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Clips from Uncoupled - Chapter 8 (S01E01)

So much of our lives had been together, and…

"So much of our lives had been together, and…"

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I don't-- Everything going forward seemed so inevitable.

"I don't-- Everything going forward seemed so inevitable."

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I couldn't accept the fact that the rest of my story had already been written.

"I couldn't accept the fact that the rest of my story had already been written."

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Funny, I found that comforting.

"Funny, I found that comforting."

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Well, thanks to your midlife crisis, now I get to have one of my own.

"Well, thanks to your midlife crisis, now I get to have one of my own."

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-Michael, I didn't mean-- -No, no, no, it's all good. It's all good.

"-Michael, I didn't mean-- -No, no, no, it's all good. It's all good."

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I want you to be happy.

"I want you to be happy."

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I really do.

"I really do."

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Now we both have new stories to write.

"Now we both have new stories to write."

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Thanks.

"Thanks."

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-I want you to be happy too. -Thanks.

"-I want you to be happy too. -Thanks."

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What's this business you wanna talk about?

"What's this business you wanna talk about?"

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Yeah, so I appreciate that you have been paying for half the mortgage,

"Yeah, so I appreciate that you have been paying for half the mortgage,"

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and I know you wanna put it on the market,

"and I know you wanna put it on the market,"

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but I just got a big commission check,

"but I just got a big commission check,"

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and I'd like to buy you out and stay in the apartment.

"and I'd like to buy you out and stay in the apartment."

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Oh! Wow. Um…

"Oh! Wow. Um…"

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I mean, I totally get you wanting to stay in the apartment. It's just, um…

"I mean, I totally get you wanting to stay in the apartment. It's just, um…"

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my investment brain needs to figure out if it's the right move.

"my investment brain needs to figure out if it's the right move."

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-Can I think about it for a little while? -Yeah, sure.

"-Can I think about it for a little while? -Yeah, sure."

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-Look who's back and ready to party. -Oh.

"-Look who's back and ready to party. -Oh."

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I'll leave you two.

"I'll leave you two."

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Miss me?

"Miss me?"

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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How about that crazy toast?

"How about that crazy toast?"

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I was a second away from pretending

"I was a second away from pretending"

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to choke on a chicken bone as a distraction,

"to choke on a chicken bone as a distraction,"

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but that would mean putting this chicken in my mouth, and have you tasted it?

"but that would mean putting this chicken in my mouth, and have you tasted it?"

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They did not break the bank on the catering.

"They did not break the bank on the catering."

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-No, that's fine.

"-No, that's fine."

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We actually had a nice, drama-free conversation.

"We actually had a nice, drama-free conversation."

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But he wants to "think" about me buying him out.

"But he wants to "think" about me buying him out."

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Why? What is there to think about?

"Why? What is there to think about?"

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"Investment, the right move, blah, blah, blah."

""Investment, the right move, blah, blah, blah.""

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-Hey there, wedding guests! -Oh! Hi!

"-Hey there, wedding guests! -Oh! Hi!"

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-Having fun? -Oh, so much!

"-Having fun? -Oh, so much!"

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I'm so glad you could all be here to celebrate our special day,

"I'm so glad you could all be here to celebrate our special day,"

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-our nearest and dearest friends.

"-our nearest and dearest friends."

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And Billy's plus-one. Hello there.

"And Billy's plus-one. Hello there."

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Uh-- Hi. Wyatt. We met at Colin's 50th.

"Uh-- Hi. Wyatt. We met at Colin's 50th."

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Congratulations.

"Congratulations."

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Thanks. Colin and Michael are the whole reason--

"Thanks. Colin and Michael are the whole reason--"

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Oh my gosh. Seriously? Your mother just told the entire room.

"Oh my gosh. Seriously? Your mother just told the entire room."

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FYI, it's maybe not the romantic story you think it is.

"FYI, it's maybe not the romantic story you think it is."

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How did you two meet?

"How did you two meet?"

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We were hitting on the same guy at a party,

"We were hitting on the same guy at a party,"

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who didn't give either of us the time of day.

"who didn't give either of us the time of day."

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So then we started talking, and by the end of the night, we fell in love.

"So then we started talking, and by the end of the night, we fell in love."

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Save room for cake.

"Save room for cake."

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Aw.

"Aw."

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They seem so happy.

"They seem so happy."

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Yeah, it's a real fairy tale.

"Yeah, it's a real fairy tale."

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Two rejects hook up

"Two rejects hook up"

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and 12 years later get married to legally trap each other forever.

"and 12 years later get married to legally trap each other forever."

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You're so mean!

"You're so mean!"

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I know underneath that hard shell, there's a soft, squishy center.

"I know underneath that hard shell, there's a soft, squishy center."

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Which is exactly the opposite of how the lump in my breast feels.

"Which is exactly the opposite of how the lump in my breast feels."

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Bon appétit!

"Bon appétit!"

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Suzanne, you look so beautiful.

