food?

"But don't we want to serve them food?"

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Fine, I'll take their order.

"Fine, I'll take their order."

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You can do this, Linda.

"You can do this, Linda."

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‐Do you want me to take... ‐No, I can do it.

"‐Do you want me to take... ‐No, I can do it."

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Uh... h‐hi, hello.

"Uh... h‐hi, hello."

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Uh, can I take your order?

"Uh, can I take your order?"

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We'll have one Burger of the Day and fries to share. Thanks.

"We'll have one Burger of the Day and fries to share. Thanks."

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Y‐You work at Frolicles, don't you?

"Y‐You work at Frolicles, don't you?"

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Yeah, I'm the receptionist. She's the shampooer.

"Yeah, I'm the receptionist. She's the shampooer."

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You know, can I just say that your hair is amazing?

"You know, can I just say that your hair is amazing?"

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‐So is yours. ‐Mm. It is.

"‐So is yours. ‐Mm. It is."

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You should come in sometime. Yvonne can fix that.

"You should come in sometime. Yvonne can fix that."

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She could totally fix that.

"She could totally fix that."

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Fix what? Who's Yvonne?

"Fix what? Who's Yvonne?"

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Yvonne is the stylist.

"Yvonne is the stylist."

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‐And a visionary. ‐Oh!

"‐And a visionary. ‐Oh!"

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Yeah, you're what Yvonne would call a "caterpillar head."

"Yeah, you're what Yvonne would call a "caterpillar head.""

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‐She can turn you into a butterfly head. ‐(chuckles)

"‐She can turn you into a butterfly head. ‐(chuckles)"

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