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Clips from Lucifer - Bloody Celestial Karaoke Jam (S05E05)

"♪ Every game I play ♪"
Lucifer
"-♪ Every night I stay ♪ -♪ I'll be watching you ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Every single day ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Every word I say ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Every game I play ♪"
Lucifer
"-He'll be watching me. -[song ends]"
Lucifer
"Bastard."
Lucifer
"Forget what she wants."
Lucifer
"Speak for yourself, young man. Tell me, what is it you truly desire?"
Lucifer
"I… I…"
Lucifer
"I wanna be in the CIA."
Lucifer
"-Oh, did not see that coming. -Mm."
Lucifer
"The Culinary Institute of America."
Lucifer
"I wanna be a pastry chef."
Lucifer
"The CI what now?"
Lucifer
"[pounds table] Madam, please! Ground your helicopter."
Lucifer
"It's time you let this poor boy make his own decisions, and--"
Lucifer
"I-- I need a word with my father."
Lucifer
"[door closes]"
Lucifer
"Okay, if you must know, I sent that email."
Lucifer
"-[Chloe] Hmm. -But you can't hold me."
Lucifer
"You don't have any evidence that I killed anyone. You wanna know why?"
Lucifer
"Because I didn't. JJ, let's go."
Lucifer
"Um… I'd like to say something."
Lucifer
"-Just-- -[Chloe] Excuse me."
Lucifer
"Go ahead."
Lucifer
"I saw Mr. Rockwell arguing with some dude in the parking lot a couple of days ago."
Lucifer
"Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"I didn't recognize the guy, but it looked intense."
Lucifer
"Can you describe him?"
Lucifer
"Not really. Uh, tall, he was wearing, like, a ball cap."
Lucifer
"No, but he got into, like, this really old-school yellow truck."
Lucifer
"Does that help?"
Lucifer
"Yes. Yes, it does, thank you, JJ."
Lucifer
"Maybe you should join the CIA."
Lucifer
"-You're a really good spy. -You really should start listening to him."
Lucifer
"What now?"
Lucifer
"-Are you okay? -[sighing]"
Lucifer
"-You thought your Dad was here? -He was, but he seems to have vanished."
Lucifer
"[sighs] Well, at least JJ's mom is clearly guilty as sin."
Lucifer
"We-- not exactly. No confession, no hard evidence. We can't hold her."
Lucifer
"My gut says that she's innocent anyhow, so…"
Lucifer
"Even if she didn't kill the ref, that woman is far from innocent."
Lucifer
"Poor JJ is permanently screwed,"
Lucifer
"destined to be a broken man because of his overbearing, judgmental mother."
Lucifer
"He will never be able to live like a normal person,"
Lucifer
"love like a normal person."
Lucifer
"-[sighs] -Yeah."
Lucifer
"I feel… for him."
Lucifer
"Best thing for JJ is to sever all ties with the tyrant,"
Lucifer
"get as far away from her as possible."
Lucifer
"Or maybe he could keep his parent close"
Lucifer
"so that they could work through their issues."
Lucifer
"Rebuild their broken relationship"
Lucifer
"so that he might let go of his anger and resentment and…"
Lucifer
"live a normal life."
Lucifer
"And have normal, loving relationships. Yeah."
Lucifer
"Huh. [exhales]"
Lucifer
"So, I'd give you the tour, but I know you've been spying-- I mean,"
Lucifer
"kindly watching over me for millennia."
Lucifer
"Uh, the bed's yours. I'll take the sofa."
Lucifer
"Clean towels in the bathroom."
Lucifer
"But for you's sake, don't use my loofah. That's gross. I got you your own."
Lucifer
"What exactly is this about, son?"
Lucifer
"Well, remember that thing that I said about staying away"
Lucifer
"-from me for all eternity? -Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"I take it back."
Lucifer
"I think it's time that you and I worked on our relationship"
Lucifer
"so that I may have a relationship."
Lucifer
"Ergo…"
Lucifer
"mi casa es su casa, Dad."
Lucifer
"-Hmm. -Fun."
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"Interrogation's through those doors."
Lucifer
"Lots of judging goes on in there. You'd like that."
Lucifer
"Uh, donuts are here, a triumph of mankind, as I'm sure you're aware. Here."
Lucifer
"[laughs] Have a sprinkled."
Lucifer
"-My favorite. -Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"Very nice."
Lucifer
"I prefer the ones with the little cereal bits on top."
Lucifer
"But thank you."
Lucifer
"Anyway, that's pretty much it."
Lucifer
"So where's your throne?"
Lucifer
"[laughs]"
Lucifer
"There are no thrones here, Dad. That's not how it works."
Lucifer
"Right. Right, I-- I knew that."
Lucifer
"I meant metaphorically, where's your seat of power?"
Lucifer
"-You said you were very important here. -I am."
Lucifer
"But I, you know, prefer to stand, ready for action."
Lucifer
"[God] Hmm."
Lucifer
"-[sighs] -So you don't have an office?"
Lucifer
"-It's open floor plan, Dad! -[mumbles] Oh, okay."
Lucifer
"-So where's your desk? -[sighs]"
Lucifer
"Oh, Daniel, would you mind explaining to this gentleman"
Lucifer
"how important I am to the investigative process?"
Lucifer
"Not now, Lucifer."
Lucifer
"He has a desk."
Lucifer
"Maybe if you work hard enough,"
Lucifer
"you might one day rise to this man's level."
Lucifer
"-Or you can maybe get one of these. -[Lucifer] Hmm."
Lucifer
"Uh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
Lucifer
"Who are you?"
Lucifer
"Uh, Dan, this is…"
Lucifer
"my dad."
Lucifer
"-[Dan chuckles] -[God] Hmm."
Lucifer
"You know, the big man."
Lucifer
"It's God."
Lucifer
"[gasps] Oh."
Lucifer
"-Oh. -[Lucifer] Hmm."
Lucifer
"Hi. Hello-- Huh-- Hello-- Uh, Mr…"
Lucifer
"Your, uh, Highness, Your Holy-- [gasps]"
Lucifer
"I am, uh, D-- Daniel, Detec-- Detective Daniel Espinoza."
Lucifer
"Nice to meet--"
Lucifer
"It's, uh-- It's real nice, buddy."
Lucifer
"It's real nice to meet you."
Lucifer
"Oh."
Lucifer
"I know who you are, actually."
Lucifer
"[Dan] Hmm."
Lucifer
"I believe you met my wife."
Lucifer
"Oh. Hmm."
Lucifer
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