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Clips from Cheers - A Ditch in Time (S03E03)

HE'S A WIZ WITH NAMES, CLIFF. HE GAVE ME MY NICKNAME.

"HE'S A WIZ WITH NAMES, CLIFF. HE GAVE ME MY NICKNAME."

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COACH?

"COACH?"

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WHAT?

"WHAT?"

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UH, NEVER MIND.

"UH, NEVER MIND."

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AS I WAS SAYING, NORM,

"AS I WAS SAYING, NORM,"

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BARRY GAVE ME MY NICKNAME--COACH.

"BARRY GAVE ME MY NICKNAME--COACH."

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GEE, THAT WAS INVENTIVE.

"GEE, THAT WAS INVENTIVE."

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YOU WERE A COACH, SO HE CALLED YOU COACH.

"YOU WERE A COACH, SO HE CALLED YOU COACH."

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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT, LARRY,

"YOU KNOW, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT, LARRY,"

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BECAUSE I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE GAVE ME THE NAME

"BECAUSE I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE GAVE ME THE NAME"

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BECAUSE I NEVER FLEW FIRST-CLASS.

"BECAUSE I NEVER FLEW FIRST-CLASS."

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WE'RE NOT GOING TO NEED BARRY'S HELP, COACH.

"WE'RE NOT GOING TO NEED BARRY'S HELP, COACH."

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WE ALREADY HAVE A WHOLE LIST OF NAMES TO FIGHT OVER.

"WE ALREADY HAVE A WHOLE LIST OF NAMES TO FIGHT OVER."

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WE'RE GONNA WAIT TILL THE BABY'S BORN

"WE'RE GONNA WAIT TILL THE BABY'S BORN"

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AND FIGHT OVER BOY NAMES OR GIRL NAMES.

"AND FIGHT OVER BOY NAMES OR GIRL NAMES."

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NORM, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT TILL THE BABY'S BORN

"NORM, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT TILL THE BABY'S BORN"

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TO FIGURE OUT A NAME

"TO FIGURE OUT A NAME"

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IF YOU USE, YOU KNOW, SONAR.

"IF YOU USE, YOU KNOW, SONAR."

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WELL, YEAH. SONAR IS A BEAUTIFUL NAME.

"WELL, YEAH. SONAR IS A BEAUTIFUL NAME."

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HEY, EVERYBODY.

"HEY, EVERYBODY."

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SAM. WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?

"SAM. WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?"

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THAT WAS AN AWFULLY LONG DINNER.

"THAT WAS AN AWFULLY LONG DINNER."

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OH, THIS IS PITIFUL,

"OH, THIS IS PITIFUL,"

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YOU WEARING YOUR HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE LIKE THAT.

"YOU WEARING YOUR HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE LIKE THAT."

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OH! HOW DID YOU AND AMANDA GET ALONG?

"OH! HOW DID YOU AND AMANDA GET ALONG?"

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WELL, SHE'S OK, I GUESS.

"WELL, SHE'S OK, I GUESS."

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NOT TRIPLE "A", BUT FOOD WAS GOOD,

"NOT TRIPLE "A", BUT FOOD WAS GOOD,"

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AND SHE'S GOT PRETTY GOOD TABLE MANNERS.

"AND SHE'S GOT PRETTY GOOD TABLE MANNERS."

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HIGH PRAISE FROM A MAN WHO THINKS

"HIGH PRAISE FROM A MAN WHO THINKS"

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MASHED POTATOES ARE A FINGER FOOD.

"MASHED POTATOES ARE A FINGER FOOD."

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SO YOU DIDN'T MAKE ANY PLANS TO SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN?

"SO YOU DIDN'T MAKE ANY PLANS TO SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN?"

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YOU KNOW, I LIKE IT WHEN A WOMAN'S HOT FOR ME,

"YOU KNOW, I LIKE IT WHEN A WOMAN'S HOT FOR ME,"

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BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

"BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS."

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IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, BUT IF YOU MUST KNOW,

"IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, BUT IF YOU MUST KNOW,"

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YEAH, I WAS THINKING ABOUT CALLING HER AGAIN.

"YEAH, I WAS THINKING ABOUT CALLING HER AGAIN."

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OH, NO! I WISH FRASIER WEREN'T AT

"OH, NO! I WISH FRASIER WEREN'T AT"

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THAT NERVE ENDING SYMPOSIUM.

"THAT NERVE ENDING SYMPOSIUM."

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I...WELL, I GUESS I HAVE TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH.

"I...WELL, I GUESS I HAVE TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH."

