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Clips from The Goldbergs - Baio and Switch (S03E03)

"Hold hands! I shall hold your hand."
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"Oh, (BLEEP) off, Ben Franklin."
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"Mom, no! Back off, Mom."
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"I'm not holding your hand. (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)"
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"No, no, don't put that in the paper."
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"It's gonna look like the Goldbergs broke hands across America."
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"Goldbergs... Got it."
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"(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)"
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"Oh, that's a keeper."
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"ADULT ADAM: And so, Hands Across America was single-handedly a bust."
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"All I wanted was one nice photo for the wall."
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"That's all I ever wanted."
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"No. No, you're the one who lied."
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"You can't make us feel bad about this."
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"ADULT ADAM: As my mom's spirit was crushed, so were my hands."
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"Hey. How you holding up?"
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"Well, I've got no girlfriend, no best friend,"
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"and no feeling in both hands, so not good."
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"You know what I think?"
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"Yes, I'm a moron. I get it."
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"No, I don't think you do."
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"When I say, "don't be a moron,""
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"it really means something."
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"You mean beyond just being rude and insulting?"
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"Yeah, that's just part of it."
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"But it's my way of saying"
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""be honest, be a good person.""
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"It's how I live my life, and you know what? It works."
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"So, how do I make it up to Emmy and Dana?"
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"That's easy."
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"Don't be a moron."
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"ADULT ADAM: After years of getting advice on girls from Pops,"
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"I learned my dad had some wisdom to offer after all."
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"What the hell are you doing, weirdo?"
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"I'm cordially and blatantly inviting you both to the dance."
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"You can't be serious."
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"Look, I screwed up, but you have to believe me"
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"all I wanted was to make both of you feel special."
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"Emmy, you've been my best friend since second grade."
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"I just couldn't bear to see you so sad."
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"And, Dana, the last thing I'd ever want to do is"
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"to hurt the girl I love more than anything in this world."
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"Aww. Point is I'm a moron."
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"We'll got get dressed."
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"ADULT ADAM: As it turns out, the best plan of all was honesty."
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"And because of that, I was able to do what Alex P. Keaton,"
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"Jack Tripper, and Peter Brady never could..."
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"...take two girls to the same dance."
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"And not just any girls..."
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"...the most important ones in my life."
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"And it was a night I always remember."
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"Crying at Zapped! That's a first."
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"No, I just... (SIGHS)"
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"I feel bad."
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"I'm a bad mama."
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"I don't think any of us were at our best."
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"Which actually worked in our favor."
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"This... is not what I meant at all."
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"I know we're not actually holding hands,"
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"but if this picture isn't us, (SCOFFS) I don't know what is."
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"You're right."
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"I love it."
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"ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about the people you love."
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"It's not always picture-perfect."
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"Sometimes you have to live in the moment and take it all in."
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"But side-by-side, hand-in-hand..."
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"...you'll find it's pretty great."
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"And sure, you may make a lot of mistakes along the way."
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"Growing up is a tricky dance,"
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"but occasionally, you find your groove."
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"Last dance of the night. Have fun, dorks."
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"Actually, I don't think you should take off just yet."
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"I talked to Adam Abel."
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"(CHUCKLES) I'm gonna kill you."
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"He saved you a dance. I love you."
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"(GROANS)"
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"¶ Ooh, heaven is a place On Earth"
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"¶ They say in heaven, Love comes first"
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"¶ We'll make heaven A place on earth ¶"
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"¶"
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"(DINGING)"
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"Ugh. I don't understand how we all got the flu."
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"I told you... With all that hand holding, you'd catch a bug."
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"Will you stop saying that. It's not even how it works."
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"(KNOCK ON DOOR) Ooh, sounds like"
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"we may have a special visitor."
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"Wait, did Scott Baio's people finally get back to you?"
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"No, but, uh, I still have"
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"Ben Franklin rented for an hour."
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"Good morrow, sick children."
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"As I so famously said in 1780-something,"
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"An apple a day keeps the doctor..."
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"No! Not again."
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"I hate this president."
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