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Clips from Quick Change

"One?! Listen, I've had just about enough of your comedy, clown."
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"- We're coming in through the plate glass. - All right."
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"I gotta hang up now because I gotta go kill everybody, okay?"
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"Don't bust my chops, wise guy. It's not that easy."
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"It takes time to find two pilots who are willing to fly out an armed felon."
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"I don't need a pilot."
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"Now, you got 3o minutes to meet my first demand. What's your number out there?"
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"259-o66o. Don't try anything rash, or you're dead along with everyone else."
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"6o? And that's here in area code 212?"
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"All right. Do what he says: The chopper, the bus, everything."
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"Set them up out here as soon as they arrive."
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"- Is it a diversion, chief, or is he crazy? - He's not crazy."
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"He'll come out of that bank with a few hostages also dressed as clowns."
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"He'll make a run for a chopper assuming we're afraid to shoot a hostage."
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"Are we?"
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"He said no pilots. That means he's flying it. Probably learned how in 'Nam."
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"Now, they'll get a bead on whichever clown takes the controls..."
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"...and take him out before he leaves the ground."
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"Here he comes."
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"- He's gonna let one of us go. - Oldest first."
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"That makes sense: Save the one who will die first of natural causes."
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"You prick."
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"- I'm gonna vomit. - We better get him out of here first."
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"- No way! - The hell with him."
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"- It's been decided. I'm the first to go. - What?!"
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"- Who decided it? - I did."
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"It really isn't your decision, Mr. Adolf Hitler."
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"- Have you got my money ready back there? - It's here."
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"You're the kind of person that gets innocent bystanders killed."
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"They're meeting my first demand."
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"All right, to show this fascist dictator here how our system works..."
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"...I'll let you folks decide who will be the first to go."
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"- Him! - Him!"
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"- Him? - Yes!"
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"Let's... Come on. Come on. Let's go."
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"Get downwind of me."
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"Sir, is human life at stake?"
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"The stink of death was in the air."
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"He said he knew how to make men sit up and bark."
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"Oh, don't exaggerate or anything."
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"And so we have our first report from inside the bank."
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"Our first description of this clown at whom no one is laughing."
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"Now, that's original."
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"Steve, Jody, I'll be here until the last hostage is released."
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"Can it. Here comes Clarabell."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- What's this? - It's just a gift."
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"Okay, it's an Audemars Piguet. Moon phase, 18-karat gold, alligator band."
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"Thing cost me 12,ooo, but it's appreciating every day."
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"As I say, it's my gift to you."
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"- Boy, it is nice. - Isn't it?"
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"- I can't keep this. - Don't be silly."
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"No, I would be beholden."
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"May I buy it?"
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"- I mean, would you take three bills for it? - Three hundred dollars?"
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"Unless someone makes a higher offer. Anyone want to go higher than 3oo on this?"
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"It's got a moon on it."
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"Great. And here's my watch. It's a Timex..."
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"...and the band is the Twist-o-Flex by Speidel."
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"I appreciate this damn thing more and more every day."
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"You pig."
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"Excuse me? Pig?"
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"I doubt it. Think the lady protests too much, or what?"
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"I think you're just afraid to party with a real man."
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"A real man, who has to use a gun..."
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"...who has to dress up like that and keep people prisoner?"
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"You're not a man."
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"You're a coward."
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"Oh, no. No!"
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"She... She does not speak for the rest of us, Mr. Clown."
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"We think you're quite brave. And manly."
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"You big pussy! I don't believe you."
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"- You're a bunch of pussies. - Why don't you take her out next."
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"You don't need this kind of aggravation."
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"Hey, chief. On the bus, we've got an ex-Green Beret under the back seat."
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"In the motorcycle, we got enough gas to carry it half a mile."
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"We stationed shooters a half-mile in every direction."
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"- Any word on the monster truck? - About half an hour."
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"Did you get any description of the perpetrator?"
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"Average height, average build, red nose and blue hair."
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"Thanks."
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"- Thank you for using A T& T. - Your bike's out here. So's your bus."
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"- You owe me two more hostages. - They're coming."
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"Tell me when my monster truck gets here."
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"- You ready, doll? - All set."
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"Relax. I'm right behind you."
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"Come on, already."
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"Son of a bitch! Bastard!"
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"- Are you people all right? - Let's keep moving."
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"He's peeking at us through the curtains."
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"The man is an animal."
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"Ripping out phones, urinating on desks."
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"You see what he did to Miss Cochran's shirt?"
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"There's a scratch here. It's not deep, but it's there."
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"It's okay."
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"Did he hurt anybody else? Is the strain beginning to show on him?"
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""If I could sleep 1 o days in a rice paddy, I could certainly last in this lousy bank.""
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"This is what the animal said to us. He says to Miss Cochran here:"
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""Baby, up your butt with a coconut.""
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"I think he was prepared to do it, except I saw no coconut."
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"He had no coconut to my knowledge."
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"No coconut, huh?"
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"What about dynamite? Did you see any?"
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"Any? It's everywhere."
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"It's on him. It's on us."
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"Hostages strapped to tables as shields."
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"The man is an animal."
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"He's sick."
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"You okay, mister?"
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"Officer Martin, take these two to the doctor, just as a precaution."
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"Yes, sir."
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"- The key is, he's an animal. - That much is clear, sir."
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"Oh, so I'm repeating myself. I suppose you want to throw me back in there with him."
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"It's 4:48."
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"If he hasn't called back by 5, we storm the bank."
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"Damn."
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"This is Rotzinger."
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"Can you give me a little more time?"
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"I promise I won't hurt anybody."
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"I'll call you right back. I promise."
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