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Clips from Cheers - Abnormal Psychology (S05E05)

Until the patient Quite often will Literally cry out

"Until the patient Quite often will Literally cry out"

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In the release Of satisfaction and joy.

"In the release Of satisfaction and joy."

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Point well taken.

"Point well taken."

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This intellectual stuff's Getting me all hot.

"This intellectual stuff's Getting me all hot."

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This is Embarrassing.

"This is Embarrassing."

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We shouldn't be Watching this.

"We shouldn't be Watching this."

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Well, maybe just A little longer.

"Well, maybe just A little longer."

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And that concludes This afternoon's program.

"And that concludes This afternoon's program."

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Aw! Oh! Hey! Boo!

"Aw! Oh! Hey! Boo!"

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Dr. Sternin,

"Dr. Sternin,"

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Dr. Crane,

"Dr. Crane,"

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Thank you For joining us.

"Thank you For joining us."

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Oh, excuse me.

"Oh, excuse me."

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For a written transcript Of this afternoon's show,

"For a written transcript Of this afternoon's show,"

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Please send A self-addressed Stamped envelope

"Please send A self-addressed Stamped envelope"

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To psychology this week,

"To psychology this week,"

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Box 84037,

"Box 84037,"

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Boston, massachusetts,

"Boston, massachusetts,"

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0220...

"0220..."

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"5."

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What was That box number again?

"What was That box number again?"

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02205.

"02205."

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Hey, fellas, How was the Fishing trip?

"Hey, fellas, How was the Fishing trip?"

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Would've been A little better Without cliff's jabbering.

"Would've been A little better Without cliff's jabbering."

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Guy catches one fish, Turns into ernest hemingway.

"Guy catches one fish, Turns into ernest hemingway."

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Congratulations, cliff.

"Congratulations, cliff."

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Thank you, sammy.

"Thank you, sammy."

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Yeah, it was Man against fish.

"Yeah, it was Man against fish."

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The rest of the world Was shut out.

"The rest of the world Was shut out."

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He was a good fish,

"He was a good fish,"

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A clean fish,

"A clean fish,"

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A strong fish.

"A strong fish."

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A little fish.

"A little fish."

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Get that stinking Slimy thing out of here,

"Get that stinking Slimy thing out of here,"

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And take your fish With you.

"And take your fish With you."

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Oh, frasier, i didn't Expect to see you here.

"Oh, frasier, i didn't Expect to see you here."

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Thought you'd be exchanging Psychological positions

"Thought you'd be exchanging Psychological positions"

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With dr. Sternin.

"With dr. Sternin."

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Please, sam.

"Please, sam."

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I made a complete Fool of myself today And dr. Sternin.

"I made a complete Fool of myself today And dr. Sternin."

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If they'd have had a Hose at the studio,

"If they'd have had a Hose at the studio,"

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They would have Turned it on us.

"They would have Turned it on us."

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Actually, that sounds Kind of fun.

"Actually, that sounds Kind of fun."

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I'll never be able To look her In the eye again.

"I'll never be able To look her In the eye again."

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The only consolation Is that nobody ever Watches that show.

"The only consolation Is that nobody ever Watches that show."

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Way to go, Sex machine.

"Way to go, Sex machine."

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I'm ruined.

"I'm ruined."

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Half of new england Saw me today as A rutting pig.

"Half of new england Saw me today as A rutting pig."

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Come on, frasier, You're not in rut, You're in love.

"Come on, frasier, You're not in rut, You're in love."

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Oh, nonsense. I don't think

"Oh, nonsense. I don't think"

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That because 2 people Breath heavily On a tv show

"That because 2 people Breath heavily On a tv show"

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Is any cause for them To declare their Undying love.

"Is any cause for them To declare their Undying love."

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Breathe heavily?

"Breathe heavily?"

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I thought you were gonna Suck in a chair there.

"I thought you were gonna Suck in a chair there."

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Listen, a tv station May not have been

"Listen, a tv station May not have been"

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The best place In the world to Sprout antlers,

"The best place In the world to Sprout antlers,"

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But it happened. Go with it.

"But it happened. Go with it."

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Dr. Sternin, You're back.

"Dr. Sternin, You're back."

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I'd like To thank you

"I'd like To thank you"

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For your Pygmalion-like efforts.

"For your Pygmalion-like efforts."

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I'd like to but i can't Because they've Led to disaster.

