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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Double Click (S07E07)

"(Thumping)"
Modern Family (2009)
"Claire. There's a girl in Luke's bed."
Modern Family (2009)
"Where's Luke?"
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"With the girl! (groans drowsily)"
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"Should we just make a noise and scare her off?"
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"Is it a girl or a possum?"
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"Honey, there's no one there."
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"There was. I saw girl bumps and hair."
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"It was probably just his Chewbacca doll."
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"It's not a doll. It's a plush action figure."
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"Well, as long as he's sleeping with that thing,"
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"it's the only action he's gettin'."
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"I'm so relieved. I wasn't ready for that."
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"You thought you saw something that wasn't there."
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"It's dark, and we shared an entire bottle of wine."
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"It is dark. I didn't see you do air quotes around "shared.""
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"All right. These contracts are good to go."
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"All that's left is the inspection."
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"Already scheduled it."
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"Andy, if I could bottle you up"
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"and put you into a cologne, you know what I'd call it?"
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""Initiative.""
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"The black-and-white commercial"
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"would have models turning into panthers."
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""Initiative -- a unisex fragrance from California.""
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"I want to come back to this because it's fun,"
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"but I need your advice. Oh."
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"You remember my cousin back in Utah,"
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"the real-estate developer? Yeah."
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"Well, turns out his V.P.'s leaving"
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"to start his own company,"
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"and my cousin needs someone, like -- like, now."
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"Wow. That's a big opp-- Alex: Hey!"
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"Hey! What are you doing home?"
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"You knew this."
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"Must have slipped my mind. I'm so glad you're back."
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"That's it?"
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"Sanjay's parents are throwing him"
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"a three-day "Welcome Home" party."
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"They even made him a suit out of marigolds."
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"(Thumping)"
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"Hey. This is a nice surprise, pumpkin."
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"Was I too subtle with the way I put it on the calendar, or..."
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"(whistling)"
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"Someone woke up in a good mood. (chuckles)"
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"And there is only one reason"
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"a teenage boy is ever like that."
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"Yep, because it's Family Camp training day!"
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"Oh, I was gonna say,"
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""The Harlem Globetrotters must be in town.""
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"Luke and I are training for the big...Famcathlon."
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"You're, uh, carb-loading."
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"Good idea, buddy!"
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"Hungry dude."
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"Hungry for Family Camp!"
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"Don't say "no" right away, but picture me with these."
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"Sweetie, you're 8 years old. Give your body time to develop."
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"These curls! I want a perm!"
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"Take it from someone who had a perm at your age -- you don't."
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"Okay, what do you think of my airplane outfit?"
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"When I land in Missouri, I want to blend right in."
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"With what? A jug band?"
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"Cameron: I got a job this summer"
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"as an assistant defensive coordinator"
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"for the Missouri State football team."
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"Go, Bears! I'm going home."
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"And I have been crazy with work, which means"
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"Lily will be going back and forth between the two of us."
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"It has been a little tense"
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"putting together a time-share agreement, though."
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"I haven't been making it tense."
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"You're the one who treats our daughter"
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"like she's a vacation property in Aruba."
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"Maybe you should be promoted to very defensive coordinator."
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"There you go. Okay, you typed up"
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"how we're gonna share our daughter."
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"What is this -- some sort of custody agreement?"
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"(doorbell rings) I just drafted a document"
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"that reflects what we discussed last night."
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"You have a tendency to forget about things you agreed to, Cam."
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"Okay, that's a bunch of hooey."
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"Rich! I forgot to bring up the towels. That proves nothing."
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"I wouldn't bother you, but I'm late for court."
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"It's really very straightforward."
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"If it rains for more than three days in Missouri,"
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"that borrows against my time."
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"Conversely, if Lily does go"
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"to gymnastics camp, I get an extra week."
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"It's too confusing. Wait, you're a lawyer, right?"
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"Can I actually have you take a peek at something for me?"
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"W-What are you doing?"
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"I'm lawyering up."
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"Uh...uh, yeah."
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"There's a lot of ambiguous language in this contract."
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"I wouldn't sign it. Nobody's asking him to."
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"You know, I never would have agreed to give up 4th of July,"
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"and now I'm worried"
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"he's trying to trick me out of Biscuit Bonanza."
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"B-Biscuit Bonanza? It's what it sounds like."
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"It's a biscuit-baking competition,"
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"and then you see who can throw theirs the furthest."
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"May I present Exhibit "A"?"
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"Cameron: That's fine, Mitchell."
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"I don't care about 4th of July,"
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"as long as I get Lily for Biscuit Bonanza."
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"Lily: Biscuit Bonanza?!"
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"Yeah. It's what it sounds like. It's a biscuit-baking --"
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"Okay, I have never hated the sound of my own voice more."
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"Okay. I'm gonna go pick up that costume."
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"What costume? Oh, my God, Cam."
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"Cameron: Don't forget about Pepper's brunch. Okay, stop it!"
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"Isn't it your first day back working with Claire?"
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"I got to get this e-mail out first"
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"to a store that got my order wrong."
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"Do I look like a guy who would wear a shirt"
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"with pineapples all over it? Kinda."
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"I want to use all caps to get across how angry I am,"
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"but it takes forever to press "shift" before each letter."
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"Why don't you just put on the caps lock?"
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"You can do that? (chuckles) Oh, Jay."
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