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AMANDA AND I BECAME FRIENDS AT...

"AMANDA AND I BECAME FRIENDS AT..."

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A PLACE.

"A PLACE."

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OOH, THAT'S PRETTY FASCINATING.

"OOH, THAT'S PRETTY FASCINATING."

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YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FILL ME IN ON THAT LATER.

"YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FILL ME IN ON THAT LATER."

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THE PLACE WAS GOLDEN BROOK.

"THE PLACE WAS GOLDEN BROOK."

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THE BOOBY HATCH?

"THE BOOBY HATCH?"

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OH, NO! SHE LOOKED SO NORMAL.

"OH, NO! SHE LOOKED SO NORMAL."

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WHAT, WERE YOU GUYS CELLMATES OR SOMETHING?

"WHAT, WERE YOU GUYS CELLMATES OR SOMETHING?"

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THERE ARE NO CELLS AT GOLDEN BROOK.

"THERE ARE NO CELLS AT GOLDEN BROOK."

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I WAS THERE OF MY OWN VOLITION,

"I WAS THERE OF MY OWN VOLITION,"

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AS WERE A LOT OF OTHER NORMAL PEOPLE

"AS WERE A LOT OF OTHER NORMAL PEOPLE"

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WHO JUST NEEDED A LITTLE TIME TO REST

"WHO JUST NEEDED A LITTLE TIME TO REST"

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AND SORT OUT THEIR FEELINGS

"AND SORT OUT THEIR FEELINGS"

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UNDER CONSTANT PSYCHIATRIC SUPERVISION.

"UNDER CONSTANT PSYCHIATRIC SUPERVISION."

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AHH.

"AHH."

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I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE TALKING TO YOU.

"I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE TALKING TO YOU."

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MAYBE I'M BEING AN ALARMIST.

"MAYBE I'M BEING AN ALARMIST."

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SHE WOULDN'T BE OUT IF SHE STILL HAD PROBLEMS.

"SHE WOULDN'T BE OUT IF SHE STILL HAD PROBLEMS."

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YOU'RE OUT.

"YOU'RE OUT."

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WHAT EXACTLY IS WRONG WITH THAT KID?

"WHAT EXACTLY IS WRONG WITH THAT KID?"

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OH...I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU

"OH...I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU"

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BECAUSE WE WERE IN GROUP THERAPY TOGETHER,

"BECAUSE WE WERE IN GROUP THERAPY TOGETHER,"

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AND I DIDN'T WANT TO VIOLATE HER CONFIDENCE.

"AND I DIDN'T WANT TO VIOLATE HER CONFIDENCE."

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I GUESS I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOW.

"I GUESS I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOW."

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PLEASE DON'T EVER TELL ANOTHER LIVING SOUL.

"PLEASE DON'T EVER TELL ANOTHER LIVING SOUL."

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NO.

"NO."

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AMANDA IS OBSESSIVE WITH MEN.

"AMANDA IS OBSESSIVE WITH MEN."

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OH, MY GOD, NO!

"OH, MY GOD, NO!"

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WAIT A SECOND. WAIT A SECOND.

"WAIT A SECOND. WAIT A SECOND."

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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, EXACTLY? SHE LIKES MEN A LOT?

"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, EXACTLY? SHE LIKES MEN A LOT?"

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WHEN SHE DECIDES SHE WANTS A MAN,

"WHEN SHE DECIDES SHE WANTS A MAN,"

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SHE DEVELOPS AN EXCESSIVE PREOCCUPATION

"SHE DEVELOPS AN EXCESSIVE PREOCCUPATION"

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AND POSSESSIVENESS

"AND POSSESSIVENESS"

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AND BECOMES TOTALLY IRRATIONAL.

"AND BECOMES TOTALLY IRRATIONAL."

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OH, YOU MEAN KIND OF LIKE YOU...LANDA.

"OH, YOU MEAN KIND OF LIKE YOU...LANDA."

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YULANDA JOHNSON. YOU DON'T KNOW HER. VERY OBSESSIVE WOMAN.

"YULANDA JOHNSON. YOU DON'T KNOW HER. VERY OBSESSIVE WOMAN."

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SHE IS NOTHING LIKE "YULANDA."

"SHE IS NOTHING LIKE "YULANDA.""

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WHATEVER. LISTEN, I WASN'T THINKING ABOUT IT,

"WHATEVER. LISTEN, I WASN'T THINKING ABOUT IT,"

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BUT IF I EVER DO GO OUT WITH HER AGAIN,

"BUT IF I EVER DO GO OUT WITH HER AGAIN,"

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FIRST SIGN OF TROUBLE, I'LL BACK OFF. OK?

