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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Eric's False Alarm (S04E04)

"You know, I didn't think to ask."
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"Look, I have to find Donna."
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"Casey's gonna surprise her with the honeymoon suite. And I know Donna."
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"She's not gonna like that kind of surprise."
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"So she'll probably be looking for an out, so I'm here to rescue her."
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"Kind of like Luke did with Leia in Star Wars."
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"You know, "I'm here to rescue you!""
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a game of Twister I gotta stretch for."
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"Casey, check it out. They have tiny soaps."
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"What am I doing?"
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"I couldn't do it, Leo. Donna's havin' a good time."
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"She doesn't wanna be rescued. But you know what?"
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"The thing is, I still wanna go in there and stop everything, you know?"
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"I didn't come here for her. I came here for me."
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"That's a huge dilemma, man."
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"But you know what you really gotta ask yourself?"
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"Is there anybody who's not in a motel room with three women that you could tell this to?"
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"Okay, here's the thing."
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"Bob really likes you."
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"Why? Who knows?"
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"But that's America. Any kook can have any damn fool idea he wants."
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"Look, I haven't had good luck with marriage."
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"When my first husband and I were dating, he was great."
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"But as soon as I married him, he turned into..."
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"well, something like you."
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"Well, I don't know what kind of crap your ex-husband used to pull..."
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"but whatever it was, Bob doesn't have it in him."
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"He's just a nice, loyal guy..."
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"with a big heart."
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"He's perfect for a pushy gal like you."
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"Well, he does have a big heart."
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"And we do go well together."
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"You know, Red, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were a good guy."
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"Well, if I didn't know any better, I'd think I cared."
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"The red cheese is chewy."
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"The red cheese is wax."
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"Oh. Hey, guess what, fellas?"
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"Turns out I still have feelings for Donna. Yeah."
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"Deep feelings. Warm feelings."
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"Tingly-in-the-pants feelings."
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"And I can't do anything about it, because..."
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"she has those feelings for someone else."
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"I think that admitting that you still love Donna..."
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"is an important step..."
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"because it reopens the door for this:"
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"Eric loves Donna! Eric loves Donna!"
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"I just think that if she's not with me..."
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"the fairest thing for everyone is if she's alone and unhappy."
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"No! That is a bad plan, man."
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"'Cause if you leave a chick alone, the next thing you know..."
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"she's lickin' the roof of some other guy's mouth."
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"Like the cheese guy. I hate that guy!"
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"But you love his cheese."
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"See, this is just like a Southern tragedy."
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"Tennessee Williams, but with cheese."
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"Oh, man, I gotta go to the mall. I'm late to stalk Jackie."
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"I just..."
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"I can't believe Donna's in a motel room with him right now."
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"Man, I don't like it either."
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"But there is one thing you can do."
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"Go use 'em."
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"Okay, Bob, I think the problem is that..."
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"Joanne thinks you're moving just a little too fast."
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"That's just who I am."
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"I do everything fast."
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"I run fast."
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"I drive fast."
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"I eat fast."
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"Okay, what happens when you eat fast?"
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"I get gassy."
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"Right. Okay, well, a relationship works the same way."
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"When it grows too fast, it... it gets gassy too."
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"And-And... And then the bad thing happens..."
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"and people leave the room."
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"Wow."
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"A lot of people have told me to slow down..."
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"but nobody ever said it in a way that spoke to me."
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"- Hi, Bob. - Hey, Joanne."
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"Okay, well, we'll just, um..."
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"We'll leave you two alone."
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"What? There'd better be. She's expecting it!"
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"- Oh, crap! - Lock the doors!"
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"Michael!"
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"- What, are you spying on me now? - No!"
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"Okay, fine. Yeah, I'm spying on you..."
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"'cause you're around strange guys all day..."
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"and apparently, every once in a while, you up and French one of 'em."
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"Michael, go home. This is a place of business."
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"And if you don't have any business, you're not welcome at the mall."
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"Fine!"
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"Stay away from my girlfriend!"
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"Michael, what are you doing?"
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"Well, I can be at the mall now, 'cause I got business. Train business."
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"You have lost your mind!"
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"Yep, and I don't miss it!"
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"Michael, look at you, riding around on a kiddie train so you can spy on me."
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"I mean, do you not see how crazy this is?"
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"Well, yeah."
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"But I-I don't know what to do."
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"I mean, I'm a mess. I can't sleep, I can't eat."
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"Well, I can eat. And then when I eat, I get kind of sleepy."
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"But I am really upset!"
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"Look, if we're ever gonna get past this, you have to forget about that stupid little kiss..."
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"and just try... try to remember that we love each other."
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"- I know. - So can we please, please just finally move on?"
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"I wanna say yes, but..."
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"it's like we're on this track..."
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"and we keep going around in circles like some kind of..."
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"some kind of..."
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"I don't know. I lost my train of thought."
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"Okay, Forman, what were you doing at the Le Motel last night?"
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"And don't say you weren't there, because Leo saw you."
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"Wait, wait. Leo thinks he saw me at the Le Motel?"
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"Cut the crap, Eric."
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"You know Casey and I had a room last night..."
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"so you went there and you pulled the fire alarm all night until we left."
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"Fire alarm? I didn't... I didn't pull..."
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"Wait. You guys left? So you guys didn't..."
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"No! We spent all night in the parking lot..."
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"with Leo and his hooty mamas."
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