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Clips from Cheers - Woody Goes Belly Up (S04E04)

Into something Tawdry?

"Into something Tawdry?"

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I could tell you, But it would be a lot More fun to show you.

"I could tell you, But it would be a lot More fun to show you."

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Woody, Maybe we could Go out for coffee

"Woody, Maybe we could Go out for coffee"

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After you Get off work.

"After you Get off work."

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Oh, gee, lisa, I'd like to,

"Oh, gee, lisa, I'd like to,"

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But i got to do Something else.

"But i got to do Something else."

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What?

"What?"

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I don't know,

"I don't know,"

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But i got to Start right now. Excuse me.

"But i got to Start right now. Excuse me."

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My god. I don't think I've ever seen a man Woody's age

"My god. I don't think I've ever seen a man Woody's age"

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So painfully shy Around women.

"So painfully shy Around women."

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That young lady Asked him out,

"That young lady Asked him out,"

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And he refused her. 2 Beers, sam.

"And he refused her. 2 Beers, sam."

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Maybe she Came on too strong.

"Maybe she Came on too strong."

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Some guys Don't like that.

"Some guys Don't like that."

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I know How the lad feels.

"I know How the lad feels."

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In the mating ritual, I like to be the aggressor.

"In the mating ritual, I like to be the aggressor."

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Of course, I don't mind a woman Giving me a clear signal

"Of course, I don't mind a woman Giving me a clear signal"

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That i caught her eye.

"That i caught her eye."

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You mean like Sticking a finger Down her throat?

"You mean like Sticking a finger Down her throat?"

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Woody hasn't had a date Since he came to work here.

"Woody hasn't had a date Since he came to work here."

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Well, look, Later on tonight, i'm going Cruising for chicks.

"Well, look, Later on tonight, i'm going Cruising for chicks."

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A popular pastime Among virile studs of today.

"A popular pastime Among virile studs of today."

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I'll take woody along.

"I'll take woody along."

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There's not a man yet That's come back From a clavin love safari

"There's not a man yet That's come back From a clavin love safari"

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Without some trophy to Hang on his game room wall.

"Without some trophy to Hang on his game room wall."

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Especially The horns, you know?

"Especially The horns, you know?"

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Hey, woody, Look it,

"Hey, woody, Look it,"

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Later on i'm going Scouting for Chickareenios.

"Later on i'm going Scouting for Chickareenios."

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You want to come?

"You want to come?"

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Sure. What is that, Some kind of cereal?

"Sure. What is that, Some kind of cereal?"

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I'm no sure, but i think He means girls.

"I'm no sure, but i think He means girls."

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Yeah, that's right. Come on, woody,

"Yeah, that's right. Come on, woody,"

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Look, i got this Great pick-up line.

"Look, i got this Great pick-up line."

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See, we pull up next to This cute-looking, babe, Right?

"See, we pull up next to This cute-looking, babe, Right?"

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I say, "hey, My friend likes you."

"I say, "hey, My friend likes you.""

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Yeah, and if that Doesn't work, cliff Throws an egg at her.

"Yeah, and if that Doesn't work, cliff Throws an egg at her."

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That Sounds like Swell times,

"That Sounds like Swell times,"

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But i'm not much In the mood for It. Thanks.

"But i'm not much In the mood for It. Thanks."

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Woody, would you mind If i stuck my big fat nose In your affairs?

"Woody, would you mind If i stuck my big fat nose In your affairs?"

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Stick your big fat nose Wherever you like, Miss chambers.

"Stick your big fat nose Wherever you like, Miss chambers."

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There's no need To hide your feelings.

"There's no need To hide your feelings."

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You're afraid of ladies Rejecting you, aren't you?

"You're afraid of ladies Rejecting you, aren't you?"

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Aw, no, It's not so much that.

"Aw, no, It's not so much that."

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It's just that i'm...

"It's just that i'm..."

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Well, i got This problem.

"Well, i got This problem."

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What problem? We at cheers Always share our problems.

"What problem? We at cheers Always share our problems."

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Yeah, besides, we Kind of ran out of Things to talk about.

"Yeah, besides, we Kind of ran out of Things to talk about."

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So we'd appreciate it.

"So we'd appreciate it."

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All right, there's This girl back home Named beth curtis.

"All right, there's This girl back home Named beth curtis."

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And she's the most Wonderful girl In the world.

"And she's the most Wonderful girl In the world."

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We dated ever Since we were kids.

"We dated ever Since we were kids."

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But last year We split up.

"But last year We split up."

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I wanted to Travel around, See the world.

"I wanted to Travel around, See the world."

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She wanted to stay In indiana.