"FIRST SIGN OF TROUBLE, I'LL BACK OFF. OK?"

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WAIT A SECOND. UM...

"WAIT A SECOND. UM..."

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WHAT'S AN EXAMPLE OF OBSESSIVE BEHAVIOR?

"WHAT'S AN EXAMPLE OF OBSESSIVE BEHAVIOR?"

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MOM, DAD, THERE HE IS--

"MOM, DAD, THERE HE IS--"

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THE MAN I'M GONNA MARRY.

"THE MAN I'M GONNA MARRY."

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THIS IS AN EXAMPLE.

"THIS IS AN EXAMPLE."

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SAM, THESE ARE MY PARENTS,

"SAM, THESE ARE MY PARENTS,"

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MONA AND TODD.

"MONA AND TODD."

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HELLO, SAM.

"HELLO, SAM."

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WE'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.

"WE'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU."

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WHEN?

"WHEN?"

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ON THE DRIVE OVER HERE. IT WAS A LONG DRIVE,

"ON THE DRIVE OVER HERE. IT WAS A LONG DRIVE,"

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AND I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU.

"AND I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU."

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OH, DADDY, STOP IT.

"OH, DADDY, STOP IT."

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MOM AND DAD CAME BY TO VISIT ME,

"MOM AND DAD CAME BY TO VISIT ME,"

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AND I THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE FOR THEM TO MEET YOU.

"AND I THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE FOR THEM TO MEET YOU."

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AMANDA, CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU IN PRIVATE?

"AMANDA, CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU IN PRIVATE?"

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HI, AMANDA. MONA, TODD.

"HI, AMANDA. MONA, TODD."

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UH, SAM, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU

"UH, SAM, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU"

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ABOUT THE INVENTORY.

"ABOUT THE INVENTORY."

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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

"WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK."

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THAT GIRL LOOKS FAMILIAR.

"THAT GIRL LOOKS FAMILIAR."

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IS SHE THE ONE I MET ON BASKET DAY?

"IS SHE THE ONE I MET ON BASKET DAY?"

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MM-HMM.

"MM-HMM."

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WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN I INTERRUPTED?

"WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN I INTERRUPTED?"

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I WAS GONNA GET RID OF HER BEFORE THIS GETS SERIOUS.

"I WAS GONNA GET RID OF HER BEFORE THIS GETS SERIOUS."

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SAMMY, BETTER GET OUT THERE.

"SAMMY, BETTER GET OUT THERE."

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SHE'S PICKING OUT SILVER PATTERNS WITH HER PARENTS.

"SHE'S PICKING OUT SILVER PATTERNS WITH HER PARENTS."

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YEAH, LOOK, AND TELL THEM FLEURS-DE-LIS ARE PASSÉ.

"YEAH, LOOK, AND TELL THEM FLEURS-DE-LIS ARE PASSÉ."

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THEY WON'T LISTEN TO ME.

"THEY WON'T LISTEN TO ME."

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YEAH. HA HA!

"YEAH. HA HA!"

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UH, WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A PRIVATE CONVERSATION.

"UH, WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A PRIVATE CONVERSATION."

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WE'RE NOT TRYING TO BE NOSY, I SWEAR.

"WE'RE NOT TRYING TO BE NOSY, I SWEAR."

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JUST GO ON ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS.

"JUST GO ON ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS."

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OH, VERY WELL.

"OH, VERY WELL."

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YOU CAN'T GIVE HER SOME STANDARD PREARRANGED SPEECH

"YOU CAN'T GIVE HER SOME STANDARD PREARRANGED SPEECH"

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YOU HAVE FOR DUMPING WOMEN.

"YOU HAVE FOR DUMPING WOMEN."

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I DO NOT HAVE A STANDARD PREARRANGED SPEECH

"I DO NOT HAVE A STANDARD PREARRANGED SPEECH"

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FOR DUMPING WOMEN.

"FOR DUMPING WOMEN."

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EVERY SITUATION IS DIFFERENT.

"EVERY SITUATION IS DIFFERENT."

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FOR EXAMPLE, THE SPEECH I DUMPED YOU WITH

"FOR EXAMPLE, THE SPEECH I DUMPED YOU WITH"

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WOULD BE TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE.

"WOULD BE TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE."

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I DON'T THINK YOU DUMPED ME.

"I DON'T THINK YOU DUMPED ME."

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