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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - All Things Being Equal (S08E08)

"I'll come up and help you out for a little bit."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, maybe Mitchell should help."
Modern Family (2009)
"- He's just so good with baby Calhoun. - Aww."
Modern Family (2009)
"I ought to call you "Uncle Secret Touch"."
Modern Family (2009)
"That seems like a "500 feet away from a playground" kind of nickname."
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"But I will be happy to help."
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"Okay, well, I'll just be down here, in case nobody needs me."
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"Hey, wh-why don't you head upstairs."
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"I-I'll be right up, okay?"
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"Oh, thank you."
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"You know, you try to hide it,"
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"but you are a sensitive soul..."
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""Uncle Sneaky Feeler"."
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"Yeah, before we go wide with that,"
Modern Family (2009)
"let's, um... not. Okay."
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"Cam."
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"What? I think it's great that she's asking you"
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"to help out with baby Cal"
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"instead of his own flesh and blood."
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"I guess the only thing I'm good for"
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"is putting on a wig and taking her SATs."
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"I cannot believe you're jealous."
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"I'm hardly jealous. I'm much too busy."
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"Oh, finishing the flying monkeys?"
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"They're not flying monkeys."
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"Let me ask you... what do you think happens"
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"to possums during a tornado?"
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"Ugh."
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"Park it over there, next to that Buick."
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"There he is."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, Joan. How's everything down here today?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Putting cars in spaces and smiles on faces."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, except for yours."
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"What's wrong?"
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"Oh, no, I'm good. Yeah, definitely good."
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"Phil... if there's two things I know..."
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"it's people and parking."
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"And you look like you trying to get out of a tough spot."
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"You see right through me."
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"There was an issue at our partners' meeting."
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"Hold on one second."
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"Hey, sugar!"
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"All right, girl, how was the office party?"
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"I kept all my clothes on this time."
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"And you were right..."
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"I stayed away from mixers and I'm not hungover!"
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"See?!"
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"You can't lose if it's nothing but booze."
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"That deserves..."
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"confetti bomb!"
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"You're the greatest."
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"Park it over there by that blue Toyota."
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"My girl!"
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"She is a bit of a drinker,"
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"so I like to give her a lot of space."
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"All right. Now, what did you want to talk about?"
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"Nothing. Everything here is perfect."
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"- Well, almost. - Something on your mind?"
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"No, but something is on my feet all day... me."
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"How 'bout... a gel mat for the booth?"
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"Oh, I'm getting you a mat..."
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"'cause you're all that."
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"Ooh! Ha ha!"
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"I love that!"
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"Confetti bomb!"
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"It wasn't like I was checking up on him."
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"I had my nap and I came by for an afternoon claw."
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"I don't have a lot going on right now."
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"I think it's this one."
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"Hey, guys, why don't we just call roadside assistance?"
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"I'm sure they'll send somebody."
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"If today is all about girl power,"
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"why can't we just fix it ourselves?"
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"I knew we shouldn't have brought her."
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"It's funny..."
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"we've only been volunteering here"
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"- at the women's march for an hour... - Five minutes."
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"but it already feels like I'm part of something big,"
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"something really special."
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"Would you snap a picture?"
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"So you can prove you were here and get school credit,"
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"and be home faster than the ink dries"
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"on that poster you just misspelled?"
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"- "Women Untie"? - Still works."
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"Luke, these women deserve our respect."
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"They've had to overcome"
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"biases and challenges we've never had to face."
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"They're the granddaughters of the suffrage movement."
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"Sitting through your little speech..."
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"that's suffrage."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I-It's Danielle Pardo from calculus."
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"- Who? - You wouldn't know her."
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"You run in different circles."
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"She's in honors classes and you, well, run in circles."
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"Hey, Manny!"
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"It's so cool you're here."
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"And I'm here, too Luke Dunphy."
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"You saw me now and you saw me at the end of the march."
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"If you guys are making signs,"
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"here are some of the issues..."
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"women make 79 cents on the dollar,"
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"and the government wants to tell me what I can do with my body."
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"I mean, how would you feel if..."
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"Whoa!"
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"She blew my mind."
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"Society treats girls like second-class citizens."
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"I've spent a lot of time on women's websites,"
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"but none of this stuff ever came up."
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"You're watching strong women in action, Lily."
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"When we put our minds together,"
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"there's nothing we can't achieve."
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"This is too hard."
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"Ugh. I give up."
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"- Let's just get the manual. - Great idea. I like that."
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"You see, Lily, there are no fairy tales,"
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"no damsels in distress."
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"We are more than just a bunch of pretty faces."
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"There's nothing in the glove box but makeup."
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"Ay, yeah, because the manual wouldn't fit"
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