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Clips from The Cannonball Run (1981)

"- It was hard to understand you. - When I called, I was doing 140 miles an hour."
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"That was six lamb burgers, four shish kebabs,"
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"a side order of couscous, and..."
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"two milk."
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"No! How much?"
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"Six seventy-five."
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"Here, my desert blossom."
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"Keep the change."
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"Have you ever considered joining a harem?"
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"I shall return for you after the race."
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"Get a physical. I shall return, my little fig."
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"I love you!"
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"Victor..."
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"I don't know how to ask you this."
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"Isn't it strange having that guy running around inside your head?"
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"Oh! He's not in here."
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"He's out there somewhere, helping people."
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"- Oh! - He's always helping people."
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"- He'd help you. - He would?"
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"He likes you."
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"Well, how did he find you? I mean, how did you two get together?"
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"Well, when I was real young,"
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"I didn't have any friends like I do now."
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"Like JJ..."
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"Like JJ."
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"One day I was in the schoolyard, and nine guys were beating me up pretty good."
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"There he was."
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"Dun-dun-dah!"
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"- Captain Chaos? - Yeah. Out of the blue."
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"Pow! Slam! Bam! Boff!"
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"I sure was grateful."
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"- That's great! - Yeah."
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"Nobody bothered me at school after that."
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"I wish I had a friend like that."
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"Well, first, you need a mask and a cape."
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"I think I'd like mine to be pink."
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"Almost everything I wear is pink."
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"Everything?"
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"Even? Uh..."
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"Oh, I don't wear any."
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"- You don't? - Uh-uh."
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"(Quietly) Wow."
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"Victor, I'd like to be your friend. 'Cause I like you."
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"Oh."
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"I like you too, Beauty."
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"Thank you."
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"(Both speak foreign language)"
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"New Mexico. (Chuckles)"
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"(Chan exclaims)"
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"(Chan) Texas! Stupid!"
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"(Police siren blares)"
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"(Sighs)"
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"I'll take care of this one."
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"Well, hello, hot pants."
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"I don't suppose you have a driver's license tucked down in there somewhere, do you?"
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"Yes, Officer."
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"(Chuckles)"
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"(? James Bond music)"
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"That policeman seems to want us to stop, darling."
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"Yes. He must be rather upset with our rapid rate."
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"Funny. They don't have any sense of humor about that sort of thing."
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"- Aren't you going to pull over? - I'd rather not."
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"Can be such a bore, talking to those chaps."
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"Tell you what. We'll just... slip away."
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"- Hit that button, will you? - Like in your movies!"
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"(Woman) And now a little oil, right, darling?"
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"Well, well. We are full of tricks, aren't we?"
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"It's all part of my business, really."
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"I've been meaning to ask you, what movie?"
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"Wait a minute. Can you see where you're going?"
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"- Perfectly. - This is ridiculous. (Coughs)"
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"- (Car horns blare) - (Tires screech)"
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"(Seymour) Good sport, isn't it? Would you mind rolling the window down, old girl?"
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"We're getting done like a couple of kippers here."
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"- Next time, I bring my mask. - Like a foggy day in London town."
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"(Voiceover on video) You are about to witness the ravishment of a woman"
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"who has been abducted."
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"A woman whose initial fear has mellowed into curious expectation."
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"In the morning, she will be set free, unaware of anything,"
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"except that she has been loved as never before..."
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"- (Truck horn blares) - (Tires screech)"
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"- (Car horn blares) - (Tires screech)"
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"(Woman on video) Oh, no! Please..."
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"(Moans) Oh, yes, there! There!"
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"(Scolds angrily)"
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"(Both bicker)"
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"I've never seen a damn Rolls-Royce that'd do 140 miles an hour."
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"What you fellas got in that thing?"
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"- Stock. - Sign here."
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"I guess you must have misconstrued my remark"
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"about my mother planning to purchase Southern California"
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"as an attempt to influence your giving me a ticket, Officer."
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"I am sure that she will still consider keeping you all on as a member of the Highway Patrol,"
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"regardless of how shabbily you treated her son!"
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"You might want to tell that to the judge, sir."
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"(Speaks Arabic)"
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"(Tires screech)"
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"(Sheik) This is for you and the judge!"
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"Goddamn camel jockey!"
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"(Tires screech)"
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"(Sirens blare)"
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"(Siren approaches)"
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"Oh, shit. We got a smokey on our tail."
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"Watch this."
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"- Officer. - Pull it over."
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"We got no brakes!"
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"No brakes! Help us! Yes, thank you."
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"Damn "no brake" gag works every time."
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"Oh, no! We really don't have any brakes!"
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"- Quit kidding, will you? - Hang on!"
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"Evel Knievel... you've got yourself some competition!"
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"(Laughs)"
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"(Both bicker)"
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"(Bickering continues)"
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"(Hui) Route 66. Ha-ha!"
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"(Speaks foreign language)"
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"Secret weapon."
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"(Makes pulsing sound, chuckles)"
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"(Hui exclaims)"
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"- (Rumbling) - (Rapid bleeping)"
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