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Clips from Weeds - Excellent Treasures (S04E04)

"Are you kidding me?"
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"Look around. Hey, we're not selling pictures of Judah."
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"Photos are not included."
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"Just their frames."
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"Fine. But not the metal one."
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"Or that wood one there."
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"Or this other one here."
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"Pipes. Can I have one?"
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"I think I could pull off a pipe."
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"- Four bucks. - Four bucks. What a rip."
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"I am keeping these."
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"- You're all scavengers. - Yeah, scavenger."
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"- Fuck you. - Fuck you."
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"- Fuck you. - Fuck you."
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"Gonna be nothing left for the estate sale if everybody keeps everything."
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"Anything you wanna keep?"
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"Nothing."
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"Except maybe this cool cigar box."
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"I could save it for my ashes."
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"You're a dark little fellow."
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"- Jews can't get cremated. - I'm not Jewish."
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"You are in the reform movement."
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"And those are all the cool Jews."
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"Scraps?"
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"Rufus? Lucy?"
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"Vintage murdered-dog collars."
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"Five bucks each."
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"Oh, Jesus, Bubbie."
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"You get lucky with the Rocky Mountain Chocolate guy last night?"
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"Fung?"
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"Please, I'm so not into Asians."
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"Little rice dick. All that soy."
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"No, not for me."
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"I will take the free fudge, however."
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"How was your night?"
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"I..."
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"...saw no one attractive..."
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"...in a place I wasn't."
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"You're babbling."
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"- You need coffee. - Yes, I do."
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"Hi."
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"A Mexican man with a machine gun."
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"That looks like..."
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"...a nice pastry."
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"Are you gonna be here long?"
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"All the time. Okay, well, then...."
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"Soy Nancy."
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"Celia."
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"- Ignacio. - Ignacio. Nice to meet you."
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"Well, we're just gonna go..."
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"...and open up."
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"Do you want coffee or anything? I'm getting coffee today."
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"Got your coffee. Okay, then."
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"Bye, now. Get out."
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"- Nancy. - Celia."
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"There's a giant hole in the floor."
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"I'm aware."
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"What's in the hole?"
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"Mexico."
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"You must never go there. Through the hole."
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"You can drive to Mexico whenever you want."
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"Just be aware there's a long wait to get back."
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"Don't drink the water."
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"Stay away from the hole."
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"Is that the attractive man from the place that you weren't -- ?"
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"I went straight home. I saw no one."
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"He was so much better-looking than that guy."
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"Hey, Davenport."
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"You go, man."
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"Look at yoga-ass. With an ass like an apricot that she got in yoga."
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"Check out bitch badge. Or is it tramp stamp?"
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"Either way, she's hot."
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"Her friend's got Madonna arms."
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"You think that's sexy?"
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"Not on a white woman."
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"You need to find a place to live."
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"A place to take home the ladies."
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"- I gotta make some money. - Yeah."
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"We should be coyotes."
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"That guy who brought over Davenport and Marzipan was such an asshole."
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"And he charged them a fortune. I think we got a real opportunity here, Doug."
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"We could be good coyotes. Nice coyotes."
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"Like the JetBlue of coyotes."
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"SunChips and bottled water."
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"Competitive pricing without the rape, trees and extortion."
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"That could be our slogan."
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"I'm serious, man."
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"Look, Asian with big fake tits. What is that?"
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"Is there ice cream up the street?"
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"I love her."
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"I love you."
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"I think illegal immigration for profit. That's our next venture."
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"Let me think about it. I don't like Mexicans."
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"Yeah. Well, think about it. It's good money."
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"I'll think about it."
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"These pants are great, very elastic."
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"Here's a belly pillow."
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"What month is this belly?"
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"That's about a six-month belly."
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"- Holy shit. - Yeah."
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"Wait till you see the six-month ass."
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"- Hi. - "Hi"?"
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"You don't "hi" me."
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"You made trouble for me."
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"Going where you don't belong."
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"I didn't know. When you gave me a tour of the store...."
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""Here's the cash register, here's the backroom.""
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"You might've said, "By the way, here's a tunnel to Mexico." But you didn't."
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"You said nothing."
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"Go do your job."
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"Go out to the front and smile at the pregnant ladies."
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"- That's a lot of pot. - That's what it's all about."
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"Did you really get in trouble? With the man?"
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"The man in the suit? Who was the man in the suit?"
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"You didn't see a man in a suit."
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"Okay, fine."
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"The invisible man. What would he do if he existed?"
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"Don't know yet."
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"But anything happens to me..."
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"...worse gonna happen to you."
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