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Clips from Central Park - Castle Sweet Castle (S02E02)

"Same make and model as yours. Interested?"
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"I hope he didn't die inside his car. His cologne always smelled like corn."
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"I'll take that as a yes."
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"[sighs] Maybe he's right."
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"We don't deserve to live in this beautiful, old, historic castle house"
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"with its transoms and cockatrices."
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"Yeah. We're just two working parents who are tired all the time"
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"and would love to not have to lug their laundry"
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"up and down the stairs every day."
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"Let's just throw this thing away so it can't taunt us anymore."
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"I should probably pick that up."
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"Hey, how did this photo album get down here?"
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"Aw. Molly's second birthday."
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"She ate so much cake and threw up on your neck. [gasps]"
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"And look! You were in your mustache phase."
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"Why did I think handlebar worked on me?"
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"Ah, Labor Day barbecue."
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"Cole threw up that time. That was on my neck and in my purse."
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"Owen, I think I wanna go back and talk to that guy Iggy one more time."
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"Okay. Kinda sounds like you're gonna beat him up."
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"But whatever you wanna do, I trust you."
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"- It's an impressive car, isn't it? - Yeah, it's fine. What's it listed at?"
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"Floyd, I'll be honest with you."
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"I don't even like this car that much. It's kind of an uggo."
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"Uh-huh. That's why you showed up before it's officially for sale."
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"[growls] Here's my counteroffer."
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"You've got to be kidding."
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"I hate kidding. And kids. Now let's negosh."
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"[Birdie] The only thing Bitsy loves more"
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"-than her beloved Rolls-Royce... - [blows nose]"
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"- ...is a negotiation. A ferosh negosh. - Mm-mmm."
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"[Birdie] Okay, this is gonna go on for a while."
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"Let's go to the park. And not 'cause I'm stalking a guitar lesson."
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"If you can even call it that."
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"- [Bitsy grunts] - [grunts]"
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"Anyway, it was the best fork I ever owned. Hands down."
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"Well, I suppose we should get back to the lesson."
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"This is an F major. Now you try."
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"Well, I think I F majorly nailed that."
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"Mmm, actually I give that F an F."
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"Oh, wait. I think that was actually a C major."
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"Okay, that is it! [grunts] I can't watch this anymore."
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"Hi, Birdie. Everything okay? 'Cause you have twigs in your hair."
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"Elwood, this is musical malpractice!"
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"Kids, if you wanna learn to play music, I'm the guy!"
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"I can show you anything you wanna learn. And I won't tell you stories about forks."
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"Well, that's a relief because I was definitely running out of stuff to teach."
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"Here. Just give me the guitar. Let me show you how it's done."
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"♪ You can learn music ♪"
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"♪ Let me teach you three simple chords ♪"
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"♪ Yeah-ah-ah You can learn music ♪"
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"♪ With a D and a G and an A ♪"
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"♪ You'll reap the rewards ♪"
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"♪ You can learn music ♪"
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"♪ Oh, oh, oh, my goodness Oh, my word ♪"
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"♪ Gracious me ♪"
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"♪ What is this genius We all have just heard? ♪"
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"♪ It gave me the chills It gave me the feels ♪"
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"♪ It made me both weep And kick up my heels ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause you are the music ♪"
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"♪ You are the pulse and the pitch And the time and the tune ♪"
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"♪ And the groove ♪"
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"♪ And look at you move ♪"
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"♪ You are the music ♪"
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"♪ If your song were a painting ♪"
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"♪ I would think it should be Hung at the Louvre ♪"
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"♪ You are the music You are the music ♪"
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"♪ Now wait a second, buddy ♪"
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"♪ Look at you ♪"
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"♪ You've got skills I'm playin' second fiddle to ♪"
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"♪ I cry when you croon I sing when you strum ♪"
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"♪ And what's that cool fingering You did with your thumb? ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, you are the music ♪"
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"♪ You've got a knack for the notes And a tantalizing touch with a tune ♪"
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"♪ Ya got me over the moon ♪"
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"♪ You are the music ♪"
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"♪ Roll over Beethoven, Mick Jagger And Miss Debby Boone ♪"
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"♪ You are the music You are the music ♪"
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"- ♪ But you are awesome! ♪ - ♪ You are awesomer! ♪"
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"♪ Your music flies to me On wings of gossamer! ♪"
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"♪ You're iconic ♪"
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"♪ You're like, bionic ♪"
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"[both] ♪ You'll be my dominant I'll be your tonic ♪"
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"♪ We are the music ♪"
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"♪ We'd like to learn music ♪"
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"♪ We bring the lightning, the fire The water, the earth and the air ♪"
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"♪ There's no getting through ♪"
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"♪ We are the music ♪"
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"♪ Will we learn some music? ♪"
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"♪ We're Billy Joel, Yo-Yo Ma, 50 Cent, Chubby Checker and Cher ♪"
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"- ♪ Now what do we do? ♪ - [Birdie, Elwood] ♪ We are the music ♪"
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"Forte!"
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"♪ We are the music ♪"
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"Piano."
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"♪ We are the music ♪"
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"Pianissimo."
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"[both] Where did the children go?"
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"Wow, they really got into it, huh?"
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"Yeah. I don't think either of them really wanted to teach"
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"as much as they just wanted to jam."
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"I don't even think they realize we left. I'm sorry I got so competitive."
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"I'm sorry too. I really do feel bad, like so bad."
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"And I feel like I failed you as your big sister."
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"Wait a minute. Are you trying to out-apologize me?"
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"No, it's just I really, really love you."
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"No, no, no, no. I love you."
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"[grunts] No, I love you!"
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"- I love you! I love you! - I love you! I love you!"
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"Hey, Iggy. It's Paige and Owen. Your favorite homeowners."
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"Oh, this is a surprise."
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"Are you here because you wanna put your dishwasher"
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"in the living quarters? [laughs]"
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"No, we thought about everything you said, and we figured you might wanna see this."
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"I mean, it's a lot of pictures of you guys."
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"And some children throwing up."
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"Not just "some children." Our children. They both threw up a lot."
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"Was this part of the speech?"
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"You might wanna talk to a pediatrician."
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"Here's my point, you don't want us to move the washing machine"
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"because it's not in line with the history"
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