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Clips from Weeds - Protection (S03E03)

"This Romeo and Juliet shit isn't working for me,"
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"not if there isn't anything you can do to stop him."
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"I tried."
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"- I really did. - No, you tell your brother,"
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"if he ever touches anyone in my family again, I will kill him."
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"OK, maybe don't pass that message along,"
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"but just know in your heart, his behaviour is unacceptable."
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"- Call me? - Yeah, maybe."
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"You here for a date?"
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"No."
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"No date."
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"Er..."
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"- I need help. - You try Home Depot?"
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"- Plenty of Mexicans there that can help you. - Not that kind of help."
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"I'm being shaken down by bikers in the hills."
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"- Yeah? I know them. - You know them?"
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"And I mean shit. They grow garbage. They are garbage."
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"They beat up my son. They're threatening me."
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"So what do you want from me?"
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"Protection."
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"And what do I get in return for this protection?"
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"My undying gratitude?"
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"How about in return we're partners?"
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"- What kind of partners? - 50-50 partners."
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"- Half? - Of everything."
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"- Can I think about it and get back to you? - No, you cannot. Yes or no."
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"Deal or no deal. Ahora."
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"What kind of protection would I get for half of everything?"
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"You get total protection. No more shakedowns."
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"Anyone fucks with you, they fuck with me. When they go down, they go down hard."
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"- Fine. - Good."
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"You don't got to worry about those biker pendejos anymore."
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"I'll take care of them."
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"- What are you gonna do? - Don't you worry, chelita."
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"- What if they come after me? - They ain't gonna come after you."
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"Then they're gonna get on those ridiculous maricon bikes that they ride"
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"and head to Canada."
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"Then word's gonna spread that you're being protected by me,"
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"and that's gonna allow you to conduct your business in peace."
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"I could use a little peace."
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"You'll have it."
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"And you tell your son, no one's ever gonna mess with him again."
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"I believe this belongs to you."
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"You might want to try and hide it a little better next time."
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"- How you get it? - Silas took it."
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"He wanted me to use it to blow the bikers away."
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"Like your hero U-Turn?"
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"- Silas got a tattoo on his ass, too? - Will you let that go already?"
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"Jealous Conrad, so not sexy."
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"Should I be carrying this on me? What's going on with said bikers?"
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"It's taken care of."
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"- I went and bought some protection. - From who?"
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"- Guillermo. - So we working for Guillermo now?"
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"God damn, girl! You realise you just trading one gangster for another?"
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"Yes. I also realise that I have no choice."
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"These things are gonna keep happening to me."
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"If I don't have any muscle behind me, I won't be able to do my business."
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"Like it or not, I'm a drug dealer."
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"There, I said it out loud. I'm a fucking drug dealer."
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"- How much he ask? - Half."
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"- Half? - I let my son be a part of this."
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"And I couldn't protect him, it was my fault."
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"I did what I had to do to protect my family."
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"- And who protects us from Guillermo? - I can handle Guillermo."
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"How, by fucking him?"
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"That was so not fair."
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"It's just that we in this together now."
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"You."
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"And me."
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"And your boy Guillermo."
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"Ain't this the fucking shit?"
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"The two Garys up in the bird did some flyovers"
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"with the thermal-imaging camera, got some sweet shots."
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"- Anything sexy? - Two meth labs."
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"If the Patriot Act had tits, I'd buy it a steak."
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"Wait. Go back one."
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"Zoom in."
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"Closer."
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"- Who you calling? - Majestic."
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"I read an article in the paper about this cross of theirs that got stolen."
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"- I think I just found it. - Not our problem."
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"It's called moral duty."
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"- Where's your respect for the Lord? - Whose Lord we talking about? Not mine."
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"If you ask me a cross that size is for a lord with a tiny dick."
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"- What's going on? - Fire."
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"- That's a big one. Where is it? - Here."
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"It started in the foothills. Then it jumped the highway and now it's right here."
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"The Santa Ana winds aren't helping matters."
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"At this moment, the fire department is issuing voluntary evacuation orders..."
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"Denise just called, said the fire started in their grow field."
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"Someone torched it."
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"You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?"
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"- Does that mean we have to leave? - What about the grow house?"
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"Nance, any ideas?"
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"Shane, ask Judah if he has any suggestions."
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