"She wanted to stay In indiana."

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At first i thought It would be ok,

"At first i thought It would be ok,"

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But now i just can't Seem to get her out Of my mind.

"But now i just can't Seem to get her out Of my mind."

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Everything i do, Everywhere i go,

"Everything i do, Everywhere i go,"

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Everything i see Reminds me of her.

"Everything i see Reminds me of her."

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Beth.

"Beth."

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Poor kid, huh?

"Poor kid, huh?"

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Hmm.

"Hmm."

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Wait a second. Was That your meddling "hmm"?

"Wait a second. Was That your meddling "hmm"?"

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Oh, sam, we have To get those two Back together.

"Oh, sam, we have To get those two Back together."

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Nothing's sadder Than a man who wants His maiden

"Nothing's sadder Than a man who wants His maiden"

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And is denied her.

"And is denied her."

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It tears My heart out.

"It tears My heart out."

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Frasier, You're getting dirt

"Frasier, You're getting dirt"

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On my new Joan and davids.

"On my new Joan and davids."

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Afternoon, everybody.

"Afternoon, everybody."

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Norm! Norm!

"Norm! Norm!"

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What do you say to a beer?

"What do you say to a beer?"

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Hi, sailor. New in town?

"Hi, sailor. New in town?"

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Where's diane? Back from the Airport yet?

"Where's diane? Back from the Airport yet?"

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No, not yet.

"No, not yet."

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What's diane Doing down at The airport?

"What's diane Doing down at The airport?"

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Well, we all got together And thought it would Be kind of fun

"Well, we all got together And thought it would Be kind of fun"

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To get woody's Girlfriend out here And surprise him.

"To get woody's Girlfriend out here And surprise him."

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She's still picking her up.

"She's still picking her up."

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What do you mean "We all got together"?

"What do you mean "We all got together"?"

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I didn't all get together.

"I didn't all get together."

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Did you, norm?

"Did you, norm?"

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Yeah. It was A good meeting Actually.

"Yeah. It was A good meeting Actually."

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We had some Hors d'oeuvres.

"We had some Hors d'oeuvres."

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Kind of turned Into a little Party.

"Kind of turned Into a little Party."

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Well, you might've Invited me.

"Well, you might've Invited me."

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We might have, But we wanted To enjoy ourselves.

"We might have, But we wanted To enjoy ourselves."

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Hey, frase, How's the job Going, bud?

"Hey, frase, How's the job Going, bud?"

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Oh, great.

"Oh, great."

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I hear you're Really cleaning up In your new business.

"I hear you're Really cleaning up In your new business."

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At least I was invited To the party.

"At least I was invited To the party."

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Great rumaki, Sam.

"Great rumaki, Sam."

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Everyone, this Is beth curtis.

"Everyone, this Is beth curtis."

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Hi, beth.

"Hi, beth."

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Hi, everybody.

"Hi, everybody."

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How you doing? Sam malone.

"How you doing? Sam malone."

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I guess woody told you All about me.

"I guess woody told you All about me."

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I haven't spoken To woody in ages.

"I haven't spoken To woody in ages."

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Well, that's all right. What can he tell you About me

"Well, that's all right. What can he tell you About me"

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That you can't see For yourself?

"That you can't see For yourself?"

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Sam, please.

"Sam, please."

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I'd really like to thank Those responsible

"I'd really like to thank Those responsible"

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For bringing me out here.

"For bringing me out here."

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Cliff clavin, Do-gooder.

"Cliff clavin, Do-gooder."

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Hi.

"Hi."

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Gosh, i can't Believe how big This city is.

"Gosh, i can't Believe how big This city is."

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Yeah, quite a place.

"Yeah, quite a place."

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Boston is the hub Of boston proper,

"Boston is the hub Of boston proper,"

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Which comprises some, Oh, there's probably 2 3/4 Million people

"Which comprises some, Oh, there's probably 2 3/4 Million people"

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Spread out In 83 cities and towns.

"Spread out In 83 cities and towns."

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Get out of here!

"Get out of here!"

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You question My figures?

"You question My figures?"

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No, i want you To get out of here.

"No, i want you To get out of here."

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So, where's My butterball?

"So, where's My butterball?"

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You mean woody?

"You mean woody?"

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Yeah, he doesn't mind Me calling him that.

"Yeah, he doesn't mind Me calling him that."

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He's not very sensitive About his weight.

"He's not very sensitive About his weight."

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Woody's not fat, beth.

"Woody's not fat, beth."

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He was the last time I saw him.

"He was the last time I saw him."

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Wow, he lost weight, too?

"Wow, he lost weight, too?"

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