"Suzanne, you look so beautiful."

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Ow!

"Ow!"

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Sorry. I needed to get that out the way.

"Sorry. I needed to get that out the way."

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Thank you. Now come over here and give me a hug.

"Thank you. Now come over here and give me a hug."

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-Come on! -Oh!

"-Come on! -Oh!"

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Oh, I missed you so much.

"Oh, I missed you so much."

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I missed you too. I didn't know how to… Or if you'd even want to…

"I missed you too. I didn't know how to… Or if you'd even want to…"

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-I know. I know. -Yeah.

"-I know. I know. -Yeah."

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But the ban has been lifted, so we're cool.

"But the ban has been lifted, so we're cool."

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How are you?

"How are you?"

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Good. Yeah.

"Good. Yeah."

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-Adjusting. -Mm.

"-Adjusting. -Mm."

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Tonight's a little strange. Kind of feel like I have one foot back in my old life.

"Tonight's a little strange. Kind of feel like I have one foot back in my old life."

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But it's nice to see everybody. How's Kai?

"But it's nice to see everybody. How's Kai?"

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Kai just found his father on 23andMe, and he's planning on meeting him,

"Kai just found his father on 23andMe, and he's planning on meeting him,"

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and he doesn't know that I know.

"and he doesn't know that I know."

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-Oh, wow. -Mm-hmm.

"-Oh, wow. -Mm-hmm."

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-You gonna tell him? -I want to, but that's making it about me.

"-You gonna tell him? -I want to, but that's making it about me."

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Sometimes, we have to make a selfless decision

"Sometimes, we have to make a selfless decision"

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that's better for the person we love,

"that's better for the person we love,"

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or loved, than for ourselves.

"or loved, than for ourselves."

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-You mean Michael and the apartment. -Oh! Look at you! Catchin' on so quick!

"-You mean Michael and the apartment. -Oh! Look at you! Catchin' on so quick!"

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Look, the apartment has appreciated approximately 40% since we bought it,

"Look, the apartment has appreciated approximately 40% since we bought it,"

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so the logical thing to do would be to sell it, split the proceeds.

"so the logical thing to do would be to sell it, split the proceeds."

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We'd both be assured of fair market value.

"We'd both be assured of fair market value."

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There you go with that sparkling finance repartee. Look, Colin.

"There you go with that sparkling finance repartee. Look, Colin."

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I love you, but you did a shitty thing to Michael.

"I love you, but you did a shitty thing to Michael."

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You have a chance to do a nice thing.

"You have a chance to do a nice thing."

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Honestly, I pictured different people, strangers, living there after we left.

"Honestly, I pictured different people, strangers, living there after we left."

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Now Michael's probably gonna meet somebody new, they'll live there…

"Now Michael's probably gonna meet somebody new, they'll live there…"

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It just feels a little weird.

"It just feels a little weird."

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Well, baby…

"Well, baby…"

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you did that.

"you did that."

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Oh, hi, Billy.

"Oh, hi, Billy."

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Danny Weaver.

"Danny Weaver."

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Sorry. Have we--

"Sorry. Have we--"

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Last summer on Fire Island? At Tea Dance?

"Last summer on Fire Island? At Tea Dance?"

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We hooked up at your house.

"We hooked up at your house."

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Right. Yeah. Hi, Danny.

"Right. Yeah. Hi, Danny."

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That was fun.

"That was fun."

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It was.

"It was."

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If you're down for hangin' out, I could give you my number.

"If you're down for hangin' out, I could give you my number."

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Oh, I'm down.

"Oh, I'm down."

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See you soon. I hope.

"See you soon. I hope."

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Unbelievable.

"Unbelievable."

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You literally took that guy's number to hook up right in front of me?

"You literally took that guy's number to hook up right in front of me?"

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I… Uh…

"I… Uh…"

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I mean, in my defense, I… I didn't know you were there.

"I mean, in my defense, I… I didn't know you were there."

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That is so fucking disrespectful,

"That is so fucking disrespectful,"

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hitting on a waiter while you're here with me.

"hitting on a waiter while you're here with me."

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That's something someone my age would do. You're almost 50 years old. Grow up.

"That's something someone my age would do. You're almost 50 years old. Grow up."

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Okay, Wyatt, calm down.

"Okay, Wyatt, calm down."

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No, I was actually starting to care about you.

"No, I was actually starting to care about you."

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Even though everyone warned me you were a player,

"Even though everyone warned me you were a player,"

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just some old guy who still thinks he's hot shit.

"just some old guy who still thinks he's hot shit."

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I told them, "No, he's more than that."

"I told them, "No, he's more than that.""

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But now I see they were right.

"But now I see they were right."

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Babe, come on.

"Babe, come on."

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You don't care about anyone but yourself.

"You don't care about anyone but yourself."

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You're just a shallow, narcissistic gay cliché.

"You're just a shallow, narcissistic gay cliché."

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Yuck.

"Yuck."

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