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Clips from Royal Pains - Fly Me to Kowloon (S08E08)

"- IVF. - IVF."
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"What was it like?"
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"Well, if you really want to hear about it..."
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"Yeah, why don't you tell us all about it?"
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"Well, all of it may not be fitting"
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"for the end of such a lovely meal."
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"It's not really something a man can be proud of."
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"Never have I felt less essential."
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"Really? How come?"
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"Where to begin?"
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"The sticky old-school magazines in the deposit room?"
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"The nurse actually called it the deposit room."
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"Oh, my God, I'm having PTSD from the time I donated sperm."
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"There was no way I was gonna"
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"touch that remote, I'll tell you."
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"Luckily,"
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"that short-lived moment led to..."
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"Months of Karen crazed on hormones!"
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"Suddenly I was shacked up with a category 5 cyclone."
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"- I felt hormonal. - Yeah, well, yeah..."
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"One night, we'd run out of whipped cream,"
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"her best stabilizer, and I was in a race against time"
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"with the mixer on ten,"
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"and I got the spoon twisted up in the blades..."
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"- That's funny. - And I went outside"
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"and howled at the moon."
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"Not my finest hour."
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"It may, in fact, well have been the beginning of the end for us."
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"Yeah, well, it's over now, and, uh,"
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"you got two great kids out of the bargain, so..."
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"And I couldn't love them more."
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"Though sometimes I still do hold it against them."
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"- Wow, that's rough, man. - I'm not proud of it."
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"Yeah, does anyone want any more coffee?"
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"No, I think it's late. We have to go."
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"Is it? I mean, it's not even..."
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"Why don't you take some pie with you?"
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"I believe I owe the success of this venture to you, Hank."
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"Oh, it was a team effort."
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"I would not have conceived of the improvised implant."
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"Well, med school pranks can still be useful."
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"It fits just below the epidermal layer."
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"How long before someone realizes it's my blood, not yours?"
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"We'll see."
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"Their next move could tip their hand."
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"Do you know who it is?"
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"Unfortunately, at this moment,"
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"I can imagine only one possibility."
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"And you won't tell me."
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"Because you think I can't be trusted"
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"with that information?"
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"No, because I pray that I'm wrong."
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"- Azul. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Amarillo.LA BURGER - Uh-huh."
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"Y uno amarillo asi..."
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"Oh! Aww."
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"Uno, dos..."
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"BOTH: Tres, quatro!"
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"(BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH)"
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"It's wonderful to see Carlos is doing so well."
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"The pediatrician is quite optimistic."
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"They've found an effective dose with no side effects."
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"Your family's disease may finally be under control."
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"Well, my generation may well be the last, Hank."
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"That is something I dared not HOPE FOR: a future for my son."
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"And his father."
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"Thank you, Hank."
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"I'm happy I could help."
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"Look at that."
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"Perhaps this city has it right, Hank."
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"Shed the past, move on."
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"- You sound hopeful. - Ah."
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"A new sensation for me."
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"I shall attempt to get used to it."
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"Now that my family can look forward,"
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"I appreciate the restless momentum of Hong Kong."
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"I dare say, I feel a part of it."
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"Sounds like you're ready for a night on the town."
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"Will you join us?"
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"I'd love to, but tonight I have"
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"my own forward momentum to ensure."
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"Oh."
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"I had her background-checked."
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"She is as she appears."
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"I'm going to pretend you didn't say that."
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"Papa! Mira!"
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"Carlitos."
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"Es un mono azul."
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"Mono."
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"- That was a great dinner. - Yeah."
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"You know what? We should hang out with those guys more often."
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"Absolutely."
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"- I've always liked Raj. - Me, too."
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"I was kind of surprised by his IVF rant, though."
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"Well, I think he was joking."
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"I mean, we did kill two bottles of red."
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"No, he just sounded a little insecure."
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"Us guys can have such fragile egos."
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"Really? About IVF?"
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"Yeah."
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"It's just one more viable way of making a baby."
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"Totally."
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"It's all about when you're ready."
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"Exactly."
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"Yeah."
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"You know..."
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"I think I might be ready."
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"Well, that's awesome."
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"- Are you ready? - Oh, I've been ready"
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"for a couple of months now."
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"You know, with low motility, it's recommended, right?"
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"Why didn't you say something?"
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"Because, you're the one who's gonna have to"
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"take all the drugs and have the procedures."
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"I couldn't... push that on you."
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"You know, this one had to be your call."
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"That is so considerate."
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"(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC)"
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"Thank you for letting me come to this on my own."
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"I should never sell you short."
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