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Clips from Avenue 5 - He's Only There to Stop His Skeleton from Falling Over (S01E01)

"We should shit Frank out the airlock."
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"You hurt him without my consent and involvement"
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"and I will harm you deeply."
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"(CHANTING) Shit. Him. Out."
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"-(AUDIENCE JOINS CHANT) -WOMAN: Shit him out! Yeah."
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"-Shit him out! (LAUGHS) -Shit him out!"
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"Shit him out!"
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"JORDAN: Guys, come on, calm down."
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"-Whoo! Shit him out! -Shit him out!"
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"Hey, who remembers the last Oscars? That was a real shitshow, wasn't it?"
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"They gave an award to a sparrow."
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"(ENGLISH ACCENT) Do you have..."
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"Do you have a whistle you can blow to keep him under control?"
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"-Shit him out! -IRIS: When he gets like this,"
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"it's best to just let him wear himself out."
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"-Security! Shit him the shit... -FRANK KELLY: All right, all right, I understand you're--"
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"...out of the airlock and into the shit!"
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"KAREN: You need to shut the F up"
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"before I knock you the F-- Frank!"
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"-Frank! -Shit him out!"
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"-Frank! Frank! -Shit him out! Shit him out!"
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"Frank! Frank!"
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"Hey! Put him down, he's mine!"
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"No! Stop murdering someone!"
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"Frank!"
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"(CLAMORING AND CHANTING)"
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"Do something!"
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"Well, I guess things are looking up for-- Oh, thank fuck."
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"(CHEERING AND WHISTLING)"
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"-(MICROPHONE SQUEALS) -(CROWD SILENCES)"
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"(AMERICAN ACCENT) Calm... and I cannot stress this enough..."
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"(YELLS) the fuck down!"
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"Mr. Judd did not mean shit anybody out."
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"He was making a joke."
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"(SCOFFS) Yeah. Yeah."
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"You guys don't understand comedy."
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"I do."
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"What I did back there, that was comedy. Idiots."
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"Uh... right, and the comedy was, may I say,"
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"exquisitely performed, unlike this guy, who..."
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"I assume was abused by a punchline when he was a kid."
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"(CROWD LAUGHS)"
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"-Oh, come on! -RYAN: Taking his revenge--"
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"Do you mind? Please!"
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"Okay, security, can we-- can we bring Frank back down?"
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"Right? Let's bring-- Let's bring Frank back down."
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"-(MUTTERING) Oh, thank God. -MAN: Whoo!"
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"RYAN: Thank you."
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"And can we, uh, render him vertical?"
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"There we go."
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"Okay. Now, do you know what's gonna get us out of this?"
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"A big rocket?"
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"Uh, no."
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"That-- Well, yes, that would be..."
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"Okay, there's two ways we can get out of this."
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"Captain Ryan saved you, okay?"
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"So you just owe him a big handshake."
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"-Go on. Go ahead. -RYAN: Teamwork."
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"We together as a team. All right?"
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"Like the Egyptians building the pyramids."
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"We can be like... bricks"
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"in one of those Mexican palaces"
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"with the steps up the side, we climb the steps--"
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"-(FRANK GRUNTS) -(MICROPHONE SQUEALS)"
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"-Frank! -MAN: Whoa."
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"(YELLS) You stay away from my wife, you jackal!"
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"Or you will have me and my wife to deal with!"
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"Got it? Captain Turtleneck?"
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"-Frank! -Honey--"
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"-That was wrong. -Honey--"
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"Hot, but wrong."
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"-We're ten seconds from Halfway Home. -JORDAN: So, uh..."
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"-It's funny, isn't it? You call them "elevators." -MATT: Ten. Nine..."
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"-Uh, but they just don't elevate they also... lower. -MATT: Eight. Seven. Six. Seven."
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"And zero!"
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"-(CHEERING) -♪ (PARTY MUSIC STARTS) ♪"
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"We're halfway home!"
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"Let's party so loud, they hear us back on Earth."
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"MAN: Who threw that? You are dead man."
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"All right, or woman, let's not be sexist."
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"But actually, no, it was-- it was a man."
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"-It was him there. -(GRUNTS)"
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"Not him. Him!"
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"-This is all on you. -What?"
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"You had one job."
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"I expect. I'm not sure exactly what you do."
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"I saved everybody, so I think the words you're looking for"
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"are "thank you, Billie""
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"and "I'm sorry I've got a rod up my metal ass.""
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"I hope you're trampled by this conga line--"
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"Whoa!"
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"Iris, I'll be in my cabin with a protein ball and a gun."
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"-Yes, Mr. Judd-- -JUDD: (BANGS ON GLASS) Iris!"
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"(YELLING) I heard you!"
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"JORDAN: Well, I think that's my time."
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"So thanks for coming, everyone, to see the funniest man"
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"in the universe."
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"That's me, in case it wasn't clear."
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"I think everything will be okay if we just stick together."
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"(ENGLISH ACCENT) Worked for every extinct species in history."
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"MATT: What a crazy night, right?"
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"Knock, knock."
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"(CHUCKLES) Knock, knock."
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"(MATT CHUCKLES AGAIN)"
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"-These-- These people are... -(PHONE CHIMES)"
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"...the bravest and the boldest."
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"They are humanity's finest, and they need safe--"
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"(CLAMORING AND SINGING)"
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"-(LAUGHTER) -(CHEERING)"
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"(RETCHING)"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"STAFFER: The President will see you now."
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"Great."
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"-(CHEERING CONTINUES) -MATT: Hey, uh,"
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"Jordan's gonna be signing merchandise at the bar."
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"(LAUGHS) I'm just kidding. He's in hiding."
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"♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
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