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Clips from Quick Change

"We were ripped off in the Village. It's not gonna happen here."
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"Do we look like criminals?"
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"Do we look like people that are capable of committing a crime?"
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"I only know what I saw."
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"When my wife gets here, she'll call the cops. We'll let them decide. Face the window."
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"Okay, but it's still our apartment. We'll have to have you arrested."
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"Oh, Jesus."
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"Grimm, our plane takes off in 41 minutes."
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"Quiet. No codes."
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"Hey, honey. Ready to celebrate?"
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"- Oh, my God. - They were taking the TV when I came in."
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"I was touching it. Kill me."
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"- Turn around. - Oh, great, Hal."
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"For once, it was gonna be fun."
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"We were gonna eat on the floor, drink champagne, listen to old records."
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"Why are you blaming me?"
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"We haven't even moved the bed in, and already it's the same."
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"Give credit where it's due, Mrs. Edison."
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"Hal made the commitment, didn't he? He gave up the rent-controlled place."
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"- Do you know him? - He's paying 15oo for a one-bedroom."
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"Fifteen hundred? Try 26oo."
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"You... You weren't paying 15oo, were you?"
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"- We were paying 126o. - Twelve sixty?"
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"Excuse me, I don't know you very well, but you're crazy if you gave this place up."
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"Maybe we are crazy."
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"We bought a farmhouse, near Woodstock."
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"It's rustic, kind of a fixer."
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"But the payments are 3oo a month."
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"We just had to try."
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"I suppose you don't believe that either, Edison! That people would go and do that!"
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"For your information, I was at Woodstock."
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"I don't judge you, Hal."
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"Really, I don't."
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"But from Woodstock to Charles Bronson in 2o years?"
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"Good one."
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"Look."
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"Grab it."
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"Oh, damn it."
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"You can shoot us now."
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"I've put the gun down."
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"No hard feelings?"
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"These are the names and numbers and preliminary statements of the hostages."
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""Clown seemed harmless until he harassed blond hostage.""
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"Yes, sir. Apparently, he made some sexual overtures, things like that."
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"I don't see her."
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"- Don't see who? - The blond. Where is she?"
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"I was talking to her myself when she came out."
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"- All the hostages are here. - They're all here."
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"No. Where's the whiny guy?"
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""He's an animal.""
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"The one that came out with her."
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"They were the second and third ones out."
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"Oh, Jesus."
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"The lumberjack guy... He was the first one out."
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"- In all that chaos, a few wandered away... - It was utter chaos."
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"- But we got everybody's name and number. - We got all that stuff."
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"Yeah, get me the news footage on those three hostages who were released. Right."
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"I said, "It's all over, Chuckles.""
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"And wrestled him. But he got a gal in his sights, and I had to let up."
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"That's when he coldcocked me. Son of a bitch."
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"Look at this video so we can put out an APB on these robbers."
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"- Robbers, plural? - They all coldcocked me."
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"Three of them there, shouting with glee."
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"- Taxi! - Taxi!"
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"- Please! - $ 1 o, ooo for a taxi!"
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"And a blowjob!"
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"- Can we just calm down. - We'll never make the flight."
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"We'll have to sail a raft to Fiji like Thor Heyerdahl."
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"I have made another reservation on the 11:oo to Martinique."
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"- You never mentioned an 11:oo flight. - I never thought we'd need it."
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"But I don't know anything about Martinique."
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"What did you know about Fiji?"
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"Nothing, really."
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"Okay."
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"Did you book another flight after that?"
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"Let's just try to make the 11:oo, okay?"
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"Why, do they know about us yet?"
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"Well, by now, Rotzinger has probably figured out it was the first three hostages."
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"Oh, Grimm."
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"Grimm, I cannot go to prison."
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"Don't worry about it. We were disguised."
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"- Taxi! - You never mentioned Rotzinger."
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"You never mentioned Martinique."
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"What else haven't you mentioned?"
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"- Everything you told me is a lie, isn't it? - Are you all right?"
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"Am l...? You think this is fun, a night on the town."
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"No, I think it's a lot more exciting than that."
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"You used to think so too. We couldn't discuss this plan..."
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"...unless there was a bedroom close by. - Before I realized what you are."
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"What am I?"
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"You're a world-class bank robber, drunk on your own power and expertise."
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"- And Loomis thinks so too. - Taxi."
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"Taxi."
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"Look, I don't know where this "world-class bank robber" thing came from."
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"Okay, I did rob a bank, but so did you."
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"Isn't that what we planned for six months in your bedroom?"
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"And now if... When we get a cab..."
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"...we can complete the plan and live out our lives with a modicum of dignity."
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"Please, God! We need a cab!"
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"One lousy, fucking cab!"
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"Yes!"
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"To the airport, please."
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"All right, let's take another call. Line seven. Steve, from Staten Island."
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"- What's on your mind tonight? - I wanted to talk about that bank robbery."
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"- What about it? - Was this clown such a bad guy?"
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"I mean, he had a great sense of humor."
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"He wasn't another junkie with a homemade 9 mm."
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"- He was okay. - Steve, you must be a scumbag like him."
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"I say, hang the clown, then pull his pants down to set an example. You're out of here."
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"How could he say a thing like that?"
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"- He's asking, "Where to?" - Oh, God."
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"He just means which airport, that's all. Kennedy. JFK."
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"- I'm sorry I got so crazy. - What did Loomis say to get you so upset?"
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"Oh, nothing. No, he's completely loyal to you. And you are to him."
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"Kind of like father and son, huh?"
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"You didn't mention Rotzinger or Martinique because the plan was perfect..."
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"...and you didn't wanna worry me with unlikely contingencies, right?"
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"I know I've been especially moody."
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"Not so as you'd notice."
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"And I know it's not exactly reasonable to expect..."
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