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"As long as you don't tell a lie, the spell will be fine."
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"Okay. Who are we gonna be?"
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"Okay, we're taking you down to the station."
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"What seems to be the problem"
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"here, fellow police folk?"
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"Officer Bronco?"
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"Were you in that van?"
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"Affirmative. And we will..."
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"I mean, I will take full responsibility"
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"for that fella right there,"
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"so you can just release him over to me."
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"Hey, I wanted to be the front."
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"No way. I'll do the talking."
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"Bronco, I thought you were working"
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"on the other side of town."
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"I, uh, changed my mind."
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"Something wrong?"
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"Just a little neck cramp."
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"You have to stop lying."
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"Answer every question with a question."
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"What exactly are you doing out here?"
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"Uh... What am I doing out here?"
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"What are any of us doing out here?"
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"Whoa. I never thought about it like that."
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"Nice."
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"With all due respect, you didn't answer my question."
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"Well, we were just exercising"
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"some driver's education drills for Ian."
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"Who is Ian?"
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"Oh, is that Laurel's kid?"
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"Ian is Laurel's kid."
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"Your stepson was swerving all over the road."
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"Yeah, well..."
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"that guy's not all there today."
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"Yeah, he does seem a little off."
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"You seem a little off yourself."
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"Uh, actually, if I'm being completely honest,"
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"I'm not super great"
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"in this kind of situation,"
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"and I'm starting to freak out a little bit."
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"And I'm all sweaty and weird, and I don't know what to say"
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"and I just feel like I can't do anything right,"
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"and I'm a total weirdo."
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"Hold on, hold on."
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"I think I know what's going on here."
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"Uh... You do?"
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"It's not easy being a new parent."
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"My girlfriend's daughter got me pulling my hair out, okay?"
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"Oh. Oh, yeah."
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"All right, we can let him go."
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"Okay, well, I'm just gonna take him to the van."
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"Hey, it gets better. All right? Good luck, Bronco."
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"You, too, Officer."
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"Keep workin' hard or hardly workin'."
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"Now, that was a good Colt."
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"I don't envy you, Bronco."
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"That Lightfoot kid is a handful."
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"Uh, I'm gonna have to disagree with you there."
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"I think Ian's a pretty stand-up citizen."
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"Not him, the older one."
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"What?"
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"I mean, the guy's a screwup."
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"You can't say you don't agree."
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"Um, I don't."
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"What?"
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"I mean, okay, well..."
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"I gotta get going. Gotta get Ian home."
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"I mean, I'm late for work."
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"Sorry, I mean, I'm feelin' a little sick."
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"I mean tired. Sick and tired. Gotta go!"
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"See you Monday!"
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"Oh, man. Bronco is losin' it."
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"See, that's why I never got married."
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"Old Gore can't be tied down."
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"This is Specter."
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"Can you put me through to Officer Colt Bronco?"
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"Barley, I don't know what happened back there."
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"But I don't think you're a screwup."
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"Maybe the magic just got it wrong, you know."
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"Yeah."
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"I don't know what happened."
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"Barley! Barley!"
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"Where are you going?"
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"Barley, come on. This is all just..."
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"I'm not a screwup."
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"I didn't say you were."
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"The magic said it for you."
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"Well, the magic got it wrong."
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"Magic doesn't get it wrong!"
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"The cop asked a question,"
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"you answered, and magic revealed the truth. Right?"
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"Right?"
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"I don't know how any of this stuff works."
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"All I know is that everything"
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"we've done tonight has gone wrong."
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"Yeah, it's gone wrong because you won't listen to me."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"Because everything we've done has been your idea."
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"But you didn't do it my way."
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"You didn't let me handle the Manticore."
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"You freaked out when I talked to the sprites."
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"'Cause you don't think I have good ideas."
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"What? Of course I do."
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"Great! Then I think we should take the Path of Peril."
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"And I also think that would be good, normally..."
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"See?"
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"But, I told you, this isn't a game."
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"All that matters today is Dad,"
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"and right now he's sitting in that van,"
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"and he's confused..."
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"What?"
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"What is he doing?"
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"I think he can feel the vibrations of the music,"
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"and he's dancing."
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"Wow."
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"He is terrible."
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"Yeah. He's really, really bad."
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"Oh, no. Here he comes."
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"No, no, no. Thanks, Dad. Dad, thank you."
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"I'm good."
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