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Clips from Bob's Burgers - The Pumpkinening (S12E12)

"Oh! And now the dog's chasing us!"
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"Hey!"
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"Run, Gayle, run! We're gonna die!"
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"I'm too young to die!"
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"I'm so much younger than you!"
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"‐Aah! ‐Aah! Scary Terry! ‐(barking)"
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"Linda! Gayle! Jasper, come!"
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"Oh, God, why did we park so far away?"
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"I don't know! It seemed like a good spot!"
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"Wait. Somebody's here."
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"Help! Help! We're being chased!"
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"Forget it, Gayle. Let's just go!"
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"Linda? Gayle? Is that you?"
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"Oh, hi, Principal Rosenthal."
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"Well, hello. I haven't seen you in years."
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"‐How are you? ‐We're very good."
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"You're still alive. That's nice."
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"It is nice. I'm here to pick up my dog."
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"He needed a haircut 'cause he's dressing up"
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"as James Spader from Blacklist for Halloween."
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"‐(Jasper barking) ‐Ja..."
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"‐Jasper? ‐LINDA: Oh, God,"
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"‐here she comes! ‐Help us."
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"She's chasing us! Aah!"
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"You come here, little man. (kissing)"
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"I'm so sorry, Mr. Rosenthal. He got out."
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"Somebody opened his pen."
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"Oh, sorry. That was an accident."
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"We were running because we thought you were chasing us,"
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"but you were chasing the dog?"
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"No, I was chasing you, too."
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"I have this great product."
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"Remember? The thing I said two seconds before you ran out?"
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"Why did you run out? We were catching up."
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"We were talking about the pumpkin carving contest"
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"‐that got canceled. ‐Oh, God, I remember that."
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"‐Uh... ‐You know, Linda,"
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"the sad thing is we never got to announce"
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"‐that you were... ‐Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, uh..."
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"Oh, I w... I‐I was just gonna say we were gonna announce..."
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"♪ Oh, we're singing ♪"
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"‐♪ Halloween, Halloween ♪ ‐Oh, I was just gonna say you were..."
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"‐♪ It's such beautiful time of year. ♪ ‐What? What? What? What? What?"
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"‐Linda, you're being weird. ‐(Linda vocalizing)"
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"We never got to announce"
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"that you were the winner!"
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"‐And you said it. ‐Wait, what?"
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"‐Linda was gonna win? ‐Yeah."
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"Linda, did you know you were gonna win?"
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"I found out at school the day before."
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"I was in the hall on my way to poop"
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"when I heard some teachers talking"
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"in the principal's office about the pumpkin contest."
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"Then I heard Mr. Rosenthal say that I was gonna be the winner."
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"That mine was the most creative."
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"‐Creative? ‐I knew you'd be crushed."
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"I knew how hard you worked on yours,"
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"and I just couldn't let it happen."
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"Wait, you dropped your pumpkin on purpose?"
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"Sorta. Yeah."
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"So you smashed all the pumpkins?"
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"Sorry. If you want to arrest us, I understand."
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"Uh, I mean, me. Gayle wasn't there."
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"Wait a second. So, who sent us those freakin' letters?"
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"‐I don't know. ‐MAN: I did."
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"ALL: Huh?"
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"‐Who the hell are you? ‐I'm life coach,"
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"personal trainer and inventor Dane Kang."
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"Hi, Dane Kang. Wait, it was you?"
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"Yes, Gayle. Of course I sent you the letters."
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"And I'm proud of you. You did it."
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"I did? What did I do?"
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"What the heck is going on?"
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"I knew the only way to get Gayle"
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"to confront her past was to bring it back"
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"and shove it in her face."
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"And if she rose to the challenge,"
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"she could move forward in all areas of her life"
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"and to the gold star level of my program."
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"Ooh."
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"I didn't know life coaches did that stuff."
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"‐Oh, they don't. ‐Can I have your card?"
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"Well, why did you bring me into all this?"
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"Gayle talks about you a lot."
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"‐No, not that much. Maybe once. ‐We've had one session,"
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"and I feel like I've known you all my life."
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"Though I expected you to be older and very ugly."
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"Anyway, you're welcome. You're all welcome."
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"Now I got to go pretend to be a client's long‐lost love child."
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"Bye, Dane Kang. I'll call you Monday."
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"Well, this was fun."
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"You're gonna want to rub this in with your fingertips."
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"‐Give me your hand. ‐Okay."
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"KIDS: Trick or treat."
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"Here. Last one. Yeah."
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"No more Sour Sack Babies, okay?"
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"Oh, no. Don't‐don't cry."
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"Here. W‐We have these. Take as many as you want."
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"‐(sobbing) ‐Oh, my God."
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"Ugh. Total disaster."
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"And now we don't have any Sour Sack Babies."
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"This feels like rock bottom."
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"I don't even know if I have the energy"
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"to trick‐or‐treat anymore."
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"I mean, we'll go, but my heart won't be in it."
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"Just my mouth."
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"(sighs) Well, good thing I saved"
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"three of these things for you kids, huh?"
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"I could kiss you. And I will."
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"Give me those lips!"
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"I am never handing out good candy again."
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"‐Mm‐hmm. ‐Yeah. ‐Yep, yep, yep."
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"I mean, what kind of life coach does that?"
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"He's the best. That's why"
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"‐he's $400 a session. ‐What?!"
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"But, you know, the first two are free."
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"And I think I'm fixed now,"
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"so I just need to cancel your credit card."
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"‐Oh, God. ‐(sighs) Linda,"
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"I wish you would've just told me that you were gonna win"
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