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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Catch of the Day (S09E09)

"throw her future away by getting back together with him."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's crazy how weak she is with him when she's so strong in other ways."
Modern Family (2009)
"I mean, she is the three-time winner of the country-fair mule drag."
Modern Family (2009)
"Step away from the pipe, Cam."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Come on. You're better than that. - No, I'm not, and neither are you."
Modern Family (2009)
"You eavesdropped on that couple behind us at "Bridget Jones's Baby.""
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, no, that wasn't eavesdropping. We were in public."
Modern Family (2009)
"And do you think I really wanted to hear that moron's recap of the first movie?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Half those details were from "Love Actually.""
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"Do you think I'm happy about this situation?"
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"I wish I couldn't even hear her at all!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, Boss, are you done listening to your sister?"
Modern Family (2009)
"The boys are asking if they can use the table saw again."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, well, he's joking."
Modern Family (2009)
"Before Francisco was a contractor,"
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"he did stand-up comedy in Guatemala."
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"Not just in Guatemala."
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"Actually, I'm doing 10 minutes this Friday night at the..."
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"Oh, we have dinner reservations."
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"- Oh, gay holiday. Yeah, um... - Yeah."
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"So, look, but I do want to talk about the sink before you leave."
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"Sorry, Mitch. That ship has sailed."
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"Oh, also, did you bring the new tiles for the backsplash?"
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"Yes, they're in my truck. I'll be right back, Boss."
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"Great. Okay. Yeah. Go get those."
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"Hey, um, I-I don't want to make a big deal about this,"
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"but do you notice how he calls you "Boss" and me "Mitch"?"
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"- No, but I did notice... - Yeah."
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"how one of his little pouches on his tool belt"
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"is filled with jelly beans. How cute is that?"
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"The point is, he treats you like the actual boss"
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"and me like I'm some, you know, ditzy trophy wife."
Modern Family (2009)
"First of all, I thought we agreed we had the rare dual-trophy-wife situation."
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"- Yeah. - And aside from that,"
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"maybe it's because I'm a little more, you know, assertive."
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"Do you think so? Because I actually have thought that."
Modern Family (2009)
"I mean, maybe I'm too passive,"
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"which could be why my career has stalled..."
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"No."
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"or I agreed to have sex with all three women who asked me."
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"- Okay. - Oh, it was so gentle..."
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"- Mm-hmm. - and gross."
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"You know what? Well, now's your chance."
Modern Family (2009)
"You can show Francisco that you're the big dog."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's all about body language, okay?"
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"- Show him you can lead the pack. - Here you go, Boss."
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"Let me know which one you like best, all right?"
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"Well, when we decide, we will let you know."
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"But first, I wanted to talk about the, uh... the dishwasher."
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"Uh, I wanted it over here on the left,"
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"but now, for some reason, it's on the right."
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"I would like it on the left like I asked."
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"Asserted?"
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"- Um... - No, no, no, no."
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"Eyes... Eyes over here, okay? This... This is my thing."
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"Well, let me show you something."
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"- Yeah. - All right, look under the sink."
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"Will do."
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"Go down. All the way."
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"Okay, now, get in there."
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"Look up. Do you see that post on your left?"
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"Wait. Ho... Okay."
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"I can't move that, which is why the dishwasher needs to stay where it is."
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"- Anything else? - No, I'm good."
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"Got some sawdust on your shirt."
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"It tickles."
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"Hey, kid. Wake up."
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"We need to talk."
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"What?"
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"Your mom's car got a big dent in it."
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"Now, I know you were with her."
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"Did you see how that happened?"
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"Someone must have hit the car when we were in the store."
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"That's what your mom said,"
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"but if it was something else, like, I don't know,"
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"she got into a little fender bender, you could tell me."
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"Someone must have hit the car when we were in the store."
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"I know she got to you, but, uh..."
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"- I need you to tell me the truth. - Is that ice cream for me?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Could be."
Modern Family (2009)
"What happened to your mom's car?"
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"- Mmmmm... - I can wait all day,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but the trouble with ice cream is, it melts."
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"I like it when it melts."
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"What do you mean you like it when it melts?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Nobody likes ice cream when it melts."
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"- It's like soup. - You hate soup."
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"Not chocolate soup."
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"Look, we're getting off track here."
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"Tell me what happened to your mom's car,"
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"and you can have your ice cream."
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"Hello, Jay."
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"- Gloria, I... - Look at you,"
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"trying to bribe a five-year-old. You should be ashamed."
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"Let's go, Joe. Now that you're awake,"
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"Mommy's gonna fix you a healthy snack."
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"Check her phone."
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"- Huh? - Check her phone."
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"And leave the ice cream."
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"It'll be nice and warm when I get back."
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"Oh, Phil, could you change the lightbulb down in the kitchen?"
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"First you ask me to help clean the window screens."
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"Now you want me to do something with a ladder and electricity?"
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"Have you forgotten about my underwear, Claire?"
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"Look, I have friends whose husbands are mean"
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"or drink too much or don't come home at all."
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"And in that moment, I envied those friends."
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"Fine. I will change the lightbulb in the kitchen."
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"- All right. - Don't worry."
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"Nothing sharp in there."
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"Wouldn't want you to lose a finger in a tragic folding incident."
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"Oh, hey."
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"But you're right."
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"I'm sure it had nothing to do with the underwear."
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"It's self-fulfilling."
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"Phil believes something bad is gonna happen, so he makes it happen."
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"Ow! Paper cut."
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"Of course, today."
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"Seriously?"
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"Is this part of the underwear prophecy?"
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