"I'd like to but i can't Because they've Led to disaster."

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Good evening, Dr. Crane.

"Good evening, Dr. Crane."

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Dr. Sternin, it's nice To see you again.

"Dr. Sternin, it's nice To see you again."

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And you.

"And you."

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I apologize for my Overzealous behavior This afternoon

"I apologize for my Overzealous behavior This afternoon"

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And for making fools Of us both.

"And for making fools Of us both."

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Yes, well, i would also Like to apologize

"Yes, well, i would also Like to apologize"

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For my completely Unprofessional attitude.

"For my completely Unprofessional attitude."

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And i promised you that That sort of thing will Never happen again.

"And i promised you that That sort of thing will Never happen again."

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I've already penned A letter to the american Psychiatric association

"I've already penned A letter to the american Psychiatric association"

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Apologizing For my behavior.

"Apologizing For my behavior."

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I would suggest That you do likewise.

"I would suggest That you do likewise."

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Of course, Of course.

"Of course, Of course."

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And i think perhaps For the sake of our Professional reputations,

"And i think perhaps For the sake of our Professional reputations,"

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It's best we put This matter behind us

"It's best we put This matter behind us"

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And go on With our lives.

"And go on With our lives."

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Oh. That is Probably wise.

"Oh. That is Probably wise."

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You see, i've Already lost Three patients

"You see, i've Already lost Three patients"

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As a result of Today's fiasco.

"As a result of Today's fiasco."

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That's odd.

"That's odd."

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I picked up three.

"I picked up three."

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While we're On the subject, Dr. Crane,

"While we're On the subject, Dr. Crane,"

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I suggest that Your behavior indicates An unacceptable level

"I suggest that Your behavior indicates An unacceptable level"

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Of sexual frustration.

"Of sexual frustration."

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You strike me as a man Who needs professional help

"You strike me as a man Who needs professional help"

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Or perhaps A girlfriend.

"Or perhaps A girlfriend."

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And you strike me As a woman who could use A good cuffing.

"And you strike me As a woman who could use A good cuffing."

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Good day, dr. Crane.

"Good day, dr. Crane."

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Good day, Dr. Sternin.

"Good day, Dr. Sternin."

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Just a moment, Dr. Sternin.

"Just a moment, Dr. Sternin."

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Sam, isn't the refrigerator Door stuck again?

"Sam, isn't the refrigerator Door stuck again?"

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I don't think so.

"I don't think so."

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Oh, i think it is, We need a hairpin To open it.

"Oh, i think it is, We need a hairpin To open it."

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Dr. Sternin, Could we borrow A hairpin?

"Dr. Sternin, Could we borrow A hairpin?"

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I don't see how A hairpin will help.

"I don't see how A hairpin will help."

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Strangely enough, It does.

"Strangely enough, It does."

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Don't you see?

"Don't you see?"

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What these two People who are such Geniuses of romance

"What these two People who are such Geniuses of romance"

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Are trying to do

"Are trying to do"

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Is to get you to Take your hair down,

"Is to get you to Take your hair down,"

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Thinking that it Will stimulate me

"Thinking that it Will stimulate me"

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Like some Pavlovian dog.

"Like some Pavlovian dog."

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So why don't you Just oblige them,

"So why don't you Just oblige them,"

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Get this silliness Over with

"Get this silliness Over with"

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We we can get on With our lives?

"We we can get on With our lives?"

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You mean like this?

"You mean like this?"

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Precisely.

"Precisely."

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You know what?

"You know what?"

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What?

"What?"

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I'm going To kiss you...

"I'm going To kiss you..."

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I'm going to kiss You hard,

"I'm going to kiss You hard,"

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And i'm going to Kiss you long.

"And i'm going to Kiss you long."

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But make no mistake About it, i am going To kiss you.

"But make no mistake About it, i am going To kiss you."

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In fact, i'm going To kiss you like You've never--

"In fact, i'm going To kiss you like You've never--"

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Yes, like that.

"Yes, like that."

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Now, listen, lilith, I think you and i

"Now, listen, lilith, I think you and i"

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Have just been too Articulate for words.

"Have just been too Articulate for words."

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We talk and we talk,

"We talk and we talk,"

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And what we Really want to do Is show how we feel.

"And what we Really want to do Is show how we feel."

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I think-- Look, i don't care What you think.

"I think-- Look, i don't care What you think."

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