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Clips from Bob's Burgers (2011) - Bridge Over Troubled Rudy (S11E11)

"and right now I have to pack for two weeks!"
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"- Whoa. - Yeah."
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"Rudy, Rudy, Rudy."
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"I got to say, right now you're being a..."
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"a bit of a weenie."
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"Uh, hey."
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"What kind of lighting is that, Rudy‐‐ recessed?"
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"- Louise? - Mm‐hmm?"
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"- Please leave. - Say what?"
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"I think you should go. For a lot of reasons."
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"Also, I'm about to pack my underpants,"
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"and I would like some privacy."
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"So, yeah, this is Miyoko."
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"My little scrapper. Keep an eye on her leaves."
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"They should be a yellowish‐green."
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"Now, if they're greenish‐yellow,"
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"put her under strict observation, okay?"
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"- How strict? - You never leave her side."
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"Or, you know, do whatever seems reasonable"
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"for the $25 I'm paying you."
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"Okay, that's everything."
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"- Ready, Tina? - Yep. Coming."
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"- All right. Take care, kids. - You, too."
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"Have fun at your divorced dad safari."
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"Oh, that‐that's not where I'm going."
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"- Just a guess. - Okay, bye."
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"So I told the guy,"
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""Keep jacking up the price of the stuff"
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"and they're gonna have to call it five‐maldehyde.""
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"(gasps, laughs) Because five is more than four."
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"- Hm. - So now I just pay a lot for formaldehyde,"
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"- and that's fine. - Look at you."
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"Nothing rattles Mort. Not even dead people"
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"- and all their shenanigans. - Yeah."
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"You always keep your cool. It's kind of infuriating."
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"- Nothing rattles you, Mort?! - Easy, Teddy."
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"I meditate."
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"And the small stuff just rolls off my back."
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"Huh. I always wanted to try that."
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"And you know who should try it‐‐ this guy."
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"Nothing rolls off his back, not even sweat."
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"It just beads up. It's weird."
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"Um, thanks. I‐I mean,"
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"I'm kind of curious about meditation."
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"I guess I just don't want to be alone with my thoughts?"
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"Ugh, what's Jimmy doing?"
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"Huh? Nothing. He's standing there."
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"It bugs me so much."
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"I think you'd get a lot out of meditation, Bob."
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"I could show you how it's done."
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"All we need is a quiet place"
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"where no one will bother us for 20 minutes."
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"I mean, most days that's the restaurant."
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"Yeah, we could do it here."
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"I need to finish Mrs. Sobel's makeup for the service."
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"Her last wishes were "Have fun with it.""
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"But I can come back tomorrow. How's that? Who's in?"
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"- Sure. - Sounds good. - I'm in."
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"Then it's a date‐‐ a medi‐date to medi‐tate."
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"Oh, don't ruin it, Mort."
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"Louise, everything okay?"
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"You keep riding into my back tire."
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"- What? Oh, I'm fine. - Are you thinking about how bad"
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"you feel about calling Rudy a weenie in front of his hats?"
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"No."
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"I was just thinking about... logistics."
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"I believe you're trying to say "la fish sticks"?"
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"Logistics about how you're gonna apologize,"
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"because it sounds like you should?"
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"I do not need to apologize."
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"I meant logistics for my plan."
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"I got Rudy's message, loud and clear."
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"He wants to blow up that bridge so bad."
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"And he wants us to make that happen ASAP."
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"Okay, great, but it doesn't seem"
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"like that was his message at all?"
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"It was, and tomorrow we can help with that."
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"- This is just a transportation glitch. - Glitch, please."
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"Okay, I'm heading to Rudy's dad's house."
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"- Bye, everyone. - Bye, Tina."
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"Have fun sitting on your plants."
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"Uh, wait, Tina, um, Gene and I thought we'd go with you."
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"You know, for moral support."
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"- Aw, so nice. - That is nice."
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"Yeah, weirdly nice. Sorry. I didn't mean to say weirdly."
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"But why do you want to do that?"
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"Because we're really great siblings?"
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"Yeah, you are. Now go on, get."
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"And next time you see us, we'll be all chilled out,"
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"cause Mort's gonna teach us how to meditate."
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"Really? Even you, Dad?"
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"I know. I'm scared."
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"Hey, if you want to try ayahuasca next,"
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"Ken knows a shaman."
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"Thanks. Ken's not real."
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"The shaman said none of us are real."
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"I've got to be honest,"
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"I was feeling the plant‐sitting jitters, but now"
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"but now that I've got you two on my side,"
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"- noth... - Yep, yep, sounds good, so let's"
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"run through the plan for moving Rudy's bridge"
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"- over to his mom's place. - Wait."
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"- You're still serious about that? - Uh, yeah."
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"I want to blow up the bridge."
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"Rudy wants to blow up the bridge."
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"So I'm doing this amazing favor"
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"and he's lucky to have me"
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"and I never did or said anything wrong."
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"Okay, but I don't think I can help."
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"Those plants need a lot of attention."
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"Rudy's dad said they feel jealousy, too, so I..."
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"Tina, relax. Gene and I have got this."
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"we can balance the model"
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"on one of our bikes and walk it over to..."
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"- Aah. - What, Gene?"
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"- You used the W word. - Walk?"
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"- Aah. - Okay."
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"Maybe instead we do the leg‐positive thing,"
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"and ask Mom and Dad to drive the model for us?"
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"Dad wouldn't want it in the car."
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