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Clips from Atlanta - Teddy Perkins (S02E02)

"Finish that hat for Dionne Warwick."
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"Wash your hands, immediately."
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"Darius would like a glass of water"
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"when you have a moment."
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"Right then."
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"Excuse me."
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"This..."
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"Yeah, I can't sit next to this. Mm-mm."
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"Mm."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Oh."
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"- Oh! - Ooh!"
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"What are you doing up here?"
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"Uh, I-I just heard the piano."
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"It sounded great, so..."
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"Shh, shh. Benny, he... he's sleeping."
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"He's very tired, um..."
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"he needs his rest."
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"- You know? - Okay."
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"- Uh-huh. Okay. - Thank you."
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"Um, cool."
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"Do you... do you still want the water?"
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"Oh... yeah."
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"I can bring it to you."
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"Downstairs."
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"Bottled or tap?"
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"Uh... bottled, I guess."
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"Oh. Bottled."
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"I'll bring it... I have Fiji, and Evian."
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"I'll mix it with some Poland Springs."
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"Maybe a Voss?"
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"Okay."
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"No, I'll see you downstairs."
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"But I just wanted to ask..."
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"Okay."
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"Why the fuck you still there?"
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"Look, man, I really, really want this piano, man."
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"It's nice."
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"There's colored keys. And it's free."
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"But is you willing to die for it, though, man?"
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"I mean, he sound like a serial killer."
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"And let me get a five cheese Krystal combo, no fries."
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"It's cheaper with fries."
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"No fries."
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"That's rich nigga shit, man."
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"You don't know nothing about that."
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"Look, man, if I leave, I'll regret it."
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"And I got a two regret life limit pact."
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"Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"A what?"
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"A two regret life limit pact."
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"Somebody got to take me out if I go over two."
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"What? How would anyone know you went over two regrets?"
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"I'd tell them."
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"- Look... - Oh, shit."
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"Paper Boi!"
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"I mean, the dude is obviously a weirdo, man."
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"Look, now just play along with it,"
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"get the piano, get the hell up out."
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"Yeah, but how, though, man?"
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"I feel like..."
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"like he stalling or something."
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"Like he want to keep me here."
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"Explain it again, man."
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"Is Teddy the white dude or the black dude?"
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"You know what? I don't even think Teddy exists, bro."
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"I feel like Benny created Teddy to make up for the fact"
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"that he made himself look like a ghoul."
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"A ghoul?"
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"I mean, how bad is it?"
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"It's real bad, man."
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"I mean, bad."
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"The nigga look like somebody left Sammy Sosa in the dryer."
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"Sammy Sosa?"
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"Yeah. Skin bleaching?"
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"Look, have somebody type in, um,"
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""Sammy Sosa hat" in Google image search."
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"Hey, man, look, man."
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"Sometimes, people come over, they want a quarter,"
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"and they feel like they can sit and chat and shit."
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"But other people, you know what I'm saying, like,"
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"they want an eighth, they pay me, and they get the hell on."
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"- Can I take a flick? To Laurence. - Look, man..."
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"- Say happy birthday, Laurence. - That's how I know"
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"- that I'm simply a conduit... - This nigga gonna stunt on me"
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"- with the new iPhone. - between them and their weed."
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"See, keep gunning, and he ain't got no choice"
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"but to make clear what he want from you."
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"I see what you're saying. I see, I see what you're..."
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"you're saying be unequivocally honest"
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"to make a healthy transaction."
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"Wow, man, you know what?"
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"You keep this up, you could be the next Steve Harvey, bro."
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"Steve Harvey, nigga? No, no, no."
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"I'm-I'm like Dr. Phil, you know what I'm saying?"
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"- Yo. - Hell, that, that nigga stay caked up."
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"- Yo! Shit! - What the...?"
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"Oh, shit! Oh!"
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"- What happened? - Yo!"
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"Yo, why this nigga the same color as his fucking hat?"
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"Yeah, man, this nigga looks like a white man's penis."
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"Yo, man,"
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"why this nigga look like what's under a scab, though?"
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"- Goddamn. - Oh, God."
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"Peace, man."
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"All right, peace."
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"Oh, God."
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"Put some extra fries in there."
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"Take them out."
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"Just don't eat them, damn."
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"Man."
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"Hmm."
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"Ugh."
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"Surprise."
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"Shit. Yeah, I'm not a big photo person."
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"Apologies."
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"Um, this is yours, anyway."
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"I got you your water."
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"Oh, yes, thank you."
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"I needed that."
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